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mrskurono · 2 years
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I don’t think I’ve expressed enough how much i lobe tour writing and how good it is but you really kinda got me simping for hinawa, with that first time one ahhh its so good 😩✨✨
And honestly can’t believe i haven’t asked for a victor or joker first time yet but if you want to do one or the other. Victor i just see him a a nervous wreck but so overstimulated and Joker just begging at this point.
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a/n: don't compliment me >///< you know I'll do anything you want if you do that!! But honestly, I'm surprised more first times didn't pop up after that lil mini series of first kisses heuheuheu (and besides Shinra, Hinawa was the other first one I had a crush on heh) type: headcanons tags: fem!Reader, virgin!Viktor + virgin!Joker, mentions of the following; oral sex, vaginal penetration, handjobs, guided masturbation, anal play (viktor) past trauma (joker) character(s): Viktor, Joker (fire force)
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Viktor Licht
An inquisitive man down to his core
Just like any aspect of science waiting to be discovered, sex and the human body is no different
Not unaccustomed to pleasure, Viktor is avidly aware of how his body works and that includes things below the belt
But what he doesn't know is how it might react with another person. So when you come in? Viktor is like a giddy kid on Christmas ready to try it all
Mutual masturbation, oral, toys, with or without condoms, fetishes and kinks galore, there isn't anything Viktor isn't willing to try once if not three times just for the spirit of knowledge
From the way he spends hours between your legs
Lapping at your clit, testing the waters of how far he can stuff his tongue inside you and even more. He doesn't move until his chest is covered in the slick of your cunt and he knows exactly the tell tale signs of when you're going to climax
Which is all good and fun until it comes to the moment he feels the warmth of something other than his hand around his cock for the first time
You just know that man's cock is as pretty and long as he is tall
It's all or nothing with Viktor
His bodies reaction to your walls fluttering around him, milking him like your slick insides were made for him to dump all his cum into, he won't stop until he's panting 'n sweating above you
Has to save fucking for the last course bc it is all this man will do until he is red in the face and absolutely depleted
So the other fun things have to happen first and let me tell you does he have a book planned of fun things
Nothing on either of you goes untouched
Viktor can't help it though when you play with his ass, that's an endeavor all to itself bc how well he reacts with his prostate is played with for the first time
Drain him with your cunt or your fingers, Viktor doesn't care as along he's empty at the end by you and you only ♡
Joker
Sex is a touchy subject for him
Not by choice but by circumstance
So when the time comes that he truly wants nothing more than to be intimate with you, Joker still defaults to you making the choices
He wants you more than anything but needs to take it slow
We're talking building it from the ground up with his trust
Laying in bed with heated make out sessions turned showing each other where to touch on your bodies
Joker being lavished in praise as you kiss all over his torso and he jerks off for you
Your own fingers working away at your clit as the two of you hush each other's moans with sloppy kisses
Until you're shuddering next to him and he's pumping his hips up to spill his seed all over his stomach
Exploring into letting you play with him. And vice versa
Joker letting his first real orgasm at another's hands be yours. With the way you swipe your thumb over his slit and grip his cock just right. His broad chest swelling with a jagged breath the moments he soils your closed fist. Cum seeping between your fingers and his beautiful neck on display as he tips his head back and moans through the entire orgasm
The moment penetration comes into play, Joker is more than craving you
Sweet thoughts replacing the old scared memories when the two of you finally reach that point
Nothing feels like the sweet release of his soul leaving his body seconds after Joker enjoys the flutter of your cunt around his cock
This is worth dying for, you're worth dying for, he just knows it
Can't help but become a mess but a pretty mess none the less
Brush his hair out of his face, shower him in praise while you move your hips
Engulf his senses until he's clinging to you and rutting up into you sloppily to match your movements
Nothing takes Joker to a better place than when he feels you steal his orgasm from him. No thoughts, just the overwhelming sweetness that comes from his twitching cock being milked dry into your cunt
Every last drop with a vice grip hold on you as Joker gasps and groans in the crook of your neck
Utterly taken back by the fact intimacy can be this good, even for him, leaving Joker to be a bit of an addict to the way you make him feel ♡
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yuichi-ro · 2 years
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Hello hello if your still doing these cause funny enough I has drew a Au similar to the idea but kitty Victor and Wolf Joker but in this case puppy Joker. God please them😤😩. Little kitty wants all the attention (like purring when you touch his hair, so god sakes) and puppy is a patient till momma says he can have some attention (i swear he protect both his momma and kitty). Both being so god damn needy, don’t worry momma will take care of you, no one is getting left out. 💓
Also again if your not interested in writing this ones anymore no worries and no need to.💓
ok but puppy!Joker has me screaming....what a good boy <3 cw: fem!Reader, kitty!Viktor, puppy!Joker, handsfree cum, tit sucking, oral
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kitty!Viktor with the way he can't even tolerate having his ears touching. Turns such a smart kitty stupid </3 But that's exactly what he wants. Mommy's fingers playing with his ears until he's a panting, glossed over mess who can't think straight. All the blood rushed to his cock. Seeping and drooling and so hard. Just one touch and you're sure he'd cum. All from touching his ears. But it's so cute he doesn't even need to be touched. Poor needy kitty can't help but soil himself with the way you keep teasing him like that. As embarrassing as it is. He's too stupid to care cuz it feels so good.
puppy!Joker and his patience. But only for his kitty. That's the only one he'll sit back and wait for. Because honestly he might like the way it looks when you keep rubbing kitty!Viktor until he cums like a horny little stray. But puppy!Joker can't sit back and keep his mouth to himself forever. And with the pathetic trail of cum seeping down his friends cock. He might just have to lap it up and clean it before finding his real meal. Between your legs with you pulling his hair while puppy!Joker tunes utterly everything out. Just his tongue over your clit until it's buzzing and overly sensitive is all that he wants.
Of course both of them are awfully snuggly afterwards and can't keep their mouths off anything like a boob. It's a good thing they play so well together.
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pistachiozombie · 3 years
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mrskurono · 2 years
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Hi hi hope your doing alright.
Hope you dont mind another victor brainrot, lowkey just wanna crawl under his desk and suck him off while he tries to finish his work. And then bent over his desk while he relieved some stress.
I am...alive, that's the best I got lol but we do stan making smart men dumb as fucking shit at the drop of a hat
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dummy!Viktor who keeps whining and trying to close his legs when you rub at his crotch. He's throbbing against his zipper but trying so so so hard to finish what he's doing. Hand in his hair, leaning on one elbow, moaning and whining about how he just needs to finish this paper and that's it. All this time though he hasn't done a single thing to finish his work.
dummy!Viktor with fistfuls of his own hair as he's slouched over his work, arms covering his embarrassed face and a slough of whines coming incoherently from his mouth. He was the one who complained about being stressed?
dummy!Viktor who's babbling nonsense with your lips wrapped around his cock. Cumming so quickly it's almost embarrassing but you know that's not all he has in him. So you keep sucking, sucking until he's drooling and clutching the edge of the table. Nothing coming out of his mouth making any sense and his cock twitching even from the lightest touch.
dummy!Viktor with his poor spit covered cock begging for more even as he can't do anything but look like a glossy eyed idiot down at you as you coo and tell him how pretty he looks all stupid for you 🖤
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yuichi-ro · 2 years
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HAPPY WOMEN DAYS 😤😤💓💓 one of my favorite women here you and your wife, favorite writer/fic writers hands down 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼✨
Ooooh so so for my fem dom i guess umm 👉🏼👈🏼 being a gently/services top, always covering joker and victor and kisses and bites, easing there body down till there puddy in my hands playing with there hair and kissing the back of there neck. 🥺😏.
Till there so relax and soft they cant help but listen to anything i say, begging for more or slowly riding them, or our favorite position, 🥴 the sandwich one on top of the other, switching back and forth between them with a strap. But endless, soft praises and gently touches, till there touch starved for more 🥺.
They both so tired and sleepy after i get to cuddle my two big boys, and sleepy soundly with them, GOD THATS THE DREAM. 😩😩💓
I'm sorry this is late!! istg i didn't get distracted photoshopping until nearly 10 pm but asdfghjkl 'm so glad you love it here in the crazy little shit show my wife and I have going on ♡
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cw: fem!Reader, marking, edging, handsfree cum
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those big broad pale shoulders of Joker's are the perfect place to leave the most beautiful ring of purple and blue hickies. Peppering him in kisses each place a new mark is taking color. Even with how thick his hide is, it reacts so well to the way you sink your teeth into it. Leaving him squirming under your attention. Holding his breath without even realizing it. Not until you draw a real deep groan from him the second your hand ghosts over the tent in his pants. Joker mumbling incoherently under his breath while your lips continue to dance along his shoulder. Big broad back pulled back to your chest like a good boy. And reminding him of such bc he never pulls away or whines when you edge him like this. Never gets impatient or snappy. Goosebumps prickling all over his skin while you palm his cock through his sweats and draw as many moans out of him as you can.
the whiny one, is Viktor.
utter mess when you tell him to be patient. Sink your teeth into his shoulder and watch him squirm like a hot mess. Leave teeth marks in his sunken in collar bones then ravish that pale skin with all the hickies you can manage on him. They look as stunningly beautiful on him as they do on Joker. The big difference though is the way Viktor really gets riled up from just the kisses and marks. He doesn't need your palm on his clothed cock. Simply the seam of his pants is enough to urge him closer to a sweet release. While you're busy ravaging his neck and shoulders with your lips, decorating him with marks even his lab coat won't hide. This man is rutting his hips and thrusting up against nothing in your lap. Moaning like a slack jawed slut. Feeling his cock brush against the harder seam in his slacks. Just against his sensitive tip thats already leaking. Be careful bc if you don't control him, whiny boy will soil himself with every last drop of cum he has to his name. Simply bc you're kissing on his neck of all things ♡
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mrskurono · 2 years
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Honestly curious how you think joker would react to walking on you masturbating or using a toy cause OH LORDY 🥵
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Joker is teasing, in a jealous bitch bottom kind of way.
"Whatcha got there?" " 'm not enough for you huh?" "Guess I can have my own then too?"
The teasing lasts as long as his bluff is called. The moment you tell him how good he'd look cumming over a vibrator strapped to his cock or filling a pocket pussy you held. Then it's quickly a "couple" thing.
Everyone needs some spice sometimes right?
Definitely a fan of mutual masturbation. Toys just make it so much more fun.
Can only hold a vibrator against your clit for so long while you pump his cock in a sleeve. Because soon his labor gets labored and focus goes elsewhere. Joker looses focus quickly when you steal an orgasm out of him. And if you tease him about how quickly he came using the toys. Well expect the favor to be returned right away ♡
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yuichi-ro · 2 years
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Hello hello, ive been fucking swapped studying for school, first two in class college classes. Im super excited there both science classes but literally pass four days been stuck to my desk.
God im so needy at this point wish i could have victor come sit with me while cockwarming him while i work and just feeling him slowly get more and more hot just by the lack of movement, urges so many urges. Or spoil me with a cute little victor in a babydoll while i work looking at his cute embarrassed face so i don’t have to be lonely working these last four days in notes and quizzes. Pleaseee 😩 i need my cute lil genius to act like a princess while i be the hard working one 🥺
You got this! You know how sexy Viktor would think it is working that big brain of yours?? Instant turn on and he is a slut for you being smart-
And honestly, why not both? Pretty embarrassed Viktor and cockwarming him <3
Viktor who tugs at his top like it's going to really fit all that lanky body. But it looks so precious on him and mouthwatering. All that sheer fabric and the pretty bows. Matching panties that do nothing to hide his hard on. Cute little leaky spot in his panties because showing up for you like this turns him on more than he cares to admit. It's just a bodily response, he can't help it <3
Viktor who isn't allowed to take it off. It looks so good and you never said you'd fuck him so no worry about getting it dirty. Just making him sit down so you can enjoy his cock. Shifting and moving to hear him moan behind you while you work. He's such a mess that he can hardly contain himself. Long lanky arms tight around your chest with his head buried in the back of your neck while he pants. Utterly unable to contain himself and you're not even moving. And that's what makes it so cute when he cums. Cuz then you can lean back and kiss his cheek. Teasing him about how easy he is if he cums just from cockwarming and a few lacy panties <3
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yuichi-ro · 2 years
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ANYWAYS Could i ask for the nsfw alphabet Joker K, M, T 👉🏼 👈🏼
of course you can ♡ ──────────────────
K = Kink: Belly bulges, this goes both ways but he really loves watching his belly pop up with a sweet little bulge from the toy. Even more so if it's involving copious amounts of cum being pour into him like your little incubator ♡
M = Motivation: Lust, this is a man robbed of pleasure and human enjoyment growing up. And now that he has you? He drowns in all the pleasure he was forcibly abstained from. He wants more, he always wants more, it's like an addiction at this point
T = Toy: Pocket pussies, from the sight of his legs spread and you between them, to the humiliation of the squelching toy running up and down his cock. Joker can't help come undone when you squeeze his cock in those plush silicone walls and tease him with such simple motions. Cumming in a toy and not even you flusters him but makes him all that much more turned on ────────────────── NSFW Alphabet (open)
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mrskurono · 3 years
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Hi hi, hope your doing alright it honestly nice hear how tour life is going when i so read some stuff ever so often 👉🏼👈🏼
But i wonder how much fun jt would be to play with victor or jokers hair. You get the right spot to with your hands under there hair while scratching. They just go limp and all soft. Ahhh 😩😩 i wanna cuddle them so bad and just play with hair give them kisses and nibbles on the neck.
It's surprises the shit outta me that any of you read my weird shit about my life 😅 I see moots out there like, fucking their professors, having black out weekends and doing wild ass shit. And I'm just a stay at home mom with a mouthy toddler lol I'm not an exciting person but I hope it provides some entertainment!
tbh between Dr. Stone episodes I'm rewatching the Haijima arc (heh) and highkey Viktor is really the reason I'm growing my hair back out to match his heh.
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Playing with Joker's hair is always a prelude to something naughty. It's inevitable. The tenderness of your hands trailing up behind the back of his neck. The most vulnerable part of any animal, something he protects during any fight or scuffle like he's a wary animal. So when your touch is drawing up his spine. Parting his hair to the side to reveal the nape of his neck. Joker can't help but stifle the groans in his chest as he sits between your feet. Head dipped down allowing your touch to go further. From your fingertips. To light brushes of your lips along his dark hairline. Kisses trailing down his spine until he just can't contain himself. Always with him whirling around on the ground between your legs to catch your lips on his. Or burying his face between your legs to give your other lips a kiss 😏
Viktor's hair is a source of relaxation for him. He'll scratch his head here and there deep in thought but nothing compares to your touch. When you drag him away from hours of work. Bags under his eyes and nothing but gibberish coming from his mouth. That's when you know he needs to relax. Viktor might reason weakly with you why he can't take a break but it's no match for the moment you scrape your nails across his scalp. That's when the scientist comes undone and melts to your touch. Ready to lay first first on your chest and have the rest of him limp on top of you. All while you tease his curls and brush your fingers through his hair. Inevitably until he falls asleep smashed into your boobs. Probably does snore a little bit but it's kinda cute
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mrskurono · 3 years
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Im feeling soft, how do you think joker or victor will respond to you holding there hands for the first time. Sorry i always do these two in a duo.
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Joker is surprised to say the least. In a cliché way that he feels almost foolish about. The physical touch he's endured in his life but when your fingers curl around his palm or lace with his, the third gen man is caught with a flutter in his chest. He'll never rat himself out for being caught off guard when you did it. But Joker will always trace the creases of your palm thinking about the first time you took his hand.
Viktor is giddy when he realizes you're holding his hand. An infinite plethora of animalistic ways to show intimacy and the simple act of finding you rubbing his knuckles is what swells his chest and tints his cheeks with color. Caught off guard only because he was submerged in his research. Viktor can't help but think about the time you took his hand asking to go to lay down simply for his own well being. Perhaps it doesn't equate to the first hand hold to you. But in his mind Viktor vividly recalls the way your fingers grasped his slender ones and the rush of endorphins when you tried to pull him to you.
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yuichi-ro · 2 years
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OOOH MAKE SENSE BUT PLEASEEE THAYS LIKE UGHH OMFG that is like one of my favorite positions fuckinf cant get enough, just the thought of victor moaning into jokers neck or him jerking up when it gets deep, and joker starting to suck on his nipples when they come into view, he just need something to grab onto to cover his moans 😩💓 and Joker jerking back to reality when he feels the strap get fucking into him. He needs to grab on the bed or victor slightly grinding on him and move against the strap 🥴
The two of them making out but both of them getting fucked to hard to keep their lips together. Ending in a messy spit covered moaning mess while they rub against each other 😩
With the way their cocks rub against each other with just enough friction to make them twitch. Paired with the brush of the strap against their prostates when you take turns fucking them. It leaves them leaking stringy precum all over each other and making it even slipperier when they grind against each other. Cocks slimy and grinding but they're too fucked out of their minds.
Then when your hips get tired? Well you did all the work to stretch them out. So just insist Viktor slip inside Joker since he's on top. Letting Viktor fuck him while simultaneously fucking him on your strap. Knowing being sandwiched between the two of you is too much for the sensitive nerd. That way when he cums inside Joker, you can just make him pull out and fuck his cum deeper in Joker before making them switch ♡
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mrskurono · 3 years
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Ahh sorry im back again after i died with the thought of kissing little victor licht so 👉🏼👈🏼
What are thoughts on joker’s first kiss, cause i imagine you giving him a little peck and leaving the room and he just stews for a second and then runs after you for more. That or he grabs you before you can leave HMHNHMHNN 🙈💓💓💓💓
How could we ever leave Joker out though ❤ Honestly though, I feel like he's more of the 😶 Than even Kurono just due to his, y'know, past.
The first kiss has Joker stunned? Surprised? Caught off guard? He's not mad, he was holding your hand to start with. But it's the flood of feelings that tighten in his chest the second your lips come flush against his that leaves him crashing into emotions he's forgotten/neglected/ignored. Tightness in his chest while he leans into you and it feels like his body is as hot as the tip of one of his cigarettes. When it ends though, he doesn't want it to. There's no other choice but for Joker to push back into you for the feeling to fill him up all over again.
The first make out isn't as surprising as the first kiss. Joker has your number and what you make him feel. And he wants more. It's why the first time your tongue slips against his bottom lip, it is quickly followed by him gripping your thighs and greedily catching your tongue between his lips. He doesn't want anything but the taste of you filling his senses. It's not as startling as the first time you kiss him. But it's just as intoxicating as everything in him twists and tightens and he has fistfuls of your thighs or sides. Clinging to you and not even realizing the low groaning leaving his lips until you're smirking against his lips. Asking if he wants more. To which Joker can only reply that he always wants more.
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yuichi-ro · 2 years
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For the nsfw alphabet! Victor Y, E, A
Of course for Viktor ♡ ──────────────────
A = Aftercare: Textbook but tender, he's tired and clingy afterwards because this man does not workout but thankfully getting a rag to wash off with or post sex snacks are much easier than running a second marathon
E = Experience: Very little, Viktor can be a little off putting and he gets that. Chances of him being a virgin are higher than winning the lottery. But don't let that fool you he is very excited to experience the human body and it's sensory stimuli
Y = Yearning: Surprisingly high, just like his balanced meals Viktor takes his psyche and needs very seriously. And the rush of endorphins and stress relief after an orgasm surpass anything humans can bioengineer so he'll never deny he's on the horny side ────────────────── NSFW Alphabet (open)
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yuichi-ro · 2 years
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Im so sorry im ask for another one tonight, my in person classes got moved to online and i just wanna cry my eyes out i hate it so much so, being distracted as i am
Can i ask for victor K,O and M for the alphabet 👉🏼👈🏼
when my wife's classroom gets moved to online we celebrate cuz then she does all her teaching from home 😂 ──────────────────
K = Kink: Oviposition, nothing tickles this man more than the inhuman preference to sexuality. The what ifs and other pleasure given by non humans. Naturally drawn to oviposition he can't explain it but the idea of being filled with your eggs, to be a breeding tube for your offspring, exploited like an incubator and filled with slippery eggs sends him over the moon
M = Motivation: Sensations, craving what the body can experience and what he can know about it. Viktor loves sex for the fulfillment of his senses and the knowledge if gives him about his own body as well as your own. Constantly tinkering and tweaking sensations to bring on only the best orgasms for you both
O = Oral: Giving, pussy drunk man at his core. Sloppy and enthusiastic with the way he wants to die between your pussy lips. Swallow up all your juices and drown in them. Adores sucking on your clit and feeling his hair snag in your fingers when you grab it ────────────────── NSFW Alphabet (open)
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yuichi-ro · 2 years
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Hello hello, i have this cute lil mushroom dress, ill share a photo and its just ugh love it and my friend told me it reminds her of joker and
omfgg now all i can think about is joker hiding under the dress, eating me out its so long he could probably hide under the table and the dresses and no one would know he was there. The thought omg, at a dinner with someone and they left to grab something and they ask where joker when and hes just under the table having his dessert ugh fucking please.
And on top of that i had these cute little knee high socks and ima skinny but they did the little thigh thing and i can see him excited later to have sex but leave them on, kdkekedkdd sorry for the word vomit it need to get out somewhere 👉🏼👈🏼
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Look!! At!! The!! Mushrooms!!! oh my god I want that dress
Joker? In a tiny little cramped space under the table? Big beefy dude hiding under your dress while he presses his lips to your panties? Not even taking them off bc where's he gonna put them so he won't forget them? So he eats you out with two long fingers hooked into the seams along the crotch? Pulling the fabric aside so he can nurse at your clit with an insistent tongue that never stops even as you squirm and reach down to grab his ponytail? Gripping it so tight his eyes water but you hold your composure as you cum all over his face under the table with someone 100% unaware of whats going on? That Joker?
Your right he deserves to be under the god damn table and the dress
Thigh highs and Joker just seem canon. Okubo told me himself. The little pudge thing tight elastic does on your thighs when they're clinging to dear life not to roll down? Yeah that's Joker's favorite part and he runs his tongue all along the exposed skin of the back and inner part of your thighs bc...man can't help himself 🤷‍♀️
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mrskurono · 2 years
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I- AHHH KIDS PLEASEE, I feel like both Joker and Victor would be amazing parents. Joker would definitely teach him to defend themselves and take care of there siblings if any and Victor would 100% wanna teach him anything and just turn them into the most curious lil babies. And im just full of cuddles and love and my babies just would have the best dads. And i would try to be the best momma ever 🥺
I fell like Joker would constantly be rough housing with him and probably spoil them so much cause he didnt get it as a child and when even he says his doesnt believe “everyone is different which makes them special, i never believe none of that.” He does a 180 and tells them that everyday. I jsut would love to see Joker with a baby carrier on his chest, sunglasses and like the diaper bag and some single women hitting on him and just pulls victor and myself over and shows the rings on our hands “we’re married and this is her baby.”
Victor, oh my god is he a nervous wreck with a new born so many books trying to find the best of the best to take care of his baby/babies and only when he first hears the baby cooing in his arms does he relax and see the the whole world in his arms. Victor with a like baby sling, while working or on the phone and hes bouncing the baby or walking back and for with them with a bottle or toy, my heart would melt. He will home school the kid/s till he realizes they need friends and Joker and me have to push hin out to school and hold victor down cause doesnt wanna let his baby go.
Ahhhhhh. So much word vomit ahh sorry hope you enjoyyyy!! And hope you are doing well i have some ask lock and ready when you are feeling better, much love!
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The sunglasses and baby carrier have me screaming.
Man of the shadows who? Not Joker. Nope he gotta go pick up that extra set of diapers bc the coupon says buy one get one half off. Trips to Target? You mean redecorating the kids entire room. Swears up and down they aren't spoiled. But he has the means to give all the things he didn't have to his kiddos so why wouldn't he?? Joker oozes both protective dad vibes while also maintaining just enough of that "crazy, still kinda childish" vibe that most often results in wrestling matches on the floor and crab walk races. And in terms of the presents, Joker is sooooo that parent that's like "alright, you turned 13 you know what that means." and everyone's like puberty talk?? and he just shakes his head "Nope, YOUR FIRST KNIFE" and just straight up whips out a pocket knife as a gift 😂
Viktor is the king of over doing the prep. Man has three books alone on teething all written by different people. While being the most observant parents also comes with the title of most worried parent. Like if you guys just have one? He's a nervous wreck at every milestone. The second one, he mellows out a tiny lil bit. And then anything from the second on Joker finally takes a big glass of wine and calls it good if they're not dead at the end of the day 😂 Joker and all those like, grossology books and putty/slime making books, if it's got a form of experiment on it. Bet your ass Joker has it wrapped and under that tree. He likes to inspire a thirst for knowledge in his kids buuuut he might also wanna make slime volcanos too 😂
Lets see Kurono...I mean biologically, he gets one. But lets be honest I end up with Nataku too so yay me and two kids! I still laugh at the idea that outwardly he's "the grinch" but inwardly he's making sure everything on the traditions list is getting crossed off. Kids decorating cookies, tree where it's supposed to be and presents written with only the best forged Santa signature. Part of me belives he impulse buys toys too like...he lowkey wants to play with them too soooo just pop it in the cart and put it under the tree so he can play with the kids too 😂
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Send me your self ship family/holiday headcanons!
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