#as a disclaimer so i dont hurt anhones feelings i promise this is satire

[slime-the-awesomeguy]

How many holes does a straw have?

@i-send-you-random-asks

You freak, why would you ask this anonymously? Who in the world would ask such a controversial question and expect me to answer??? What are you? A coward, afraid to show your face with such an inelegant question knowing it'll tear world's apart at a single answer?

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its technically a tube, but also what you consider a hole could be different from my view, I'd say two, but I'd be willing to argue one at the same time