#ash if you see this no tf you didnt <3

[sturnpooks]

party - ashtray

tw: sex and weed

Your pov

Me and ash were sitting on the cough smoking some weed when fez walked in " we are going to a party tonight" he stated "ok what time" ash asked " it's in like 3 hrs" fez answered.i got up not saying a thing and walked to our room and kinda slammed the door. I heard the door swing open as i was getting in the shower. I knew who it was, ashtray. " tf you slam doors for " he said sounding mad. " i didnt mean to damn" i said knowing damn well i did mean to. It was silent for a few moments, i just was trying to finish rinsing my body wash when i felt two arms wrap around my waist "Are you sure ma" he knew exactly what that name did to me. One of his hands move from my waist to my shoulder, running his fingers up and down with the water. We finish our shower, and i pick out our outfits (they are matching)

I took like three hrs to do my makeup and it looks swaggy asf (im so sorry) 

( time skip to the party cuz im lazy) We got to the party. Me and ash went to get drinks. After a couple of drinks we were drunk. I heard maddy yell "ALRIGHT BITCHES LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE" Me, ash, maddy, cassie, lexi, rue, and fez all were sitting on the couch. "ok ill start" cassie said "maddy truth or dare" "truth" "what is your biggest turn off" cassie asked " when they are short" maddy said giggling. "ok y/n truth or dare" maddy asked me " dare" "i dare you to give ash a lap dance" maddy told me and i did it cuz i aint no pussy. Ash whispered in my ear as i started to get up "you cant get up, you made me hard" he held me by my hips for the rest of the game. As everyone started to get up me and ash did to and ash pulled me to the bathroom.

When we got to the bathroom he pushed me up against the door and started kissing and sucking on my neck. He found my sweet spot and i made a soft moan. he started sucking and biting on that spot harder. His hand travels down to my waist pulling me closer to me if thats even possible. I can feel his hard-on against my clothed body which isnt clothed for very much longer. He slips his other hand under my shirt and makes his way to my tits. His mouth leaves my neck and we make eye contact seconds later i find myself shirtless. Both of his dark eyes make their way down to my breast, asking for permission to see them in their glory (im so so so sorry). 

(this is the set you had on btw)

i nod my head yes, His hands travel to my bra clasp and immediately undo the clasp. His eyes look as if they were the only thing keeping him alive. His lips meet my nipples and his hand meets my clothed clit and applies the smallest amount of pressure. I move my hips trying to make some friction. " needy much ma" he says full of lust. He takes his hand away from my heat and squats down to my feet and slowly takes off my shoes. He moves up to meet my face with his. Our lips meet as i palm him through his pants, he bites my lip pulling away. He takes off my pants and just admires my body. My hands meet the waist band on his pants and pull on them signaling i wanted them off, he slowly pulls them off. I take off my panties and he takes off his shirt and boxers. 

" you ready mama" he asks "yes sir" i answer. He taps on my thigh meaning he wants me to jump. I do so, he holds me up and carries me to the sink counter and sets me down. He lines himself up with my pussy. And slowly pushes his cock in me, i let out i load moan. No matter how many times we have fucked i will never get used to his size. He lets me adjust, and works his way to a harder and faster pace. The room is filled with moans and grunts.  " fuck ma" he says as he thrust in to me harder than before. "c-close" i attempt to say "hold it" he grunts out. My eyes roll back. I can feel the pressure getting harder in my stomach "i ca-cant h-h-old it" i say in between moans. "just a lil longer mamas"  he managed to say full of grunts.  After a few hard thrust he said " let it go ma" and with that i let the pressure in my stomach go. And i felt his warm cum inside of me. 

He let go of my legs and ofc they were shaking. "i like my work on you" he says being cocky. "mhm" i mumbled tired from the actions we just committed.  He cleaned me up and helped me get my clothes back on. We walked out of the bathroom and back into the room we were in before and saw everyone sitting on the couch looking at us. We made eye contact and both started busting out laughing. "yall mf are gross human beings" fez said with a wierded out face.

A/n: im sorry ik its absolute shit. But it is also my first smut. Anyway love ya babes. <3

[stealingbones]

can i just,, rant about south park? (spoiler warning obv)

I never thought id be into basic american adult tv buthere we are- I recently got into it, feb 19th i started watching and finished the whole 26 seasons and two games (sot and tfbw) in a month. Just finished tfbw game earlier today and almost lost my mind fr bc wth man.... anyway, theres your background for how mentally ill i am, now-

South park characters have so much detail in their characters, right down to the little things, like cartman having to finish singing sail away or kenny liking oragami, like??? i love the little character details that nobody thinks about hello??

Its so hard to take them seriously with that stupid artstyle (the artstyle has grown on me and i love it sm but still, theyre hella goofy) but seriously some parts cut deep- especially the whole fucking covid thing, never in my life did i think id cry at fUCKING SOUTH PARK ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? I see a lot of angst and it actually makes sense??? And just,, a lot of stan's stuff is really depressing, i hate the episode(s) 'youre getting older' holy fuck. The fact that stan knows how to drive at 8 years old most likely because his dad is an alcoholic who drives drunk too is graaAAA,, I feel so bad for butters too, the innocent child who gets all the trauma dumped on him 💀 none of the kids in south park are safe from trauma, not even 'new kid' (they fr made you choose a parent, dude.....) one of my favorite serious moments though actually is when kenny tries to get them to remember his deaths, the like "TRY AND FUCKING REMEMBER." is so dramatic and im fbedhunfinjecnijef

also cartman being the only one to remember kenny's deaths waa,, Cartmanland he says 'what kenny? he dies all the time' and when kenny tries to make the others remember,, cartman isnt there so á, then cartman isnt shocked when kenny escapes wherever tf cthuhlu sent everyone. cartman did drink kenny's ashes so that could be the reason he remembers epic

also also, i didnt even think about it before until i seen just kenny and kyle at the bus stop, but stan and cartman moving away and just having two of the main four left at the iconic bus stop scene is so upsetting,, I enjoy the older seasons best 💔 Like season 10 and earlier man,, their early seson voices too omg <3 When they started doing season long stories was kind of annoying (edit bc new episode dropped, they put cartman back lmao,, still missing stan though man...)

Switching topics- No wonder style is more popular than stendy, it has more content than stendy even though theyre cannon dating 💀i think cartman and wendy interaction more actually. Wendy's kind of cool and i wish theyd make an effort to show her and stan together more often (even small things like they do with creek) and a few times its even shown how little stan cares, like with the texting thing or the time they broke up for a bit stan had said he hadnt talked to her for weeks... Stan doesnt deserve wendy tbh, i also always forget she killed someone for stan lol, they really dialed her crazy back,,

I probably have more random thoughts but these are the main ones,, the little guys have been doing laps around my brain for a month straight and i feel like im going to explode

[rosies-pastimes]

hello hello how are you rosie?

I looked up those cookies you mentioned and woww :o I've only seen my friend play cookie run: ovenbreak aha but cookie run: kingdom looks very fun :D (sea fairy pretty and herb cookie ooh!) cherry throwing cherry bombs yess

I'm like a whole week late but hope you didn't find them too challenging :)

hehe fences lots of them ~

T-T wish I saved the transfer code somewhere else too but unfortunately I did not... at least I won't the same mistake haha... I think

that's true! and glad to be friends on there again ^_^

yeah we won't tell anyone *zips mouth*

okie okie I'll take your word for it and maybe I'll only remember this when I actually get to that point :P

mhm mhm and they made it last over two lessons akjshdfa solomon come backkk

ahh 👀

yess you got it right! I'm glad she does :) I appreciate her very much!

aww it must have been very fun though hehe and ooh awesome! hoodie season come soon and stay a little longer?

true, true! and the shade of purple is very nicee

I think I would say shounen! some part due to being more exposed and having seen more in that category so :) what about you?

- 🎮

just holding on at this point 🎮 anon, just barely holding on 😭 one pe video every week isnt a good thing in my book 😭 im sick of dis shit 😭 AND JUST WHEN I WAS GONNA ANSWER THIS THE POWER GOT CUT AND WR DIDNT HAVE ELECTRICITY ALL DAY 😭😭😭😭😭

anyhow i hope you're having better luck at school than i am 🥲🤞 wishing that for you bestie 🥲🤞

HAVE YOU SEEN HUMAN THEM LIKE SKSNUXJA 😩😩 i swear im not thirsting after cookie 😭

AND LIKE ADD PANCAKE AND SNOW SUGAR COOKIE OMG THEYRE SO CUTE 😭😭😭

they were a little challenging and at the same time not? like i speedran through some, but an activity where we had to write a love song pooped me out a little because tf is romantic love like 😩

AND IR TURNS OUT I DONT NEED THAT MANY FENCES cuz i have yet another design for the teapot or whateva 🥲💅

DW BESTIE WE ALL HAVE OUR MOMENTS but yes maybe write down the transfer code a few times to make sure but yay we're frens on om again HAHAHAHA

nowadays, i just scream and exit the app before throwing my phone away when i see an obey me scene i havent seen yet 😃👍 my phone's protective screen is considerably more cracked but oh well 🤷‍♀️

solomon take me home I'm scared HAHAHAHHAHA ESPECIALLY AFTER BEEL OMFG MY FRIEND WAS TEASING ME ABPUT THE CREAM PUFF 😭😭 LIKE NO HONEY BEEL IS SOFT BOY DONT DP THAT TO ME I WAS GONNA SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST INTO A PILE OF ROSIE ASHES

i lowkey dont blame guoba for eating them though the golden shrimp balls do look good 😩

hoodie season + cuddle buddy pls 🥲 HAHAHAHA

purple has been my favorite color since forever and i love it sm!!! do you have a favorite color? ksnzjan

saaaaammmeeeee <3 i used to prefer shoujo though, my child heart wanted what kamisama kiss and ohshc had 😭😭 my heart still does but that isn't the point-

[vsantangelo]

YOUR FAVOURITE...? 1. Favourite Ace Attorney game? -> i'm stuck bw justice for all and spirit of justice tbh

2. Favourite case? -> bridge to the turnabout oh god the feels

3. Favourite defendant? -> aside from my bbs (maya, trucy, and athena), imma say... lana skye

4. Favourite prosecutor? -> franziska von karma will always be my baby

5. Favourite ship? -> p sure i be shipping maya/nick for all eternity. and i'm into franziska/adrian (bc idek huhuhu) and athena/trucy (T HA T DLC CA SE TH OO B I TCH THE Y MAG IC SHH OWS AR E DAT ES)

6. Favourite victim? -> yo bruh, the circumstances behind metis cykes' death is fuckin sad i hate everything. also, tahrust inmee ;_;

7. Favourite murderer? -> GODOT [ugly sobbing]

8. Favourite assistant? -> bruh you can't make me choose frm my babies ;_; but athena is my adorable sunshine so imma go w her

9. Favourite witness? -> adrian andrews is my presh baby ;_;

10. Favourite quote? -> IN JUSTICE WE TRUST

YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE...?

11. Least favourite Ace Attorney game? -> apollo justice oops

12. Least favourite case? -> honestly tho, i can barely remember shit from aj so s'probably somewhere there

13. Least favourite defendant? -> well, fuck you, matt engarde

14. Least favourite prosecutor? -> annoyed @ klavier and nahyuta tbh (but at least nahyuta redeemed himself at the end)

15. Least favourite ship? -> KLEMA OH GOD. PLS DONT SHIP MY PRECIOUS SINNAMON ROLL W THE BLING-LOVING EUROPHILE GAWD

16. Least favourite victim? -> hmmm idek im kinda indifferent w other victims tbfh

17. Least favourite murderer? -> bruh prof means just creeps me tf out. and i wanna grab luke atmey's nose, that slimy bastard

18. Least favourite assistant? -> lol no

19. Least favourite witness? -> that box chick from dual destinies

20. Least favourite memory of Ace Attorney? -> blah i aint sure

DO YOU PREFER...?

21. Phoenix Wright or Apollo Justice? -> P H O E N I X  W R I G H T

22. Maya Fey or Trucy Wright? -> YOU CANT MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY BABIES

23. Investigations or trials? -> Trials

24. College Phoenix or Hobo Phoenix? -> Hobo Phoenix is just a chill dude, I wanna hang out w him

25. Klavier Gavin or Kristoph Gavin? -> annoyed at both, but meh... klavier i guess

26. Ace Attorney or Ace Attorney Investigations? -> ace attorney

27. Apollo's perceive, Phoenix's magatama or Athena's Mood Matrix? -> athena's mood matrix

28. Ace Attorney trilogy or Apollo Justice and Dual Destinies? -> trilogy!!

29. 3D models or sprites? -> idek i like em both

30. Ema Skye as she is in Rise from the Ashes or Ema Skye as she is in Apollo Justice? -> EMA FREAKIN SKYE AS SHE IS IN SPIRIT OF JUSTICE

MISCELLANEOUS

31. Did you like what they did to Phoenix in Apollo Justice? -> tbh, no. tf do they have to disbar nick? and if they rly hafta disbar him, 7 fuckin years is a fuckin long time. idek, i just... he couldve been a much more legendary lawyer if it wasnt for the 7 years wasted

32. Your opinion on Dai Gyakuten Saiban? -> havent played it yet... maybe in the future tho

33. Do you think Dai Gyakuten Saiban and/or Miles Edgeworth Investigations 2 will get localised to the West? -> hope so, tho.

34. Do you think Miles Edgeworth should get another Investigation-game or do you think another character deserves a spin-off? -> ok look, i like miles and all but if there's gonna be another investigation-game, can it be w franziska instead tho?

35. Opinion on the soundtrack of the Ace Attorney-franchise? -> bruh i love that shit

36. Do you like where the franchise is heading or did you prefer the atmosphere in the original trilogy? -> i like how darker the recent games are compared to the original trilogy tbh

37. Capcom suddenly announces that Phoenix will no longer appear in the Ace Attorney franchise! Your reaction? -> FUCK THIS FUCK OFF FUCK YOU [cries]

38. Capcom suddenly announces that the Ace Attorney franchise has ended for good! Your reaction? -> FUCK THIS FUCK OFF FUCK YOU [cries]

39. Would you like there to be another Ace Attorney/Professor Layton crossover game? -> meh havent played the crossover yet so idek but if it has fuckloads of nick/maya, then ok

40. Would you like an Ace Attorney anime? -> actually enjoyed the anime tbh but couldve used more fillers tho :(

41. Opinion on anime cutscenes in Ace Attorney? -> FUCKIN. LOVE. IT.

42. Would you want to play an Ace Attorney game where you take on the prosecutors role? -> HELL YES.

43. Do you like having DLC in Ace Attorney-games? -> since i dont have a 3ds, i just be watching youtube for playthrough so idc

44. Opinion on Lamiroir’s storyline? -> bruh, when they gonna tell apollo and trucy they sibs?

45. One thing you think the Ace Attorney games can improve on? -> hm, cant think of anything rn?

46. Capcom suddenly announces an Ace Attorney movie! Would you like it to be based on an already existing case or would you like an all new storyline? -> i'm cool w both tbh

47. Capcom suddenly announces an Ace Attorney movie! Would you prefer it being live-action, 3D animated or 2D animated? -> 2d animated bc as much as i enjoyed the live action movie, i didnt enjoyed it as much as the anime. and idek abt 3d but if my bbs are pretty in 3d.... then i'm good.

48. If there could be an Ace Attorney crossover with whatever franchise you'd like, which one would you choose? (Does not need to be a video-game franchise) -> bruh, since im into saints row now, i wanna see how the saints and my bbs interact hahahahahha

49. Opinion on recurring witnesses? (Wendy Oldbag, Lotta Hart, Larry Butz, etc.) -> love oldbag, like lotta, kinda annoyed w larry

50. Do you think Dual Destinies deserved its M-rating? -> yeeeppp that thing w athena was p dark tbh