Do you have any disability headcannons?
yeah!! some of these are canon and some of them aren't, but shhh! they still count!
Stan: asthma, CVS (clinical vomiting syndrome,) major depressive disorder and minor dyscalculia. he may have (non-hyperactive) adhd?? they diagnosed him with it and put him on meds but he's certain its something else
Kyle: diabetic, ehlers danlos, and shitty immune system so he's always getting sick. also OCD. he has certain habits his friend see as odd (such as making and unmaking and making his bed again repeatedly, always knocking exactly 5 times, and saying certain words/phrases more than once when the situation doesn't call for it) and he has bad intrusive thoughts and minor delusions every once in a while like seeing things in the corner of his eye or hearing his name called
Butters: Anxiety and depression (highschool.) His parents have him medicated for it more because they want him to act normal and less because they actually care about him.
Cartman: Im gonna be so real with you, it was you who sold me on the cartman potsie hc. so POTS for cartman. and ik this isnt a disability but im just gonna say intersex cartman is so real. ykw actually for him i would consider it a disability. not by nature, but because of all the shit he has to go through in life and with the medical system.
also i think potsie kyle would get so fucking pissed about cartman also having pots. he would 100000% think he's faking to make him mad
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The untold apologies hung up in the air - thick of deepest regrets and torn up once charmingly intertwined pasts. As layers of dust, they covered the whole room. It was impossible to breath without taking some of them in. They clustered on poor maiden Memory's bookshelves and sliped down to the very core of their souls with the aftertaste of burned down bridges.
And yet, no matter how hard they tried, one thing was impossible for these sincere words. They could never reach the tips of the tongues of those, who needed these words the most.
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SO, SOUTH PARK IS STILL COOL, AMARITE????
But yeah, basically it's a sketch to my guilty pleasure grown up AU, which I've been thinking about around 5 years
Possibly there would be another cryptic messages and pictures, lmao
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do u think my professor knows i wrote this poem about creek
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Unpopular opinion, but when it comes to their homelife I feel sorrier for Shelly than I do Stan. Her parents, especially Randy, treat her like an afterthought. It explains a lot about her behavior. Yet Stan gets all the angsty fanfiction about how saaaaaad he is living at that house.
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