#asshole research transport (perihelion) extended theme song lyrics

[potatoturnipbean]

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Peri!

It’s a wormhole capable, asshole ship of action!

(Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah)

It’s a hulking mass of vengence that’ll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay

It’s got more than just mad skill, it’s does accounting fraud, fake bills

(Woah-oh-ahhh, wap-bap)

And academics swoon whenever they hear it say:

"You are incorrect, Iris, I can bomb the colony."

It’s Peri!

Peri the Transport! 

Peri!

Peri the Transport!

(A-R-T!)

Well it’s lookin’ real sharp with its “deflectors” for “debris”

(Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah)

It's got an iron will, nerves of steel, and several other metal-themed properties!

Its hull is airtight, and it’s always up for a fight

(Ooh, whoa-oh-ah, wop-bah)

And so Murderbot hears this sound whenever it feels resigned:

"You know I am not kind."