#astralis out of context

[astralisstar]

“funerals are basically parties, girl.”

[i-need-another-real-username]

So I started playing Stray about half an hour ago and I CRIED FIVE MINUTES INTO THE GAME AND HAVE BEEN ON THE VERGE OF TEARS SINCE AND NOW I FAILED AT RUNNING SO THE TINY ROBOTS ATE MY CAT AND I'M CRYING AGAIN OH GOD

Man this game is making me so emotional

[starsandfluff]

I am handing you a loaded gun in telling you that I have acquired a third name. use this information as you will (read: to make puns)

yo a loaded pun ?? im v glad u support my p-ashe-ion :] !! one syllable names really let me cashe in on a lot of opportunities in a dashe !

oh logan lunaris loganprobably? yeah his pronoun set riz he slashe him ^^ !

[2for1dragons]

Astralis

I need inspiration to strike again, so I offer this while I wait. (I just realized I haven’t posted a conversation between these two yet, whoops.) You don’t need too much context for this one, but if you feel so inclined to find out what’s going on, you can do so here! This is from chapter 10 out of a current 16. Currently seeking ideas as I move forward with the plot! Have a great Wednesday, peeps. :3

McCree motioned to Hanzo to follow him. “Might as well take in the view.” They ascended the stairs of one of the industrial structures overlooking the clear horizon. McCree hunkered down onto the flat, frosty roof, dangling his legs off the edge. Hanzo transitioned to his meditation position in kind, weary from their terse excursion. Whilst up there, the moon and stars illuminated their figures as they shone without the interference of all things metropolitan. The glimmer of the beacons wobbled in the murky Mediterranean below. “Normally I’d break out the whiskey in times like these, but I’ll take a rain-check. Say, Hanzo… what do you do when the blues hit ya?” 

Hanzo took a moment to formulate his answer. “When I was distressed in my youth... I would go to my window to view the cherry blossom trees. The season mattered not. I gazed upon the branches, admiring their shape and everlasting form. I would examine and memorize every splendid twist and turn. There is beauty in simplicity. Of course I cannot deny that the heralding of spring made the sight that much more sedative. Now... I can only bide.” “You sure miss the place, huh?” “I… have learned to be content with mere memories. It is no longer my home.” 

“Can’t say I’ve ever had a fixed address, never stuck around long enough in one spot to make one. Before Deadlock, I’d sneak out of my jail o’ the week to take a gander at the stars. The brightest ones were never my favourite; I preferred the small fries playin’ backup. Every night without fail they’d come to greet me… I knew I could always count on ‘em to watch over me. Once I met Reyes, I kicked the habit...” He sighed as he scoured the night sky. “Looks like I’ll be takin’ it up again.” He rotated his torso, hands at either side, to appeal to Hanzo directly. 

“Hanzo… you’ve gotta go back to Hanamura sometime. You can’t go the rest of your life runnin’ away from it. Promise me you’ll at least think about it.” “What would that achieve? Consider what has come to pass over the course of my life, McCree.” The archer’s voice was plagued with torment: “I have nothing… because I am nothing.” McCree turned himself back towards the infinite indigo spread. He spoke coolly, masking his conflicting opinion. “Sorry to burst your bubble, Hanzo… but you’re dead wrong. You have me.”

[gaminghardware0]

McDonald’s is advertising burgers in CS:GO slang – a quarter pounder is an eco round

McDonald's is running advertisements in Denmark based around Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, with a Mac Jr (I think) meal deemed a 'full buy', which seems reasonable. Redditor Kakipls posted a photo of four McDonald's advertising hoardings, seemingly in Fields Shopping Centre, Copenhagen, to judge by the branding. Besides the full buy, a quarter pounder is an eco round, and extras such as chicken nuggets and chilli cheese bites are utility buys. The fourth panel simply reads 'GL HF' beneath the McDonald's arches - 'good luck, have fun', if somehow you don't know. And indeed, many people wouldn't. It's pretty extraordinary to see a brand as mainstream as McDonald's use such niche gaming vocabulary, or seek to market its products within a gaming context. But then, they know their market. CS:GO has soared in popularity in Denmark lately, propelled by the rise of home-grown sensation Astralis and interest from Danish TV channels, sports teams, and politicians - even the Prime Minister. One comment on Reddit also points out that Field's centre is the closest subway stop to the Royal Arena, where the next match in the Blast Pro Series will be held this weekend. The venue has a capacity of 12,000, and is sold out. from https://www.pcgamesn.com/counter-strike-global-offensive/mcdonalds-csgo-ads

[greggory--lee]

5 Signs a Man is Serious About a Woman

There are the exceptions, men who ultimately cave when pressured incessantly, but these relationships do not last. I have a friend who says “I will not stop trying to snag him until he’s mine”. She will be relentless in her pursuits and it ultimately ends up with her having to be deceitful in some way. She does not believe in the allure of mystery or playing hard to get. In the end, she ends up with disappointment. Eventually, these men figure it out, and out the door they go. Men are a no nonsense breed. ‘It is what it is’. Men are not as inclined to play hard to get, and causing utter confusion as females are. If you are unsure if his intentions are sincere here are a few signs that you’ve snagged him.

1. He calls on the phone.

Generally, when men start to think things might be getting tense in the relationship, and something doesn’t feel right…….they will call and try to find out out what it is. If you have been out with him a few times and you have the feeling he might be the one, but he is hard to reach. Then you might need to take a second look, and move on before you hang yourself out to dry. He just isn’t interested if you can’t reach him easily.

Most men know, that by calling you they are showing interest. Unless he is shy and afraid when dealing with women, he will call you. When you have been on a few dates, and real connections and feelings have been formed, men will make serious efforts to contact you. He phones you to say “I was just thinking about you, so I thought I would give you a call.” If the man’s problem is that he’s shy or intimidated, you wouldn’t want to be the one who has to train him for his future girlfriends’ benefit….now would you?

2. He includes you in family activities.

He invites you to places with friends or family. If he is including you in activities with those close to him, he wants you to be a part of his life. Why would you take a person you do not give a darn about to meet your family? Then, have to suffer all the questions later when they ask about her. Meeting the family is a big deal to a man, and in their minds a huge step. So, if you played scrabble with Mom and Pops on “Saturday Scrabble Day”, their weekly ritual, he thinks you are definitely girlfriend material.

3. He suggests you leave things at his place.

If he asks you to leave a change of clothes, toiletries, etc. at his place then he is acknowledging a commitment. Mind you, if he is keeping your things in a box down in the basement at the end of a labyrinth with a retina scanner for clearance than he is hiding your relationship from someone. If your things are not in plain view, or where anyone who stops by to visit can easily discover them, he is not taking your time together seriously. Or worse, he has someone else whom he cares about, and you are the one helping him stray. If you get to drop your pink sparkle toothbrush in the space next to his, you’re in.

4. He lets you drive his car. Not because he’s been drinking. / And without him as a passenger.

If he drives a car that has no backseat because it was stolen and the rear window is covered in saran wrap then this shouldn’t apply. You probably should not be driving that car anyway. This is for the guy who adores his car, spends hours waxing it, and takes great pride in caring for it. If he gives you the keys to his prize possession, and not because it is a matter of life or death (a designated driver), you have been deemed trustworthy. In his mind, he is showing the ultimate trust in you, and the keys to his apartment will soon follow.

5. He says “I love you” with not a hope of sex in sight.

If you are walking down an isle at the local market and he stops you to say “I love you”, he really does. Men get overcome with emotion in the sack but this short lived and in the throws of passion, it isn’t wise to put all of your faith in his words. Men, are like a valve that will release when the pressure has built, this is the same for sex, but also for feelings and love. For men it is the action that counts, not the words. But if in the most random and unpredictable moment he expresses his feelings for you, and has nothing to gain in the immediate future, he means it.

There are exceptions to this, but this applies if you are unsure at the dawn of a relationship. If the two of you have been together for a few months and in bed he says he loves you, then listen to him. Some men could take a whole year to utter the words. Always try to look at the context in which he expresses his undying love for you. Never say “I love you” first. Ever. Even if he loves you, he could get scared and feel like things are getting out of control. Out of his control, that is.

If the two of you have been together for a long time, you should know where he stands in his love for you. If you don’t, then you have bigger fish to fry. Women have their hearts broken everyday by men they trust. Those who have thrown caution to the wind and ended up being blown off or tossed aside, could have lessened the blow if they guarded their hearts just a little.

Men can be influenced by many things that can effect how they view a budding relationship. Friends, family, past heartbreaks, and fear of commitment. Let them express themselves naturally, and without pressure. If he isn’t talking about his feelings all the time, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t possess real feelings for you.

Source by A. Astralis

Source: http://bitcoinswiz.com/5-signs-a-man-is-serious-about-a-woman-4/

[i-need-a-real-username]

we're adopting a kitten on sunday!! peace and love on planet earth!!

[i-need-a-real-username]

I gotta hurry up and finish work early so i can draw my adorable chaotic DnD oc 😤😤😤 gotta motivate myself

Might post the art later!! It's genuinely the best drawing i've ever made in my opinion

[i-need-a-real-username]

now that school is over i have so much inspiration and motivation to draw for the first time in forever! :') i'm so excited to take time to create again

[i-need-a-real-username]

as a mobile tumblr user i basically JUST discovered how FREAKING EPIC you can make your blog on browser. HOLY SHIT everyone's blogs look so cool!!!

be back in a couple hours imma go make the prettiest frickin blog now -w-

[i-need-a-real-username]

i am very proud to announce that my best friend and i finally confessed after 5 months of pining for eachother!! it's official now i'm so happy :')

[i-need-a-real-username]

i drew this raccoon, thought you would appreciate him

here he is:

this is all thank you for your attention :) have a nice day

[astralisstar]

out of context shit pt 2

"i can't see your ears. show me your ears"

"i don't have an ear fetish"

[astralisstar]

out of context shit pt 1

"i wish your hands were detachable, so i can bring them home."

[i-need-a-real-username]

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n°5

screw that sleep schedule, we've got ONE WEEK, BOYS

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IT'S THEORY TIME.

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n°4

Man, having a crush on the captain without knowing or caring about their gender was so gay of actor

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Lady, realizing the fate of the entire multiverse is in the hands of Mark and the Captain: Our lives are in the hands of an idiot??

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