#at home! im back in the real world! koromon is with me!

[fizzingwizard]

Part 2 of Fizz Watches Digimon Adventure 2020 And Dramatically Dies. I forgot to mention that I adore these little throwbacks:

not mention the dial-up at the beginning ROFLMAOCUL8R

More screenshots and death below the cut:

Taichi’s Kouichi-impersonation fortunately lands him in the digital network without also sending him into coma, thereby proving Adventure kids are made of sterner stuff than Frontier kids. (Kidding! Put down those pitchforks!)

These new Digivices look like Apple redesigned the 90s one. I approve.

Before glitching out, Taichi heard Koromon screaming his name.

This scene is so dramatic and yet it’s still a pink tsum-tsum who can’t afford dental care hurtling through the air... Digimon man.

This is clearly a soccer tackle and yet he’s using his hands. Does he play GK in this universe?

All it appears to take is being touched by Taichi for Koromon to evolve. He still knows who Taichi is! Although he’s distracted before he can explain anything. If he’s even planning to explain, I mean, he’s Agumon. It’s not that he’s trying to be all mysterious, he’s just too busy thinking about food.

All the d’awwwwwwww

Koushirou also gets a digivice and his computer is magically upgraded

Pffftb...

The Choosen One what the hell!

‘supported by digivice’ bahahaha im crying

‘wiseman’ ‘wisdom stone’ well that first one is definitely koushirou’s DJ name

So are those Crest tags at the top? Why are there 9 of them? Hmmm! Ken hints already!??!!?

Koushirou: “My computer got so awesome! I don’t even care how!”

Anyway Koushirou, already 100% cooler than everyone else by virtue of being a Boy Genius, is now 500% cooler. Try to block me NOW, ticket barrier, you peasant!

He calls Taichi through his digivice, which is good, because Taichi doesn’t have a clue.

He does, however, have gloves, which he puts on before jumping in to help Agumon beat up the virus Digimon currently attacking them. (To everyone who says Masaru’s the only one who does that, it’s not and has never been true!)

Once again... if even Taichi is this conscientious about keeping Digi-germs off his bare skin, what do we even need Jou for!

*le grab*

YEET!!!!

^Our heroes in their natural state

DJ Wiseman Koushirou is able to divine that the train Taichi’s mom and sister are on is on a collision course. Taichi asks the only reasonable question:

You will be asking this often for the rest of your life, Taichi my boy.

Koushirou is able to lead them in the right direction. Taichi and Agumon proceed to immediately get their butts kicked.

Well that didn’t take long.

Why is Agumon’s head so big...

Then it happens... EVOLUUUUTIONNNN!!

I am so here for freaky stuff like this. Creepy music too. ooooooh

It looks like one of those cubic monsters from Yugioh Dark Side of Dimensions

Agumon... is able to evolve to Greymon! As you might have guessed, this episode moves really fast! I am choosing to look the other way on that because it’s a first episode. Go big or go home!

Greymon beats the baddie in a surprisingly quiet battle scene. I know Japan doesn’t have the American obsession with NON-STOP TALKING, but I was reminded more of the long silences in Tri than anything else.

Better get used to saying that, Taichi. That’s right. Bow to your new god, DJ Wiseman Izumi Koushirou.

So now Taichi comes back to the real world and... whoops no he doesn’t! He’s still there, because...

FREAKING AMERICA AGAIN, CAN’T LEAVE THOSE GUYS ALONE FOR A SECOND WITHOUT SOMEBODY HACKING THEM AND STEALING THEIR MISSILES

IT’S ALREADY THE END OF THE WORLD HAHAHAHA OMG EPISODE 2 GUYS EPISODE 2

It’s literally called “War Game” I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I hope you all understand what’s happening here. I am not joking when I say Koushirou is now Taichi’s god. Koushirou holds the knowledge, the power, the access. Taichi has shown himself very willing to go along with the voices in his head, so I assume he’ll make a model acolyte.

Yamato appears in the ep for 2 secs but he’ll be in the next one in all his purple awesomeness. I am amused by the ED.

Taichi, standing in the sun... the glare so blinding that Yamato has to shield his eyes from his glory

‘Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo, here comes the sun, I say, it’s alright...’

Verdict: Loved it. Yes it’s a kid’s show, yes it moved fast, everyone knew too much and did too much... whatever, it was fun. I’m so excited for this series >D My kids are back! (Again!)