#at least we know the colony mechanoids will be safe under Toki's control

[pushing500]

We're repurposing our toxic-wastepack-dumping transport pods for a vaguely more noble endeavor...

... We can't leave Sparks without a mechanitor, after all!

Don't argue about this, Mr "Swing-First-And-Ask-Questions-Later"! We shot you once, we'll damn well do it again! (we won't)

*muffled sounds of angry shushing and hissed profanities as four identical Jones boys scramble away from the room without waking the mechanoids*

Uh-oh

I think "why do I have to go first" is going to be Lansa's catchphrase.

After defeating the lone scyther (Lansa did the heavy lifting), our group decided to defeat the other mechanoids in the complex before cracking open the mechanitor's cryptosleep casket.

Lansa is lucky that Tokori specialises in medicine.

Either that uranium mace is more op than I gave it credit for, or Jut's level 20 melee skill isn't actually that impressive, seeing as Randy Random seems to enjoy letting my colonists beat scary enemies super fast.

We're not here to pay respects, Tokori. We're here grave robbing, so get to it.

I swear that name was randomly generated. I laughed too hard to reroll, so newly-made Mechanitor Tokori now has a robot named Dr Eggman, I guess.

In the meantime, here's a look at what the others have been up to before we wrap up:

I bet Ivy thinks she's hilarious whenever she says "excuse my French" after cussing something out with everything Jut taught her to say. She does have the comedian trait, though, and everyone knows dad jokes are the best kind.

XiaoLiang might not be going with Mechi and Kwahu for the next leg of their journey, but that's alright. He still has Tokori and Lansa to crush on, and he's already testing the waters to see if they'd be open to dinner dates (they are not open to dinner dates).

Ah, facial hair. That reminds me...

I promised my brother I'd draw his favourite colonist looking majestic before the end of Season 1. So, here you go, brother mine. Maybe one day you'll see Flapjack and his beautiful beard again. We can only hope.

Anyway, that's all for our final wrap-up update. Next time we'll have a colony tour, and then it's time for Season 2!!

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