#attackonari

[fuwafuwamedb]

I love Karna and Arjuna and Junalter and I love them so much. So so much.

I too enjoy men. 

[attackonari]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD! HE’S REAL! SANTA IS REAL!

Thanks @fuwafuwamedb for the good news in an otherwise blatantly semi-shitty year.

[producermokyo]

So you are bored? May I interest you in my lord and saviors, Arjuna, Karna and Arjuna Alter? Don't look at that redhead. He's got no spice.

Arjuna, Kitty Arjuna, and Karna are very good civ. I agree friendo

[fuwafuwamedb]

They’re the best. No one can say otherwise. Look at them. Angelic, perfect, they can never do anything wrong.

Oh boy. This is really awkward... 

You see, there’s this boy.

If you listen to the air around you really carefully, you can hear my squeal every time he appears from the ether. 

[fuwafuwamedb]

Junalter's child is the epitome of financial excellence. They run the finances of their older brothers and make sure the money stays flowing. Currently some finances have been allocated to make an anime adaptation of the gacha game. On top of that Junalter's child is the one servants go to when they need a helping hand. Of course there is a 1200% interest rate.

[fuwafuwamedb]

GudaCurry children are perfect angels madam. Arjuna's child has a Gacha game out right now. SSR Magi*Mari is on rate up. There's a 0.3% of getting her. And Karna's son is a great craftsman. His current commission is a gold statue of the nice Hakuno lady. Tax in Chaldea is quite high for freelancers so a 500% interest rate is added to the commission fee. Perfect Angels.

Oh, look at the time.

[fuwafuwamedb]

GudaCurry!? GUDACURRY!? I HEARD THE SUMMONING WORDS!

I’m posting things tomorrow morning when I’m not tired. 

[fuwafuwamedb]

Don't you mean you see a vacant space on the mattress he's wearing?

Ari told a joke that was too good for this world and now I’m smelling earl grey with four lumps and a spot of cream. Please do me a favour and donate my body to Albedo science.

[fuwafuwamedb]

Leave poor Jacques alone lmao. Guy has the dead stare behind those glasses. No shine whatsoever in those eyes. He was just summoned and already he wants to be reburned at the stake to get the fuck out of the clusterfuck that is a Grand Order Singularity.

Oh, don’t get me wrong. I want him.

Very much.

Ring ring, baby boy. Are you there? Medb calling. I have a vacant space in my bed.

[fuwafuwamedb]

Hi. I heard the sounds of Curry. I am here. Where is Curry?

Ah yes, my curry expert. 

I have been inquired about gudacurry babes. Your thoughts?

[fuwafuwamedb]

Medb I want a Juna.

Ma’am, this is a starbucks. 

[fuwafuwamedb]

I am an adult.

This feels like a trap. 

[fuwafuwamedb]

Hakuno leaves Albedo to the Science Casters. Klee has been introduced the the child servants. Let chaos reign.

I have to work at dawn... but when night falls once more... 

Please be prepared.

[fuwafuwamedb]

Did you know that I appreciate you? Because I do. Get some blankets, some tea, some chocolate and take it easy. Ari is here.

Thank you, Ari. I needed these kind words.

[fuwafuwamedb]

Proto finds a prompt: Imagine seeing your F/O's legs diving in the water. You pull her up for air and her front half is a fish. A true mermaid.

Proto Gilgamesh stared at the prompt, wondering blankly what he should make of such a request. A mermaid... with the head of a fish? 

His mind quietly flickered to his precious brunette. Her flowing hair, her easy gaze, the bemused look that would send his heart into a spluttering mess. To think that they would replace such grace with something like a fish head...

Was it worth it?

Hakuno did have gorgeous legs. 

Long and loving legs, he’d had them draped across his lap. The soft inner thighs had summoned his hands, tempting him to no end. He’d wept, mentally- since it was senseless to weep over such things in real life. He’d needed to hold her closer, loving her every inch with his gaze. 

No. 

Crumpling the prompt, Proto promptly threw the idea into the nearest waste bin. He would not ponder this a second further. It wasn’t worth it. 

That should have been that as well.

He went about a few days in his usual manner: hunting down the plague of a human being that was Arthur, proposing and indulging his sweet Hakuno, and locking away his other selves for the frauds and weaklings that they were. Enough time had passed that he had forgotten about the foolish idea that had been on a card amongst his other imaginings for one’s inner soulmates. 

Which was why, when he found Hakuno’s legs dangling over the side of the tub and he pulled back the shower curtain to join her, he screamed. 

Stumbling back, he smacked his head against something hard, collapsing to the floor.

“Did we just kill him?” Hakuno asked in alarm, her voice in the distance.

“No,” Archer growled. “I don’t get that lucky. What’s with the fish costume, you fool?”

[fuwafuwamedb]

Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Help. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes. Junalter comes.

Am I joining a cult? Is that what this is?

I would like to call another adult so someone responsible can come pick me up.