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mumupixels · 2 years ago
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feeling the bear market and social media burnout, this sad aubergine cat is ever more relatable.
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celad00r · 2 years ago
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Aubergine Dream
Once there was a beautiful place called Hic et Nunc that was made entirely out of delicious aubergines and populated with aubergine people under an aubergine sky. One day Hic et Nunc was attacked by a HACKER. The hacker DID NOT LIKE AUBERGINES. He did not like them at all. And so he hacked Hic et Nunc causing their businesses to shut down. But the people started trading what they had for what they needed which made the HACKER angry but also confused and interested. One day the HACKER showed up in a town meeting with a big mustache on to try to understand why everyone wasn't angry with him. But the people of Hic et Nunc were just trying to find ways to go about life and to enjoy the things they enjoyed. And someone was talking about an Imam fainting and the HACKER did not understand because it was an aubergine thing. So the HACKER got up and he shouted “I don't like aubergines" and the people of Hic et Nunc were like "ummmmm, OK". And the HACKER said "and that is why I hacked your contract!" And the people of Hic et Nunc said that this seemed unnecessarily harsh and also "why bother wearing a giant fake mustache if you are just going to say who you are?". And the HACKER said "sometimes we don't think things through". And the aubergine said "You mean like this story?" And the artist said "Yes, like this story". - the end
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