#aurikatariina WOULD totally clean his home for free and not judge what she finds

[therealblessedaffliction]

no thoughts, head empty except for the image of Vegas vacuuming and dusting his office/sex dungeon by himself because obvious reasons- - then Vegas, behind on cleaning, after months of being away and recovering in hospital, ripping his hair out and writing Aurikatariina for help. Imagine that episodeeeee omg Aurikatariina voiceover: "Today I will be cleaning the house of a very lonely and depressed man for free! There are so many trashes everywhere, but we don't judge because everyone struggles and needs help sometimes! Stay tuned to hear the story of Vegas and its very unlikely happy end! (...) What are these persistent stains on the hardwood floor? For blood and other bodily fluids, use oven cleaner to soften the residue, then a squeegee with a wet microfibre cloth to gather whatever is left. To dust this whole surface, we put everything in sacks, by categories: witchy objects, torture tools, candles, weapons, BDSM gear. Then I wipe everything down with wet microfibre cloth and conditioning spray. Everything shines and smells like new. My sponsor generously donated these storage bins for the weapons and tools, so Vegas can find everything easily and fast when he needs it. And also, I am leaving him a set of Scrub Daddy and Power Paste to help him get rid of crusty stains."