#azalin's phylactery just reads ''here lies azalin rex. at least he tried''

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Azalin: All of my subjects have free access to elementary education, including immigrants. Strahd: The same immigrants whom you routinely brainwash. Azalin: My laws are sensical, publicly accessible, and apply equally to the rich and the poor. Strahd: Except whoever pisses you off personally. Azalin: My roads and cities are safe. Violent crime is less common in Darkon than in any other nation in the Core. Strahd: And you know this because you have everyone under surveillance. Azalin: My citizens are protected from invasion and disaster. No one starves in Darkon. Strahd: Especially not your secret vampire police. Azalin: Darkon is the home of the most prestigious and comprehensive university in the Land of Mists. Strahd: Which you blew up, along with the rest of your capital city, in a vain attempt to escape the Land of Mists. Azalin: ...So what? Do you honestly think you’re better at governance than I am? Strahd: HAHAHAHA fuck no.