#aziraphale as michael weston

[emotional-support-demon-crowley]

So I was high at the dentists today (if I don't get laughing gas I will fuck up my back because I tense up epically tight because of how easily my jaw dislocates) and I fell in love with the idea of a Burn Notice / Good Omens AU.

Aziraphale as Michael Weston, thought he was doing the dirty work for the good government (Heaven) and then they sold him out and he's desperate to find out and pay back whoever fucked him over.

And Crowley is his ex-boyfriend, who's maybe a little too bloodthirsty, won't admit he has a heart of gold, and is wanted for terrorism. He's happiest when he's let loose to cause bodily injury to scum that deserves it. And also when he's helping Aziraphale who he can't seem to say no to.

And there's obviously still something between them, but Aziraphale can't let go of clearing his name and it keeps almost killing him and Crowley can't keep watching it happen.

Ugh! My heart! I love the idea of a slightly more unhinged version of Crowley honestly. And Aziraphale being even more of a confident BAMF.

Anyway... done with the gas now, back to real life and the pain of whatever they just did to my teeth.

[rhyse-writes-stuff]

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Today me and some of my friends went to Give Me Coffee Or Give Me Death where we got some drinks and we also tried the Eccles cakes and they were really good. We got two separate tables because we all couldn’t fit in just one. Four of us sat at one table (Me, Lissa, Weston & Preston) and the other four sat at the other table (Ashton, Wyatt, Jaydah, and Jahmar). We went there just to spy on Aziraphale and Crowley and see what they were up to in this universe.

Turns out that they are trying to figure out the strange weather patterns that have been happening recently and turns out that it was Lissa who kept interfering with the weather patterns in this universe. To whoever is reading this journal and doesn’t know what I’m talking about, me, Lissa & our friends have been figuring out how to interfere in every (Good Omens) universe we visit.

By the way, my name is Rhyse P. if you didn’t know already, so let’s get started. My day was fine like every other day, I did my homework, ate dinner, took a shower, now in bed.

To get specific, me and my immediate friends (like immediate family but for friends) (Lissa, Weston, Ashton, Preston, Wyatt, Delen & Briar) had started the Guardians Of The Good Omens Multiverse (or G.O.M. for short) over a year and a half ago, we have head to head times but we always make it up.

My extended friends (like extended family but for friends) (Luka, Noah, Jaydah, and Jahmar) have joined too, but their group is called the Defenders Of The Good Omens Multiverse.

Then there are my other friends which have their own group called the Others (Alida, Ania, Inez, Michael & Lily) (Michael & Lily are Lissa’s cousins/sibling figures if you didn’t know).

We always visit one of many universes inside the Good Omens Multiverse and our job is to protect Crowley and Aziraphale and their friends and allies. Weston called us the ‘Knock Off Version Of The Avengers’ and has called our group that ever since. When all three groups come together, we are called the Protectors Of The Good Omens Multiverse or just the Guardians.

But about the strange weather patterns that Aziraphale and Crowley have been observing, Lissa had been messing with the weather for around a week (this universe’s time, not ours).

After we paid and walked out of Nina’s coffee shop and after Aziraphale and Crowley had left, Lissa decided that she wanted to be Elsa and she made it snow and then we went to the pub across the street from Aziraphale’s bookshop.

Lissa miracled it so that there wasn’t so many people there and we got a table for the eight of us.

So, for the rest of the day we just spent it spying on Crowley and Aziraphale. Well, I have to go to bed now, so I guess goodnight to whoever is reading this journal. Sincerely,

Rhyse

[nicnacsnonsense]

I’m bored and have decided to share the Good Omens Emma AU premise I workshopped with @hope-inthedark a while back:

Aziraphale as Emma, Crowley as Knightley (also this is happening in the AU Regency era where homophobia is not a thing). So Aziraphale as Emma has Emma’s thing where she doesn’t really know what romantic love feels like, but it’s taken a step up to where he doesn’t place that much importance on it. He recognizes it’s a good thing and preferable to have in a match than not, but he considers things like wealth and social status to be more important as long as the compatibility of temperament is there (this is a practical sort of thing, not a mercenary one). That’s why he objects to Anathema (Harriet) marrying Newt. But in this case Crowley as Knightley objects not because he thinks Anathema’s social status means she’d be lucky to get a farmer, but because he’s certain the two of them love each other. Crowley understands the importance of love and has little interest in societal expectations and requirements or propriety.

So then Gabriel as Frank Churchill comes to town (this makes Beelzebub a tiny and fierce Jane Fairfax). Crowley and Gabriel are now the ones who flirt outrageously with each other. Because they both know the other isn’t truly interested it’s just fun to do. And Aziraphale hates it so much because, this sweet idiot child thinks, he objects to the general lack of propriety and good manners. This comes to a head at the Box Hill outing where Aziraphale blows up at Crowley because his lack of respect and good manners upset everyone including sweet young Warlock, Bee’s cousin, who does so look up to Crowley and ruined what was supposed to be Aziraphale’s first real trip. Crowley slinks off to London in disgrace and Aziraphale is left behind to fume.

Until Anathema confesses to Aziraphale her crush on Crowley. And Aziraphale is super upset about it but why would he be upset? Obviously he was upset about Crowley and Gabriel because of their flagrant behavior, but Anathema is such a sweet girl and so well-mannered so why should Aziraphale object if she and Crowley — holy shit, *I’m* in love with Crowley. And he was actually super jealous about Crowley and Gabriel which was the real reason he was angry (mostly; Crowley still could have been nicer to Warlock).

So then the whole truth about Gabriel and Beelzebub breaks and Crowley comes back to town because he is *pissed* at Gabriel. You were carrying on like that with me right in front of your fiancée’s face? WTH? And you made the person I’m in love with mad at me. But before he has a chance to confront Gabriel (but after he does something nice to apologize to Warlock) Aziraphale runs into him. Then Aziraphale tries to comfort him because over how heartbroken he must be because Gabriel used him. But Crowley is like, nah, I’m mad but I’m good. And then Aziraphale assumes Anathema was right and Crowley is interested in her. And then Crowley is like, you idiot, I’m in love with you. And Aziraphale confesses that it mutual and they all live happily ever after.

Other characters include Tracy & Shadwell as the Westons and Michael as Elton. Mr. Woodhouse would just be left as Aziraphale’s dad without mapping a GO character on him, and Emma & Knightley’s siblings and Elton’s return with a new wife are all being cut for sake of simplicity and because I was running out of Good Omens characters honestly.