#aziraphale sliding into david tennant's dms: so here's the thing...

[fakemichaelsheen]

:: series three crowley introduces aziraphale to his rebound boyfriend played by michael sheen with a moustache: the chatfic

-the ritz-

aziraphale: *enters*

crowley, sarcastic: well, well, well, if it isn't the supreme archangel. what an honour

aziraphale, sighs: I thought you weren't talking to me

crowley, sipping wine: oh, I'm not. just having a spot of lunch with my good buddy here *indicates his companion*

not!aziraphale who is just michael sheen wearing a bad wig and fake moustache, turns around: delighted to meet you, dear fellow

aziraphale, about to discover if angels are capable of having a stroke: ...

crowley, dismissive: goodbye

aziraphale, insistent: I have a reservation

crowley, shrugs: not anymore

aziraphale, huffs: fine. then I'll just join you *takes a chair and sits down*

not!aziraphale, smiling: so, you two know each other?

aziraphale, a bastard: you could say that

crowley, also a bastard: I thought we did

not!aziraphale, thoughtful: anthony hasn't mentioned you

crowley, quickly: I don't know him

aziraphale, smug: not what you said when you kissed me

crowley, splutters: ngk shut up

not!aziraphale: *looking between them like he's watching a tennis match*

not!aziraphale, oblivious: well, this is jolly good fun, isn't it?

crowley & aziraphale: *glaring at each other*