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rollforjackass · 10 months

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ok but i really love that aziraphale is a pack rat because 1. it's very funny compared to stress-cleaning, alphabetizes-his-CDs crowley, and 2. because can you imagine how many absolutely bizarre things exist in that bookshop that no one knows about? shit that hasn’t been seen in centuries?

i’ve heard stories about people finding dried salami bookmarks in secondhand bookshops, can you imagine if one day a customer turns over the wrong rock and finds some priceless diocesan artifact assumed lost to the ages holding down the fort six chapters into a copy of les mis.

muriel one day: mr. fell, is that the ark of the covenant you’ve been storing your collection of vintage feather boas in this whole time? aziraphale: huh. suppose it must be. i’d wondered why they collected so much dust. muriel, knowing full well that dust is what’s left of the ten commandments:

#and i know he purposefully makes the bookshop disorganized and hard to navigate to deter customers #but that just makes it so much sweeter that crowley spent the edinburgh time undoing all of jim's semi-actual organizing #because you Know he was banging his head on a wall trying to figure out what the fuck went where and how and WHY #aziraphale sorts his books by vibe and those vibes are numerous and vague #good omens #aziraphale #oxly hollers

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