#azure has plenty of stupid ideas but he makes them seem reasonable because he’s so stone-faced + good at chess
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the photojournalism zombie au where azure is stubborn & determined to get good photos of an actual outbreak Up Close & Personal, so he’s settled himself in a fucking hit zone while chrysi’s frantically trying to pick off any zombie that gets too close. once she deems it too dangerous for even this (extremely sketchy) plan, she has to literally drag azure through a horde. once they’ve reached a safe point, she’s covered in blood and sweaty and bedraggled and an altogether mess, and she slumps against a wall in utter exhaustion. azure can’t resist snapping a photo & smiling, saying, “there we go. that’s the photo i was looking for.” how abt chrysi throttles you instead??
#in case anyone thought azure was the levelheaded one: NO he jst forced chrysi to battle through zombies to get a good photo of her…#azure has plenty of stupid ideas but he makes them seem reasonable because he’s so stone-faced + good at chess#because in ppl’s minds good at chess = rational#you’re telling me the man that made a deal w the stars to be trapped in a reincarnation curse bc his autumn gf died in their bed#beside him as he slept is RATIONAL????#after he has hundreds of lives’ worth of memories trapped in his head?? after he’s gone through puberty 500+ times???!#his mind shattered on life 37 and now he’s pretending he has everything together#memorie.txt#s.chryzure#au.zombie photojournalism
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