#baldi's basics in assassination and murdering au

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Wait! what do you mean “If she finds out about this we're doomed!”, who is she?

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Asks are open

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hmmmm…… all right then, I know someone like that too, I guess then I won’t get to send him to the torture realm….. WAIT, where did you get a button that allows you to censor people when they curse?

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Mr. BALDI WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!, there is a child present here right now, also, if it’s true that you’re the one who selected the AU, therefore you are technically the one to blame

Sorry Mr. Baldi, but I’m kind-of on Princi side with this argument, you selected the AU, so therefore now you have to deal with the consequences of YOUR CHOICES

A!Baldi: OH I SWEAR AS MUCH AS I F-*CAW*-NG WANT B-*CAW*-CH!! NO ONE WILL F-*CAW*-NG STOP ME! NOT EVEN THIS F-*CAW*-NG-

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OOOoooo, I like how this looks already, I can tell this crossover ask blog is going to be good, IDK what to ask

hey sunshine Baldi and principal, how are you feeling about the whole situation right now?

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Demi was standing behind Lucy/Lucifer, as Demi looked at Mech and Crafters for a long period of time, he said in a very deep and raspy tone, “what the actual HELL is that thing!?”, as he said that Lucy/Lucifer elbowed them on the side, as Demi turn to look at them they said, “ DEMI!, that wasn’t nice! why don’t you be a little bit nicer!, you’re always so grouchy, why don’t you lighten up a little bit and be a bit nicer”, as Lucy/Lucifer finish talking, Demi said in a much more angry tone, “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY!?, it’s a literal sock dressed in camo, do you want me to say something like “hey nice eyepatch there” or something!?, give me a break, this is the reason why satan kicked you out of HELL”, Lucy/Lucifer cross their arms and said, “yeah, and you’re being extremely mean to a sock, socks have feelings too you know-“, Demi in the blink of an eye grew in size that was enough for him to loom over Lucy/Lucifer, Demi’s face became twisted and contorted multiple sets of eyes appeared on his face and his ginormous demon like mouth opened to reveal more eyes, before he said very loudly, “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I F****NG CARE!?, YOU F****NG STUPID SHAPESHIFTER B**CH”, Demi screamed, his voice was a lot more darker as his Loud voice echoed through the room, but Lucy/Lucifer didn’t react, they just stood there with their arms crossed with an angry look

Mech and Crafters look at them with empty eye(s) and his thong out, pressing the Censor Button on his worktable with his face

Mech and Crafters is a silly sock puppet