#ball plart call mop

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gonna be weird explaining to kids in the future that i spent my time on this earth—and let's be honest, a substantial amount of time—typing "scene where Paul Blart Mall Cop begs for eternal release of death, a death that will never come" into a machine learning chatbot

[agoobersretreat]

Ball Plart: Call Mop

"Whoa, one of my favorite knockoffs! Love how the Ball plays the role of a Mop, even though he isn't one! He adapts and gets the job done!!"

[vodkachipmunk]

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american thanksgiving is a sham. give money to indigenous people and watch paul blart mall cop 2