#banzoin hakka au

[shiesan]

You at First Sip - Banzoin Hakka x Reader

You At First Sip - A Banzoin Hakka x Reader Fic. by shiesan.

Gender Neutral Reader x Banzoin Hakka

- just fluff, but there is a bit of swearing

(this fic is dedicated to one of my good friends, kana. Fuck you.)

I never proofread, I’m sorry. But ! I did my best.

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It was a normal day in the land of Xenokuni. The streets were as lively as ever since spring has sprung. It’s usually this time of year when the citizens of Xenokuni love walking around the main town as it’s filled with flowers of all kinds.

Ah~ what a nice day to be outside

You’ve been stuck in your room catching up on work deadlines for weeks. It’s refreshing getting a breath of fresh air. You go down the streets to find your recent favorite coffee shop, Café Vanguard. It opened a couple of months ago and ever since then you’ve been going there almost every other day, well, at least when you’re not swamped with deadlines.

The bell chimes as you open the door and the familiar smell of roasted coffee beans fills your nose. You quickly search for the owner, with whom you’ve become quite acquainted, Josuiji Shinri. Shinri has been such a delight to be with! When times are slow he’d often chat with you and give you a pastry since you’re a regular. He acts like the kind and cool uncle you’re excited to meet at family gatherings.

But much to your surprise a different person mans the counter, someone you haven’t met before. He’s not too tall with beautiful purple hair. He doesn’t notice you come in as he’s screaming at Bettel, one of Shinri’s employees like he’s pissed off because of something. This makes you giggle a bit, he looks cute when he’s angry. You like his clothes and try to pick apart the details of his outfit, ‘He looks so stylish’ you think to yourself.

You don’t know how long it's been since you’ve been standing at the entrance but it’s been long enough for Shinri to call you over. “Y/n!” Shinri calls. “I haven’t seen you in weeks.” He said with a smile. You hurriedly place your belongings on one of the tables near the counter and walk up to Shinri. “Hi, Shin! Yeah, I know, work has been really rough and I barely had enough time to get myself groceries these past few weeks. But after working my ass off they’ll leave me alone for a few weeks, well I hope.” you say.

Whilst you and Shinri catch up, on the other side of the café chaos occurs. “Bettel, where the fuck did you put the opened carton of Almond milk?!” Shouts the purple man, Banzoin Hakka is his name. Shinri’s newest employee whom he hired a week after you started not coming to the store, which explains why you’ve never seen him before. 

“I don’t fucking know, Hakka! I already told you my last order needed *Oat* Milk. Not fucking Almond Milk. I did not touch that shit!” An angry Gavis Bettel replies.

“If you guys don’t stop arguing like a married couple I will personally ask Shinri to make you guys delivery men!” Shouts Flayon as he enters the front of the shop. You catch his eye.

“OOooh~ Y/n! Nice to see you again!” He walks up to you and gives you a small hug.

“Flay! Nice to see you too! Deliveries getting busier eh?” You smile at him.

“Yeah! It’s gotten more tiring but at least most people tip great!” He says.

Hakka and Bettel’s attention drifts toward you. 

Wow.

Is the only word running through Hakka’s mind. You’re just his type. And Bettel knows this, so as to attempt pissing off the exorcist even further Bettel says “Dibs on manning the register for them” with a sly smile on his face.

Hakka, who is appalled, raises an eyebrow. “Excuse me? Get your ass back to cleaning tables. It’s *my* turn.” He looks at you excitedly. Hakka notices how cute you look while Flay and Shinri are talking to you. ‘Damn what a smile’ he thinks as he dreamily looks at you, head resting on his chin and all. 

Soon your convo with Shin and Flay ends and you walk towards the counter. “Fuck” Hakka whispers to himself as you slowly walk to the counter and he struggles to make himself presentable.

“Hi!” you greet him with a smile. Holy shit is this cashier cute. You think to yourself.

“Hi~ Welcome to Café Vanguard! May I take your order?” Hakka greats you happily.

“Yeah, Hakka, I’ll have the hazelnut latte and an egg tart please.” You say with a smile.

Hakka sweats profusely, ‘how the fuck did they know my name?’ he thinks.

“Will that be all?” He manages to muster up. 

“Uhm, does your number happen to be on the menu?” You cheekily say while mentally digging yourself a grave and praying to the universe that they make your exit a painless one.

A small blush appears on Hakka’s face but he’s quick to recover, “u-uhm. Not for everyone, but for you I guess I can make an exception. That’ll be $5.60 in total” He smiles ‘What the actual fuck, Hakka’ He thinks to himself.

You hand him your money, “Great! You’ll just bring the order to my table right?” You smile at him.

“Y-yeah!” He smiles nervously. You notice a certain funny man behind Hakka,

“Oh! Bettel! How have you been doing?” You ask him. “Y/n! Been great! But I need to go back to the kitchen, take care of our little boy here for me ha? He’s a bit shy” Bettel says as he walks closer and puts a hand on Hakka’s shoulder.

“Okay, roger that.” You chuckle and give him a fake salute. “Well,” you turn your attention to Hakka who looks a bit more nervous, “I’ll be waiting over there.” you point to the table where your belongings are at. “Don’t forget the secret menu item that I ordered.” You tell him with a wink.

“Well, how could I forget something that someone as dazzling as you has ordered? Only the best service you~” He says and winks. With a light chuckle you walk to your table.

When he was out of your sight Hakka immediately turned to Bettel. “What the fuck man! You didn’t tell me you knew them! What was that fucking dibs for then?”

Bettel laughs. “Oh don’t get your bird briefs in a twist. Just a little payback for blaming me for the disappearance of the Almond Milk.” Bettel smirks and adds, “But hey, seems like they like you though, aren’t ya happy?” 

“IT SEEMS LIKE THEY DO! Did you see that Bettel, they *winked* at me. They even called me Hakka. How’d they know my name?!” Hakka says excitedly. 

“Yeah they like you but they didn’t fucking do a background check on you dumbass. You have a namecard? Hello??” Bettel says and heads into the kitchen.

“Oh yeah.” Hakka says in defeat. But that won’t get him down. You’re clearly interested in him! It shows!! He quickly assembles your order and prepares to bring it to you, making sure to look out if there are any other customers that he needs to tend to before he goes to flirt with you.

“You can go take a break, Hakka. I’ll be here at the counter for a bit” Shinri smiles at Hakka and winks. 

“Thanks, Shin. You’re the best” Hakka smiles and fixes his hair before walking to you.

“A hazelnut coffee, egg tart, my number, and the cutest and coolest exorcist in Xenokuni for the wonderful Y/N” He says as he places the items on the table one by one, apart from him of course.

You chuckle, “I don’t remember ordering the last thing on the menu.” You say as you reach for your coffee and take a sip.

Hakka smiles and watched you take a sip and enjoy the cup of coffee that he made. “Well, it's an ongoing promo for cute customers like you.” He winks and rests his chin on the palm of his hand. 

A slight blush appears on your face. “Oh yeah? Hmm.. Nice to know I’m special. Do I get to know more about this ‘Cutest and Coolest’ exorcist in all of Xenokuni’?” You say. 

Hakka chuckles and you guys talk for a solid 15 minutes. The rest of the boys gather at the counter and silently watch you both flirt back and forth. They found it cute that their little birbo finally found someone he likes, it was rare to see Hakka like this. They’re even happier that Hakka likes such a nice person like you, who they consider a close friend.

Shinri notices a big group of customers about to enter the shop and quickly calls Hakka over. “Hakka! Break time is over” He says.

“O-okay!” He shouts back at Shinri and quickly looks at you. ”Y/n, I had a really nice talk with you today and, only if you’d like, I’d like it for us to talk on another day. A date…maybe?” He looks you in the eye with a faint blush covering his cheeks.

“Sure.” You grab a tissue and write down your number. “Text me.” You say as you grab your stuff and wave goodbye to Hakka and the other guys.

Hakka waves back with the biggest smile on his face.

“He is so whipped for them.” Says Flayon.

“Yep. You could say it was love at first sip.” Bettel adds.

A chuckle emerges from Shinri, “O-kay everyone, back to work.” 

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA finally finished it! Hope you guys enjoyed it!

[ministarfruit]

bird fateswap as well

[kroosluvr]

tempus arknights au except i only thought abt the bettel/bettel2 side of things so far- more stuff under the cut

in my head hakka is a dp-on-kill vg and flay is a 2-block vg (he mans the r-trus) and shnr... perhaps also a 2-block vg i have to think abt it

tbh i need to think abt it out of the scope of just bettel twins AKGSDJKGWJ i will update and add stuff if i get any brainworms

[camirazone]

Corrupted Hakka AU doodles loosely inspired by @ministarfruit

Though I like the idea that Hakka’s stuck like that and the others have to deal with his antics.

[beanschan]

more of the tempus host club au !! bettel being #1 but also the biggest boyfail is so dear to me you don't understand

ft hakka being his emotional support and mother altare

this is all i can think ab help

[wrenpov]

Ig this is the perfect place to post these

[brisquad-unit-4402]

BRAINROT/THIRST LIST

including miscellaneous content that isn't exactly fic but sure are thoughts. author's commentary can be found at the bottom of the list

✧. ┊ rules ✧. ┊ masterpost ✧. ┊ ko-fi

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KEY

💔 angst

💝 fluff

🖤 nsfw/sexual, features content not intended for minors

(parentheses): brainrot/thoughts that relate to another fic i wrote

[will add more if needed]

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lazulight ｡･:*˚:✧｡

⛅ elira pendora

🐠 finana ryugu

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obsydia ｡･:*˚:✧｡

🌹 rosemi lovelock

🐧 petra gurin

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ethyria ｡･:*˚:✧｡

🕊 enna alouette

🪄 millie parfait

👻 reimu endou

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luxiem ｡･:*˚:✧｡

༻✧༺ 4402 reacts to luxiem 2.0

🖋 ike eveland

༻✧༺ i got fanart of ike and his 700-dollar 3 foot tall miku! | original fic 💝

༻✧༺ hotel california (in pursuit to and from the sun) | original fic 💔

༻✧༺ ike realizing his feelings (pliskinverse) | original fic 💝

༻✧༺ first time with ike (pliskinverse) | original fic 💝 🖤

🦁 luca kaneshiro

🦊 mysta rias

༻✧༺ twitching while dreaming 💝

👟 shu yamino

༻✧༺ worldbuilding and magic (trading a heart) | original fic

༻✧༺ pale blue by kenshi yonezu (trading a heart) | original fic

༻✧༺ playing with shu’s hair | original fic 💝 🖤

༻✧༺ winter cuddles | original fic 💝

༻✧༺ thoughts on shu’s ponytail before 2.0 reveal 💝

༻✧༺ infinity thoughts

👹 vox akuma

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noctyx ｡･:*˚:✧｡

༻✧༺ 4402 reacts to noctyx 2.0

🎭 alban knox

༻✧༺ twitching while dreaming 💝

🐑 fulgur ovid

༻✧༺ prosthetics 💝

🔗 sonny brisko

༻✧༺ warm towel 💝

༻✧༺ infinity thoughts

🔮 uki violeta

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iluna ｡･:*˚:✧｡

༻✧༺ weebcon 2023 moon bros q&a (non-verbatim)

༻✧༺ weebcon 2023 iluna girls q&a (non-verbatim)

🐰 maria marionette

💫 aster arcadia

👼 aia amare

🛸 ren zotto

༻✧༺ alien features + thoughts after wanderer 🖤

💅 scarle yonaguni

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xsoleil ｡･:*˚:✧｡

🐣 doppio dropscythe

🌂 meloco kyoran

❗️ hex haywire

⚡️ kotoka torahime

♦️ ver vermillion

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krisis ｡･:*˚:✧｡

༻✧༺ inexperienced krisis brainrot 🖤

༻✧༺ i swear zali is the real menace of krisis 💝

༻✧༺ krisis is happy to be here 💝

༻✧༺ krisis as men of the night 🖤

🧻 vezalius bandage

🔪 vantacrow bringer

🥽 yu q. wilson

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these three troublemakers ｡･:*˚:✧｡

🍡kunai nakasato

🧋 victoria brightshield

🧤 claude clawmark

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tempus hq ｡･:*˚:✧｡

🎇 regis altare

⛓ axel syrios

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tempus vanguard ｡･:*˚:✧｡

🎩 gavis bettel

🪫 machina x flayon

🔅 banzoin hakka

🏹 josuiji shinri

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avallum ｡･:*˚:✧｡

🍻 gale galleon

🌿 cassian floros

🌙lucien lunaris

♈ zander netherbrand

🕹 rosco graves

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#ao3 wrapped 2023 questions

༻✧༺ most comments and favorite line/passage

༻✧༺ most proud of, longest time writing, and most troublesome character

༻✧༺ feedback comparison between tumblr and ao3

༻✧༺ most hits and biggest surprise

༻✧༺ favorite fic title

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fic commentary and notes

༻✧༺ worldbuilding and magic (trading a heart) | original fic

༻✧༺ zombie au notes (in pursuit to and from the sun) | original fic

↪ explaining luca's characterization and breaking down shu snapping

↪ reader as an unreliable narrator and luca as an ignored character

↪ ike and reader: where are they now

༻✧༺ stars above your skin notes (pliskinverse) | original fic

↪ reasoning behind the title and star symbolism

↪ thoughts on reader as a vtuber and limits as a fan writer

[wutlaikalikes]

The Spear of Tempus: An Exorcist's Domain

Twitter / X is a funny thing. When reacting to a 3D showcase, debut, or event usually a hashtag would be provided for people watching the event to easily find other posts talking about the same event. So I was kind of surprised me to find 2 vtubers talking about Hakka's 3D showcase. They didn't put a hashtag but it still ended up in my For You page. (screenshots not in order)

source: https://x.com/arurandeisu/status/1799999771735949809

Aruran: I woke up early so I can watch it live

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1799999621139427733

seriously, this popped up on my For You page and I thought it was an Ike fan whose also a fan of Hakka.

The Spear of Tempus: An Exorcist's Domain link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIMph0ZPucI

source: https://x.com/yatogamifuma/status/1800004093622231489

source: https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1800002437085810847

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800002608117293378

source: https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1800003532680282383

source: https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1800003680852234576

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800003381723074907

source: https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1800004839814090816

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800004730590269598

source: https://x.com/aragamioga/status/1800005829497856198

Oga: I like weapons with clear blades

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800005997110681814

source: https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1800006432370373113

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800006801607499901

source: https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1800005026250998007

source: https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1800009030661799947

source: https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1800010690226528407

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800008046296576398

source: https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1800011593260183799

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800011623664664636

source: https://x.com/rosco_graves/status/1800010705707667681

source: https://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1800008649840148864

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ SETLIST: (as told by Ike's tweets / x posts)

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800000342958248002

♫ The Rumbling - SiM

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800001437046657297

♫ Shiver - The GazettE

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800004477602365861

♫ Shattered Wings - Banzoin Hakka

♫ Au Revior - Malice Mazer

♫ The World - Nightmare

♫ Niji - L`arc~en~ciel

source: https://x.com/rosco_graves/status/1800013145056161794

♫ Unravel

(there's a 30 images limit so there were tweets I wasn't able to include)

source: https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1800014632113070217

source: https://x.com/aragamioga/status/1800004500897583559

Oga: I like Hakka's songs

I agree~!! The song list is just nostalgic as fuck. These are the very songs I used to listen to when I was in college and I didn't care if no one around me knew them.

source: https://x.com/aragamioga/status/1800013757512630642

Oga: Very Awesome

[beanschan]

holoctober day 8 - mafia !

the way i told myself this would be a quick sketch and i took like 5 hours on it lmfao,,, anyway don't smoke kids bettel just does it bc he's in character :)