#barber eat mcd over my head trims from FADED faded guys like trimmer falling out their hand faded like there’s so much :/ I don’t like these | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

somaligovernment · 2 years

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Got chirpsed by a new barber on road & I folded bc I’m still pissed at my old barber for my last haircut so I’m going for my Eid trim but I’m so shy what if they give me bald patches bc I was too crazy at the first appointment?

#have so many awful barber experiences south London barbers behave how ppl think south London ppl behave I’ve been assaulted mid cut had my #barber eat mcd over my head trims from FADED faded guys like trimmer falling out their hand faded like there’s so much :/ I don’t like these #non black or gentrified black ring light having barbers tho they give me worse vibes than the rancid vibes the intoxicatingly homophobic #yardie barber with a shoplifting girlfriend shops bc atleast they feel less racist no ‘oh I’ve never cut someone like you’s hair your hair #is so weird!?!!’ business do not like barbers basically #also why do these guys make sure everyone knows that their shop is a homosexual free zone every five minutes it’s cringy #anyways new barber has a ring light and records podcasts in the shop if they put a light near me or try to film me I’m gonna get #very indignant on them lol 🤭

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