#barnaby's paw is. its broken

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Of Finally after days I got Enough courage to say this...

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR ART!!

You are the First Welcome Home artist I followed And I Don't Regret it.

And now Laughingstock Lives in My Head 24/7

Annd the Way You draw Wally is just so...

I don't even know how to describe it!

Your Art brings me so Much Joy!!!

- Blue Anon 🫐

!!!! thank you so much!!! i'm happy to Provide! have a Wally scribble i have to almost completely redo <3

[stillnotcute]

NADDPOD NYC Live

Apparently this show wasn’t recorded so I’m writing down as much as I can so I don’t forget this beautiful night.

- started off with Murph victoriously declaring that Xanathar’s Guide introduced new rules that allows him to kill Beverly with an insane amount of fall damage. Caldwell wanted to see the pdf

- Tonathan barfed at the horrible sight of Beverly’s splattered corpse. Paw Paw tried to eat the vomit

- Moonshine used Animate Dead to bring a chunk of Bev alive as a tiny sentient blob of ground Bev (”BEEFERLY!”)

- Uku cast a ritual to allow the party to communicate with Bev. Bev found himself in heaven where he met Pelor, who definitely didn’t let him drink beer or puff his gigantic God Cigar

- Pelor gave Bev the chance to do one last job as a revenant to stop the Chosen from killing Merrick Highhill and taking over Galaderon. He alluded to two people who could help them but decided not to tell them who to make it more fun

- Bev came back as a revenant missing a face chunk thanks to Beeferly. Moonshine offered to put him back into Bev’s face (“Kill me!” “Oh, he’s saying ‘Mommy’!”)

- Beeferly was instead reshaped into a crow (and renamed but I can’t remember its name) and given to Hardwon, who proceeded to be butthurt whenever someone else commanded it (“I’m very good with animals!”)

- the crew went to Galaderon and learn about the Widow. Jake proceeded to roll straight into the “she’s so hot jokes” and didn’t stop, to the horror of Murph and the audience

- Nathan rolled his divination rolls and one of them was a Nat 20!!!!

- on the train in Galaderon, the party witnessed Old Cobb pursuing the Widow for the cash reward. They realized they could be their potential allies and went after them.

- at some point they rolled the Big Die to see if the beef crow could fly. Of course the dice gods were against Murph and he has to let an animated blob of halfling boy shaped into a crow fly a possum across the train

- Barnaby was definitely side-eyeing everyone

- the Widow summoned several deep gnomes to aid her. Tonathan called out the party for hating gnomes and blasted the gnomes for the unnecessary teehees #notallgnomes

- Moonshine proceeded to murder 4/5 gnomes with an impeccably timed Gust of Wind

- Beverly, running through the train, traumatized all the civilians by screaming “You killed me!” with holy light glowing out of his broken face. One guy apparently accidentally killed his childhood friend in a canoe accident and jumped out the train in remorse.

- There was a second guy who killed his childhood friend in a canoe and also killed himself in remorse? Galaderon needs to ban canoes?

- Bev bonded with the Widow over being revenants (slitting their own throats and screaming REVENANT HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!) and they all pulled up some Zone of Truth chairs, talking things through and forming a plan! The Widow demanded to land the final blow on Galad

- During the Time of Truth, Hardwon offered to petsit Barnaby. Tonathan truthfully said "Never". Hardwon’s, reply: “Truthfully this cuts me deeply. This will be awkward forever. We will never overcome this.” And then there was just a really awkward silence punctuated by the audience’s cackling.

- The team headed over to the church of Pelor where the Chosen had set up an ambush. With the help of surprise rounds and Pass Without a Trace, they OBLITERATED several of them (Murph: “Don’t give your players surprise rounds. Fuck me.”) and badly hurt Galad. Tonathan impressed everyone with Fireball.

- At one point Beverly dove off from the second story towards a statue of Pelor to volleyball himself at a Chosen. He failed his atheletics check but Tonathan gave him his Natural 20 to make this EPIC moment happen.

- Said Chosen apparently also killed his childhood friend in a canoe-related incident but did it on purpose? And has no remorse? The Jamboreen had some rough times.

- Appropriately, said sociopath Chosen was drowned in a canoe by the party. Murph called them all monsters.

- Galad did offer to suck everyone’s dick before he was killed.

- The Widow, who was hit on all day by Hardwon, faded away with the realization of: “My son. My biological son.” (on the train Moonshine realized there was a resemblance and concluded the Widow was Hardwon’s aunt. Hardwon concluded he had a thing for Aunts. Murph and the audience wept.)

- Bev’s dad showed up and everything was super sad and about to be incredibly tragic but Merrick Highhill was given the chance to cast Resurrection on Beverly. Murph let everyone roll to see if Highhill had the spell prepared with a DC of 19. Everyone rolled and did pretty bad...

- TONATHAN TINKLE BACK AT IT WITH THE CLUTCH ROLLS. BEVERLY IS SAVED. Everyone loses it, standing ovations are made, bows are made, Nathan is raised up on an awkward throne of Caldwell and Murph’s arms.