#barry burkhard

[wooshofficial]

hi woosh i hope i'm not too late for blorboposting. see at first i was like "woosh you already know who my blorbos are" but i still wanna talk about one of them because i don't talk about him enough. i think barry burkhard needs more love. he's just a guy and he played blaseball in an alternate dimension where he was besties with alt seb telephone. and then he watched his bestie die TWICE. all of this was before he officially joined blaseball (he was the steaks postseason birth in s17 but the lore is that he did all that stuff with alt seb telephone back in discipline.) anyway now he's in tokyo, where his other bestie (cory ross) used to play and one day i'm gonna write a fic about cory showing barry around. also he singlehandedly made the s24 steaks rotation look SO FUNNY...he was like the mike townsend of the group. just there. the sim did my guy dirty but i love him so much for it.

I MEANT TO ANSWER THIS A FUCKIN WHILE AGO AND THEN LIFE HAPPENED AUGh please imagine Wybies 40k post here

Barry Burkhard has somehow avoided plot in his entire time being in the game even though he’s lored to be smitten with the most Plot Guy Ever and I find that so funny. Barry fucking Burkhard man