#basically its. a lose lose and it's my fault always❤️

[mainfaggot]

i need to get an actual grip i need to stop acting like my life is a tragedy like YOURE FINE YOURE FINE YOURE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[the-pale-goddess]

Hello!

What other fictional couple (it can be tv, movies, books, or even another fanfic couple) or celebrity couple reminds you of your OTP?

If you have any other pairings, give us one for them too!

Elsa! This question is everything, you have no idea how excited I was when I saw it in my inbox 😍 Please, forgive me this very late and extremely long reply!

I can think of two fictional couples that remind me of Ethan and Tiffany in some ways:

Roy Kent and Keeley Jones from Ted Lasso (aka the most perfect depiction of the grumpy/sunshine trope that scratches my brain just right. They’re literally Ethan x MC in a Premier League/Football AU ksbdkbdkdbdkb)

Aragorn and Arwen from LOTR

Some explanation below! Warning: spoilers included

Roy and Keeley are two charismatic individuals who are seemingly different, but end up being the ultimate OTP—two wholes that compliment one other.

He’s the type of guy whose happy face and mad face seem to be the same and people are both frightened of and impressed by him. She’s a huge flirt with a heart of gold and everyone loves her—as they should. He’s a football legend on the verge of retirement (don’t remember the exact age gap between them, but the internet says 8 years and I gladly accept jdhdkhdkb). She’s ambitious, capable and desperate to carve her own path.

From their very first interaction you just know that you’re in for a scrumptious slow burn; their chemistry is palpable, top tier banter proves how smart and fun Keeley is, uncovering how Roy’s exceptionally rough exterior softens significantly only for her. It’s obvious that they’re 100% horny for each other they’ve been into each other for quite some time now. They seem inevitable.

I absolutely adore how painfully real they are as a couple. Neither is perfect. Their flaws and insecurities make them do foolish things sometimes, but they always manage to find a way to communicate like adults, acknowledge their faults and solve the issue. Their relationship is based on honesty and accountability. They make a great team and together they’re unstoppable—they encourage, challenge, inspire, support and care for one another deeply.

They may seem tough and confident, but they’re never afraid to be vulnerable with each other and I think that’s the essence of E&T’s relationship too.

What’s more, we don’t really know much about Keeley and it gives me an impression that she’s one of those characters who are very friendly, honest and lively, easy to talk to and trustworthy, always around people, always nurturing others, and yet they share very little of what’s inside their heads, keeping any sign of their trauma, fears and insecurities locked from the outside world. And I bet there’s plenty to unpack here. That’s quite similar to what I imagine for my Tiff.

I could talk about the similarities between Reeley and E&T for hours or do some episode analysis, but I’ll spare you an entire dissertation on the topic kdhdkhdkdhkdh

As for Aragorn and Arwen, I obviously won’t delve into the fantasy and its irresistible charm, because it doesn’t apply to OH’s fictional world, but some bits of their love story feel oddly familiar:

The circumstances are against them and their relationship seems impossible.

He pushes her away. She never loses hope, never gives up and always chooses him despite all odds, inspiring his strength and igniting hope during the darkest moments.

So basically…That’s a short summary of OH1 and 2 kdhdkhdkdb Plus Liv Tyler has that ethereal glow, she’s giving off Tiffany vibes 👀

Thank you so much for thinking of me and sending this brilliant ask❤️

[tothemfnbone]

Is there anybody out there?

Trying to find some more mutuals so ❤️ if you’re active June ‘24. Minors DNF.

Potentially triggering rant incoming lol

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This past year has been so messed up..between my alcoholism being at its worst, taking hormones for Endo..then trying to quit drinking FINALLY only to develop the most uncontrollable sweet tooth in order to stay off the booze. (Sounds like an excuse, but if you know you know) and then getting off the hormones after that..which brings me to today, about 40 lbs higher than last year. Trying so incredibly hard to be gentle with myself..However, Ana and Mia are here; they always have been. And they are not gentle in the slightest. How many times will I go through this cycle before I either reach some magical UGW I will keep making up, or I die? I want to be proud that I quit drinking, I am proud, but in exchange I basically became addicted to sugar and I hate myself for that. As for the hormones, I wish I’d never agreed to take them because they didn’t help at all with easing pain like “they” claimed. I still ended up having to have surgery AND gained a bunch of weight (but also the sweets obvs) what a JOKE. I must take responsibility though. I was basically at my first GW. Now that is long gone. Slipped through my fingers at the fault of no one but myself. Now I’m pushing 30 and still chasing that fukking high. Anyway, I have a wedding to attend with my partner in August. My first sober wedding. I will be 20 pounds lighter by then. And I will allow myself one cupcake or something like it. And then I’ll lose 20 more pounds. Good night.

[dykeza]

Mother’s trying to explain the Quantum Financial System to me and I was like “who controls this system” and she sighed and said “…. The people” and I had to take a moment to lose my mind since she just earlier said that Communism will never work even though I explained the basic definition to her. I ask “why do you think unions are bad?” And she says “because I was in a union once and if it didn’t exist the company wouldn’t have to make rules to circumvent the union rules” and I go “that’s the fault of the company.” And she went “no its the union” like WHAT? YOU? Lord I love my mother to death but she’s stupid as FUCK. “So you agree the 1% is evil” “well I’ve always believed they’re evil-“ “so you agree they shouldn’t have that much money and we should take some of it and give it back to the people” “No ❤️” HOW FUCKING DENSE DO YOU HAVE TO BE???????

[biaswreckingfics]

OH MY F GAWDDD I JUST WOKE UP TO THE NEW CHAPTER R OH FUCKKKK-

IS THIS REAL? AM I F DREAMING?? DAMN BRITT I F NEED SOME HOLY WATER, JESUS, GOD WHATEVER PLEASE SEND ME TO THE F ER, HOSPITAL URGHH-

BRITT YOU- OMG- THE FACT THAT THIS CHAPTER WAS POSTED PRETTY SOON AFTER CHAPTER 13??? YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE PUSSAYY INTO THIS AND I AM LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND, EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS, MY MIND'S BEEN GOING FERAL- I love you Britt seriously😫😫

"Only I can bite your lips," he tells you in a husky voice that makes your knees weak. 

AHHHHHH OMG I AM DYING- YES YES ONLY YOU SIR YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE URGHHH 😫😫😫😫😫

I ALSO LOVE HOW HE FINALLY TOLD HER THAT HE HEARD HER MASTURBATING WHILE THINKING OF HIM- 

"You sounded so sexy saying my name like that," he murmurs. "I've always wondered what you did to make those sounds come out. Wondered how they'd sound with you underneath me… Wondered if I could make you cry out even louder."

THE WAY I IMAGINED HIS VOICE AND UH- there is something throbbing down there.. am I ashamed? Yes a bit. AM I STILL CONTINUING WITH READING THIS CHAPTER OVER AND OVER AGAIN? HELL YEAH. 

I absolutely fell in love with this whole series and I can’t stop reading it, you are AMAZING BRITT! The way it was written, the details- I WAS READING IT LIKE IT WAS ME IN THE STORY LIKE YOU GOT ME HOOKED UP ON THIS! 

( Best believe me when I say, that I will be re-reading this Chapter every Week if not every single day lmao I’m such a hoe for this dude it’s not funny ) 

As always THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN FIC BRITT! PLEASE ALWAYS FEEL APPRECIATED CUZ YOUR EFFORTS REALLY PAY OFF! I am sure a lot of people feel the same as I do when they read the chapter and I hope you know how thankful we all are! 

May your Year be blessed, your stomach always full, your skin always clear and may you always be happy and enjoying life to the fullest! 

Oh did I also mention that I love you? If not 

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU BRITT 😫😫❤️❤️

( P.S. you really did not lie when you said the whole chapter will be pure filth and it was basically whole porn you naughty ass 😼😈)

💀💀💀🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂💀🤭💀😂😂 my reaction while reading this ask lmao and that naughty ass at the end lmfao 💀💀💀

Idk what took over me, but I hopped right into this chapter and didn't look back lol. This is easily the fastest chapter I've written!! My pen almost couldn't keep up with my mind lol. Also, I warned yall it was gonna be hot and heavy!!

I kept imaginging his voice while writing all of this and let me tell you... I WAS A WHOLE ASS MESS!! 😭😭😭 HES SO RUDE AND ITS NOT EVEN HIS FAULT lol

😭😭❤️❤️😭❤️❤️😭❤️😭 please stop??? Im gonna cry bc that is all I want!! I hoped the reader would be able to lose themselves in this story and I'm so happy I could make that happen for you!! I can't even tell you how much I needed to hear your kind words bb ❤️❤️😭😭😭

I want YOUR year to be blessed, your stomach to be full, your skin clear, and you to have the best, happiest, and fullest life you can!!