#bc john is a crazy common first name and his surname is really short

[yardsards]

the mattholomule thing is really funny to me because i have a cousin named matthew who pretty much everyone refers to as "matt [last name]"

and i mentioned that to the friend i was watching the episode with and she said she ALSO knew a matt that went by "matt [last name]"

and then i remembered an older boy from marching band who people ALSO called "matt [last name]"

(though in both matts that i knew, they were semi common single-syllable surnames)

is this just a thing that guys named matt DO???