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Yall think Edd ever just grabs Tord by the front of his hair?

It’s the equivalent to a mother grabbing her child by the ear.

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I had also started drawing it but then lost motivation half way through while waiting for u to answer lol

Plot twist, Edd isn’t home when Tord discovers the worm and when he steps away for a minute to grab some soil he comes back to find Ringo on the desk, presumably having eaten “Edd”. Edd comes back just in time from wherever he was, walks into Tord’s room to see what all the commotion is, only to find Tord strangling his cat XD

🥓: SPIT HIM OUT!! BAD KITTY- DROP IT!! SPIT HIM OUT!!

*shaking Ringo like a bottle of ketchup*

🥤: Tord, what the hell are you doing?? Put her down!!

🥓: *turns around and sees Edd* Edd, you’re alive!! *drops Ringo like a hot potato and hugs Edd*

Third frame is poorly done and the proportions are diabolical but you’ll have to forgive me. I don’t have my tablet rn but I really wanted to draw this so finger painting it is

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Some BaconCola Headcanons:

Tord is the only one who can call Edd “Edward” without any sort of backlash:

“Edwaaaaaard!!”

“What?”

“We’re out of bacon.”

“Ok? Go get more yourself.”

“But I’m comfy :(”

“*sigh* I take it you want me to have some delivered?”

“Yes please :)”

Tord usually keeps to himself. Most of the time he’ll stay locked away in his room and come down only to grab a snack.

- he lives mostly off of cheese burgers, bacon, and Red Bull. The occasional Monster Energy.

- he also has a carton of milk in the fridge with his name written on it in purple sharpie. He drinks straight from the carton

Tord isn’t one for cuddling, hugs, and excessive affection. If he wants attention, he WILL make it known. Edd, on the other hand, is all for PDA.

- Tord does his best to not be seen cuddling Edd but it’s obvious something is going on between the two just by his reaction:

*Sitting on the sofa reading a magazine*

*laying with his head on Tord’s lap watching TV*

“Hey, has one of yall seen my new-”

“What?! Nothing happened!”

*stands up quickly, throwing Edd on to the floor*

“Ow…” <- (Not mad b/c he’s used to it by now)

Edd and Tord have weekly game nights. A few of their favorites are Minecraft, Mario Kart, COD, GTA, War Thunder, and TF2.

- Matt and Tom will often join them but Mario Kart is usually just between the two of them

- Tord grinds War Thunder too much. Like, it’s a genuine problem. (Especially tanks. Specifically Sweden.)

- Edd got Tord a pair of cat ear headphones for his birthday. He was ecstatic.

- Tord is that one person always yelling at the top of his lungs

- all four of them have their own desktop computers where the play Minecraft, War Thunder and TF2 as a group

- Edd and Tord both have their own game consoles in their rooms

“HELVETE!! This asshole!”

“Tord, it’s ok, I’ll rejoin in a bit.”

“No!! This guy is seal clubbing! He isn’t getting away with this.”

“Dude, calm down.”

“*NORWEGIAN RAGE*”

“Good job Tord. Now all four of us are dead because of your impulsiveness.”

“Edd, I told you that I need you to practice with me before going in blind. You don’t know what you’re doing!”

“Oh, hush your one to talk. You’re on this game 24/7.”

“So? It’s called a hobby.”

“It’s called an addiction. You have over 6,000 hours on the game!!”

“Yeah, Matt has a point. You need to get out more.”

- Tord likes fnaf (obvi I had to squeeze that in somewhere lol)

Tord also has some of his old friends in Norway he plays games with. It’s absolute chaos for everyone else:

“Faen!! Hva i all verden driver du med?!”

“Du kommer til å drepe oss alle!”

“Å, hold kjeft. Det var du som lot oss klare oss selv under raidet!”

“*Incoherent Norwegian yelling*”

“*sigh* Edd go do something.”

“Do what?”

“I don’t know- just make him shut up.”

Edd and Tord have nicknames/pet names for each other:

Edd: Buddy, Cuddle Bug, Norski (lovingly), Red (Red is in the future ie. ‘Red Leader’)

Tord: Cola Freak (in his phone contacts), Blind Brit (lovingly), EDWARD!!, Edwaaaard!, EDWARD IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW-!!

Tord keeps a gun under his pillow and a switchblade in his bedside table drawer “just in case.” When Edd went to change his sheets he freaked out when he found a loaded Glock on the bed. (Hey, at least the safety was on!)

Edd and Tord both draw. Edd draws/animates in his usual messy style and Tord does more of an anime look, although he does have his own unique style.

- he also makes blue prints for machines, weaponry and robotics:

“Hey Edd! Come see this thing I drew.”

“Cool! …what is it?”

“It’s blue prints for a giant robot. This is where the engine is going, over here is the control panel, on this side is a missile launcher, and that’s where the-”

*has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about but is still paying attention anyway*

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Edd is an absolute YAPPER

Tord usually just sits there

Edd: *rambling about this guy who cut him off at the intersection*

Tord: *reading a magazine*

Tom: dude, at least pretend you give a shit

Tord: I am listening!

Matt: you’re staring at a picture of a topless cartoon girl

Edd: Guys, it’s fine really…

Tord: *proceeds to retell Edd’s story word for word*

Matt: …

Tom: …

Edd: T^T I love this man with all my heart

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Yall, in The End Pt. 2, Edd is literally the only person Tord didn’t physically harm.

No further questions your honor.

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