#beastly stuff

[beastliness]

it's literally so annoying that as a creepy henchman I'm expected to actually do the henching part of the job in addition to the creeping

[beastliness]

an auspicious snake smonday to all and sundry

Happy Monday! Here are three Aztec stone snakes for you. The greenish one (13th-16th century) is from the Cleveland Museum of Art and the other two (15th-early 16th century) are from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, two open access collections on JSTOR.

[andmaybegayer]

while I also don't like every OS trying to get you to put your files in their cloud by default I do get the designer impulse sice it's undeniable that the vast majority of people lose all of their files multiple times because they only exist in one place (an awful laptop they got for as little as they possibly could that they regularly use in deeply adverse conditions)

[beastliness]

working on my dirty talk (revisiting my notes taken from scientific texts on the various methods of hermaphroditic gastropod sexual reproduction)

[somegrumpynerd]

Night in with the beast

[beastliness]

(via @fangable)

do you think catholic priests are irresistible to vampires? virgins, covered in crucifixes (inherent allure of the forbidden,) access to their throats limited by those sexy little collars, etc.

buy What Manner of Man on Amazon or Itchio | read it for free

[sluckythewizard]

'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'

[handledwithgloves]

i need more bottom/sub harry enthusiasts to follow 😭 why does everyone want harry to be in charge, harry doesn't even want to be in charge, why cant he be the one taken care of? why does nobody take care of him 🥺

[realzayn]

[beastliness]

catfished by a guy who said he was something unutterably monstrous in his bio then turned out to be yet another normal muscle twink with some mildly unsettling features again?

To truly, successfully eroticize the monstrous you must be brave enough to make the object in question actually ugly. At the heart of the fantasy is a person whose very form is so profoundly unacceptable that there is significant social stigma attendant upon finding them attractive - a person who feels deeply their own repulsiveness, who expects universal rejection for their appearance - and, crucially, another person who treats them as if they are beautiful.

For this to be effective, the monstrous character can't just be plain - they have to be wildly, fascinatingly unacceptable - prodigiously, fantastically, sublimely ugly. If you're anxious about the character not being hot you'll never pull it off because the entire fantasy is about not being afraid.

[andmaybegayer]

I know I just reblogged the beastly reminder to backup your files like two days ago but once again: I am presently digging into my backups to recover a build config file that was .gitignored in a project and so hadn't saved the changes I made to it to my git repo, and I have access to that because I backed up my files.

[01-void]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIK KNUDSEN‼️🎉

10/10 love this guy

[plutoons]

my apolocheese to anyone who followed me for fanart esp sam and max </3 i like those freaks but i can feel cotl and ocs stuff beckoning me. the children (me) yearn for the mines (chracter design/worldbuilding/writing/research/art that appeals to nobody but myself)

[beastliness]

THE IDEAL MALE BODY:

HAIRLESS

GREEN

FULLY NUDE EXCEPT FOR HIS BOOTS

FLANKED BY ANGRY METAL SERPENTS

CHERISHING THE ORB

For Control Panel Saturday, here's a 1975 computer wall for Davis Meltzer's cover to Lord of Thunder, by Andre Norton.

[beastliness]

sending you endless love letters of the most breathtaking beauty composed entirely of scientifically accurate descriptions of the various methods of hermaphroditic gastropod sexual reproduction

[cordycepsbian]

this was uh. this was supposed to be a colored sketch. it got out of hand

@mantisgodsdomain woe. wereweevil vi fanart be upon ye