#because a) it wasn't the littlest reich and b) it knew exactly the kind of stupid it wanted to be and was completely unapologetic about it
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okay I did it! I fucking did it! I have finally seen EVERY PUPPET MASTER MOVIE ever made and also no one should ever do that actually but I'm not on this hell site to make good decisions okay
#puppet master#i have the weirdest god damn relationship with these movies they have just kinda haunted me since scifi channel in the 90s#so this was An Adventure#still kind of annoyed they wasted 'puppet master: the littlest reich' on a movie NOT about wrecking nazis again#because that is like objectively the funniest b-movie title i've ever heard#oh well at least that timeline will never be revisited ever#and i actually enjoyed blade: the iron cross despite the trainwreck budget#because a) it wasn't the littlest reich and b) it knew exactly the kind of stupid it wanted to be and was completely unapologetic about it#which is kinda my feels on the PM axis movies as a whole except for the bit part human japanese villains#who are excessively uncomfortable to watch and make zero sense for so many reasons#everyone talks about the kamikaze puppet being bad and yes he is but he was also made in a nazi lab and exists for like 5 minutes#so at least his badness like blends in with the rest of the dumb movie#those human chars tho wtf was anyone thinking#oh well though#go to sleep ed
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