#because balletomane confession

[theladyragnell]

Sherlock and Joan!

1. Who takes the trash out? Joan unless she suspects Sherlock has been Making Trouble in which case she makes him do it. Otherwise he’d leave it forever as some kind of fruit fly experiment.2. Who reminds the other to take care of themselves? BOTH which is what is so great. I mean, Joan more often, but Sherlock definitely does it too.3. Who is happier when they are out in nature? JOAN, to the chorus of “Watson, I have no cell phone reception here, what if there’s a murder?” in the background.4. Do they like to go in the hot tub together? I really can’t imagine it.5. Do either of them avidly follow a celebrity and/or fandom? Sherlock’s canonically a balletomane as I recall and Joan is a baseball fan, but I don’t think there’s anything currently airing or a current person they are Obsessed With.6. Who builds a pillow fort? Sherlock, as an experiment to see if it helps him think better.7. Who plans the romantic date? Sherlock, as an elaborate part of a cover when they’re trying to get a murderer to confess, but he gets really weirdly into it and is upset when Watson doesn’t like his choice of restaurant.8. Who likes to play with the other’s hair? Sherlock with Joan’s, though he would NEVER ADMIT IT. “It is merely practical to braid your hair, Watson, and it gives me something to do with my hands while I think. It was this or the handcuffs.”9. Who calms the other down when the other has a nightmare? Both again. Sherlock more often than Joan simply because she SLEEPS more often. His nightmares are worse and more frequent, but she’s a sound sleeper so she unfortunately misses them often.10. Who wants their dog to sleep on the bed with them? Dog, Joan. Weird exotic pet that may be technically illegal but which comes with a sob story, Sherlock.11. Who can’t sleep without the other? Sherlock finds Watson passing out in various places in the house to be soothing. She would sleep regardless, he likes knowing she’s around.12. Who is too nice and will listen to a sales person pitch? It’s not that Sherlock is too nice, it’s that he’s honestly curious about how much of any given sales pitch is bullshit.13. Who makes the first move to cuddle? Joan, after Sherlock stands pointedly over her for ten minutes because he is emotionally constipated and can’t do it himself.14. What is their go to fast food place? So much Chinese takeout.15. Who likes to wear the other’s sweaters?Sherlock steals Joan’s, she has some very good cozy ones.