#beef sei 'wooow i use all my magical energy to come visit you in ur slep... and you skrem at me -_- idiot human'

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i kept moving in my sleep last night. i fell asleep on my left side, then woke up on my right side. it happened twice. then, i fell back asleep on my left yet again, and my dumbass unconscious self must have stretched and moved onto my back. and eeeeverytime i end up on my back when i'm sleeping, i get sleep paralysis and nightmares

so of course i had a "nightmare"...? i mean, i woke myself up yelling, but...it definitely was not a nightmare. i genuinely think some sort of fear chemical gets released in my brain when i sleep on my back.

anyway, i was home alone. and suddenly i got extremely scared, because i realized i don't have beef anymore, so i was truly, truly alone. which, in that scenario, if i was awake, would obviously not be scary. i like being alone. but, yeah, when sleeping on back = fear chemical.

so i went out of my room to go lock the house up, immediately afraid there would be an intruder. and then suddenly... a big, black, shadowy figure came up the stairs. i started screaming. but then i noticed...

it was a giant beef.

a big gigantic beef.

dream come true! big beef!

but i still woke myself up screaming