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seventeendeer · 5 months

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merry almost christmas, remember that holiday movie Klaus that came out some years back with the gorgeous hybrid 2D-3D animation and the revolutionary lighting techniques and the varied and interesting character designs and the beautiful environments and the stellar cinematography, that no one ever talks about or even seems to remember anymore because the writing was so devastatingly 2000's direct-to-dvd disney sequel it somehow dragged the quality of this potential masterpiece down to "just kind of mid"

just watched it again, actually significantly more fun/coherent if you turn it off halfway through and imagine it's all just healthy community building and gay sex from that point on

#deerchatter #they fumbled the character arcs soooo badly i don't know how they managed to fuck it up so hard #these are REALLY simple archetypes these mf'ers were using cake mix and the chocolate cake somehow still has raw egg in the middle #also i feel the need to clarify i do not fucking ship the postman with santa claus #the joke is that the characters have crazy weird chemistry bc these hacks can't write and at least an animated movie about #an old widower gaining back his zest for life after meeting a sassy young twink who looks a bit too much like his dead wife would have #been smth more novel. would've felt like a more natural continuation of the first half of the film anyway #also hi im still waiting until ive recovered to answer rain world asks lol trying not to get pneumonia here don't change the channel #while im talking about gay sex santa claus

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