#beetlefucker

[h0]

happy 10th wedding anniversary thomas and @beetlefucker!!!

[attackofthekillerliomist]

BEETLE POSTING

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[for screenreaders: everything that is not described to be a specific shape or size is an even stripe.]

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Beetlething: A gender related to being a beetle and thing, or a 'beetlething.'

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Beetlebeing: A gender related to being a beetle and a being, or a 'beetlebeing.'

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Beetlebitch: A gender related to being a beetle and a bitch, or a 'beetlebitch.'

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Beetle(mother)fucker: A gender related to being a beetle and a motherfucker, or a 'beetlemotherfucker/beetlefucker.'

[cactuskat]

Just a man and his beetle wife

[ravenintraining]

sometimes i'm normal but then i remember the absolute phenomenon that is the online track record of gerard keay. he's like the fucking ramsay girl to me

father gouges his eyes out. shortly after is found murdered with a section of skin missing.

long police record of breaking and entering, arson, etc

mother found skinned alive in their home.

and icing on the cake: he's gone for like a whole decade when SUDDENLY theres a death record of him dying of """"BRAIN CANCER"""" (tell me the true crime community would believe that) except his body was posthumously mutilated and HE IS ALSO MISSING A GRAFT OF SKIN

can you imagine hearing about that. and then the internet finds pictures of him and he's GOTH! it's up there with Dahmer!

and if youre a REAL nut, you'll even trace the keay killings to the fucking MAGNUS LETTERS, which are all about these 1800s phsychologists who were REALLY into fear and what fear does to the human body not to mention the strange cult-like qualities of some of the things they say in there. and now there's a conspiracy that goes back centuries.

[frog-scream]

(beetled-juice) bestie be honest with me. how many times have you eaten out of the trash. this is a shame-free zone, especially considering we're all beetlefuckers, so you can trust me with your burden

I simply don't know what this is in reference to. Why on earth would I have ever? I'm a very normal and well adjusted person.

[reformedmercymain]

@beetlefucker @something-i-dunno I literally made this poll in hopes that my best friend Winton Overwatch would win.

[simplemk]

I posted 848 times in 2022

That's 127 more posts than 2021!

0 posts created (0%)

848 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@snowthing

@zucktales

@denialbot

@lolt64

@beetlefucker

I tagged 8 of my posts in 2022

#fav - 4 posts

#17 :( - 1 post

#b - 1 post

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[sodalite-fulll]

HEY FOLKS

[lovebugbeej]

beetlejuice discord

hey friends !! i’ve finished the discord server. i have some rules set in place for the people allowed to join. dm me if you’re interested and i’ll gladly send you the link !!

- must be creator in the community (writing, art, etc)

- no age limit, however there will be a nsfw channel if you can handle it

- this is to make friends and help each other with creating

- keep the channels organized

- if you’re an asshole to anyone you will get kicked without question 

- most of all be kind and respectful to all of the server members 

i look forward to seeing you there mwah

[beetlebop]

"mr. beebleboose was my father" got me inspired with "beetlefucker was my mother's name. just call me babes"

PARKER OUT HERE WITH THEM GALAXY BRAIN THOUGHTS 👏👏

[h0]

h0's follow forever 2024 <3

i've been doing these on the first couple days of january for the last couple of years but this year i was away from my computer so i totally forgot until nearly a month later! as usual these are my fave blogs and mutuals and i can't recommend or love their blogs enough <3 happy belated new year lol

@111thfloor @1q84 @5u5 @856am @aahsoka @accurzed @anthonysperkins @apothneiskoimi @areneon @avas-poltergeist @bacchianbeauty @bassclarinet @beetlefucker @bibleofficial @cacaos @cafeeconleche @catsareforfags @cfo-of-antifa @cicadaland

@cochinitapibil @destiel-in-spanish @dilfologist @dogfriend420 @dovv @ejacutastic @freckledai @girldante @grraveryl @haierld @heartify @historybunny @holdingcauliflowers @homoseqsual @jimxugle @judas @kawaii-bees @kearabaggins @kingkrem

tumblr recently capped a limit of only 50 mentions per post so im going to include the rest in a reblog if possible lol

included in the gifset my favorite music videos i saw for the first time in 2023 as well as my top played songs from 2023:

caroline polachek - welcome to my island

tennis - one night with the valet

paramore - running out of time

alvvays - very online guy

lady gaga - 911

thank you and take care eveybody <33

[sweetdreams-andspells]

i’m actually losing my shit thinking about the ritual that jane prentiss almost pulled off in the tunnels beneath the magnus institute back in the s1 finale? like first off what the FUCK was she even going to call that?? The Worm Circle? The Great Wormening?? HOW could jonny not name it in canon we were robbed!!!! imagine being peter lukas and sinking ur money and reputation into a whole tower block of custom-designed loneliness and being defeated by a NEWSPAPER ARTICLE or being tom haan and tossing endless meat into an endless meat pit for days before it’s EXPLODED BY C4 only to hear about JANE FUCKING PRENTISS almost succeeding in manifesting the corruption because she what?? gathered a large amount of worms??? a larger than usual amount of worms?? worms numbering many worm standard deviations away from the worm mean?? and then arranging them in a circle????? almost opening a portal to the Worm Dimension?????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!! she wasn’t even doing it on purpose she just really hated the archives!!!! she just wanted that many worms for funsies!!!! for drama!!!!!!!! i’m flinging myself into the buried this is too much

[hauntingbutch]

why is everyone so mean to gerry :(

[inkstaineddaughter]

Really?

Adam Driver, Juilliard trained, multiple award nominee with a diverse body of work: *sits*

Schmuck in a Beetlejuice costume that is decidedly not Michael Keeton: Hurr, hurr. Remember that time your character killed another character? In a movie? Like four years ago? Yeah, I'm going to try and shame you for that! Hurr.

Me: Goddammit. Somebody, hold my poodle.

[beetled-juice]

really homophobic and evil that I have to study and write papers and actually be a good student instead of working on self insert beetlejuice fanfics and engaging with my beloved beetlefucker fandom 🙄🙄🙄

[elias-bouchards-tenth-divorce]

they should’ve just let the beetlefucker live in peace!!! he didn’t do anything wrong, he was in LOVE!!!!!!!!!!