#behnchod

[springs-hurts]

This is wrong on so many levels

Saw it on Pinterest and I can't spell how many things are wrong with this one! The hatred that is burning inside me damn it! I hate wolfstar too much man!

[tujhse-raabta]

OH MY BLOODY BUGGERING FUCK A TUMBLR BOT TEXTED ME AND THINKS I NEED THERAPY AND IS OFFERING IT (?)

I THINK

WOW IM JUST A BLOODY BEACON AREN'T I

[solis-angelus]

when Suneeta Rao sang, "Na na mujhe na chhuna na, door hi rehna— Paree hu mein."

All the shackles fell.

[lewishcmilton]

delhi!! se!! hu!! behnchod!! sorry to everyone who doesnt speak hindi but this song fucking hits

[patheticc-fallacy]

APSHABD to psychology

[sarcastic-sue]

Yr yeh India ka next match itna dur kyu hai?? 😭😭😭

[aru-loves-krishnaxarjuna]

I read the French Revolution from my history book (i am in class 9) and i am speechless...

Cus of..

Who tf crowned Louis XVI on the throne of france and who tf made him marry Marie Antoinette? Cuz like....HE WAS FUCKING 20 OMFG

Marie had a hairstyle like...see for yourself bhai log...

Like...wtf!? She is kinda hot tho but her hairstyle is vahiyaad se bhi vahiyaad

Marie Antoinette used to cheat on her husband...can't blame her tho he was too fat and ugly

Aah yes how can we forget the one who ruled and instead made a 'reign of terror' the legendry coward himself...MAXIMILIAN ROBESPIERRE

Behnchod was such a coward that he guillotined anyone and everyone.

Good thing these three a-holes and cowards were guillotined lol.

[pyaaracetamol-69mg]

Ghar se dahi shakkar khaa ke nikla hu behnchod panga mat liyo mujhse

[kabhi-khushi-always-gam]

Yeh school hai ki kya hai behnchod itna trauma

[blakelivelygf]

inse fielding kyu nahi hoti behnchod

[that-noisy-gal]

O teri behnchod tum dono yha pe kb se bhai. Or bhabhiji ye toh badi khtarnak hai yha pe aap toh

[mujhekyamaitosojaaungi]

BEHNCHOD I SAVED IDLIS TO EAT LATER WHEN I COME BACK FROM MY CLASSES AND MY BROTHER ATE THEM ALLLLLL SAARI KI SAARI I WILL KILL HIM UGHHHHH I AM CRYING SO FUCKING HARD I NEED MY FOOD RN FUCKING BEHNCHOD

[keepyourpantsongohan]

I was idly scrolling through your spy x family liveblog (Have never watched it and was trying to decide if I should) and when my eyes fell on "Yuri Briar puts the B in Behnchod" the SPITTAKE I did asdfghjhkgl. Was NOT expecting to come across bc in the naruto blog I've followed forever I'm crying... aaaaand now realizing that the 'ayesha liveblogs xyz' should have been a giveaway lmao. anyway feel free to ignore if this is intrusive but I get so unreasonably happy whenever I come across another south asian on the World Wide Web <3

sending you the biggest hug as thanks for your service in the trenches of 'Kakashi is Sasuke's dad.' Truly you are a pioneer. Hope you have a great day

Hahaha, I'm glad you enjoyed that joke, I knew it was very niche commentary!! Also, if you're on the fence about Spy x Family, my vote is yes. It was a breath of fresh air for me!

And in complete fairness to not seeing the South Asianness right away, I know the name Ayesha has travelled across sooooo many cultures LOL, and a good portion of people do call me Gohan too. But yes, I am Indian! Not intrusive at all. <3 I also love seeing other South Asians in anime spaces, too. (And honestly Black and brown anime fans in general, partly because a lot of fandom spaces do feel really segregated, for want of a better term, and I love to have a community of mutual experience.)

Thank you for being on board the Kakashi is Sasuke's dad train, and for this lovely message. <333 Also for some South Asian Naruto content, you may enjoy my Diwali tag!

[tujhse-raabta]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BdMYWTNPVl8?si=GUFmS7LFlpT3KkP9

behnchod madarchod chappalchod kuttachod billeechod everything chod

i'm not even into cricket but it made me burst into those curses

[glamorousguilt]

How I struggle with my urge to say "behnchod" at every small inconvenience happening in my life

[lewishcmilton]

behnchod