#berts like wait that wasnt a joke your birthdays actually 6/9 and hawks like yeah and my real names hawkman. no further questions.
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i think miguel or robby or tory should get to win the sekai taikai but then to fulfull eli and sam's little line about "maybe next time both of us will win" they should give sam a summer birthday and canonize eli's 6/9 (nice) birthday so they're still under 18 for the all valley in may, thus allowing them to steadily crush the competition while devon and kenny stand there like damnit, next year i guess
#blu talks#cobra kai#can i hear a two time champ eli hawk moskowitz??#sam's birthday is literally the day of the all valley but she was born at night so technically she still qualifies#people are like 'shes two hours away from being 18 how is that fair??' AND WHAT ABOUT IT LET HER TORNADO KICK THAT 14 YEAR OLD ITS LEGAL#berts like wait that wasnt a joke your birthdays actually 6/9 and hawks like yeah and my real names hawkman. no further questions.
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