#bestie I know you're like ''I'm sure it was just a fox'' and it almost certainly was

[thethingything]

I love when Lucy mentions random stories from years ago that kind of make it sound like they're a character from an indie horror series who's just completely oblivious to the genre of the story they're in and has survived by just going "huh, that was weird... anyway I'm gonna ignore it"

[tsuki-sennin]

Hey so uh... last episode, I called Tycoon an otter, and uh... not a tanuki and it's been keeping me up all night. …I mean, they're both in the Carnivora order, close enough right?

In my defense, someone I showed his design to without context called him an otter and that just sorta stayed in the back of my mind. Also, I was looking up civets on Wikipedia and I saw "Otter civet" and was like "Oh hey, Keiwa's one of those." and then just ran with it. And uh... well, I don't know if you've seen Keiwa, but you'd know I was wrong twice over!

Where were we? Oh yeah, it's game time once again!

Spoilers, I guess...

-Sara-neesan's our narrator today.

-Oh that's cute, Neon drew all her rider friends and also Morio, Daichi, and Win~!

-...Win...

-Ace-sama!

-It must be so weird to learn that the movie star you've been super into for years was (almost literally) astroturfed into existence.

-Dangerous Boys.

-...Keiwa, why're you grabbing him by the legs like that, that makes me wince.

-Little too late for that, buddy.

-"Get the ID Cores for me at once."

-Oh????

-"Somebody, not gonna name names, is a fucking bullshit cheater. Wouldn't it make you all happy to get rid of them~?"

-"So like... are you gonna cancel the show by force?"

-Y'know, good on Ziin. He's got the right idea.

-If nothing else, it'll be an explosive finale, so...

-Time to play?

-Admin privileges~!

-Oh??? Whatcha sayin' there lad?

-This is where Beroba stole everything.

-ID Core Radar!

-Girl's got tech skills.

-KEIWA HJKLH

-Keiwa, my dude, I called you an otter last episode and now you're walking around like Sasquatch. What's next, are you gonna become a frog ninja?

-Oh shit, Buffa.

-Zomboy.

-Oooooh, she's brutal!

-Tycoon appears!

-...Tycoon disappears!

-"Nice try, mongoose."

-Whoa! Not bad, Hakubi!

-Oh okay, back to Nadge-Sparrow now.

-"Wanna be my friend, fox boy?"

-"No."

-"Wrong answer."

-Oh

-Okay, Daichi's just

-Strong.

-Cores~! Besties~!

-Oh that's just unfair.

-Yeah that's totally believable, Daichi. ...though if I were to copy anyone's homework here, it'd be yours.

-Pon?

-Pon!

-Ponchicchi!

-Saracchi~!

-"This guy is a real Sussy Bakapon!"

-What do you even want again? To know everything there is to know?

-You want a Gaia Library, Berdly Deltarune?

-"That's so sweet and kind, wouldn't you agree Ponchicchi? Or should I say... GREEN GEATS!?"

-"Goodbye, Neon~! Goodbye creepy sparrow guy~! Goodbye dead body on the floor~!"

-Ohhhh, here comes Ace.

-bEEF

-Buffa sees no issue with cannibalism. ...well, being both a Jyamato and a zombie would do that to you.

-Main Dish. Fried fox meat.

-Ohhhhh

-Alliance.

-Keiwa Jumpscare

-Dinner~!

-Kekera?!??!??

-You leave my homegirl alone, Suel.

-Welp. We're no longer needed, apparently.

-"What's even the point anymore?"

-"That's easy. There is no point."

-NIRAM

-Let's goooooooo!

-Daichi's sure putting in a lot of work.

-"Obviously."

-Ah, yep! Selling them out to Buffa once again!

-You're a real nasty piece of work, Nadge-Sparrow.

-"Who're we crushing next?"

-"Oh, you know."

-Game time.

-He swept everywhere, did he?

-Buffa strikes!

-Ahhhh, fairy tales.

-A miserable man, bringing everybody else down with him. Like Kanato before him.

-This alliance is now completely and officially dead.

-"You're just playing. I'm crashing the server."

-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

-"Stranger."

-Oooooh

-Buffa's just showing off now.

-"You're flying far too close to the sun. Perhaps a clipped wing will bring you back down."

-Goodbye, Daichi Isuzu. You were... certainly a character and I wish you the best of luck, Dai Goto.

-Oh, he was one of the Another Den-Os in Zi-O? That's super cool actually, I didn't know that.

-"Well, this plan sucks dick."

-"Mm. Remind me to never ask you for anything again..."

-OH FUCK IT'S DUNCAN.

-Grandpa Archie's taken back Daichi.

-Ohhhhhhhhh, he's still in the game.

-WIIIIIN

-WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

-MY BOY

-The final arc! ...or, at least close to it.

-...damn though, we've been super sparse with upgrades and forms.

-Not that I necessarily find that a negative, mind you! I love seeing silly gimmick toys as much as the next guy, but I'm surprised with the amount of restraint Bandai seems to have this season.

-...of course, now that I say that, whatever new guy comes in is gonna have every gimmick. It's gonna be madness.