#big handsome bobby:xarrixii

[xarrixii]

Hello I am Bobby, Professional Blog-Perceiver!

Bing bong! Bobby surprise!

I am the Bob and today I must inspect your Tumblrs Blog. A blogs that isn't properly inspected by a Professional Blog Inspector (or semi-profesional Bobby Boy) can be poisonous or illegal. So it is good I am here!

Today I rate blog on three factors: ambiance, flavor, and amount of ghouls.

Ambulance:

This is the blog with many Story Words. One of the Weird Cats Bobby lives with also makes story words, so Bobby knows ALL about that. I see the Words and I think - wowie wow! Someone has concepts! Bobby once tried to make a concept. It's hard. Bobby got as far as "economy for bugs" before his tummy hurt and he had to lie down on the floor.

Flavor:

This Weird Cat who makes words told Bobby that blogs don't have flavors. They said no no beebis, don't eat my phone to get the flavors. Those aren't blog flavors. Those are just phone flavors.

Bobby not sure. Bobby think of some of your posts and thinks mm. Sandwich flavor. Yum.

Amount of Ghouls:

Your blog has 41,826.5 ghouls in it. That. Pretty good! Maybe next time there should be more. Yes okay.

Final Score:

As a Doctor of Seeing Blogs, Bobby knows everything about blogs. Bobby think - this one is a blog! And it should run for 1000 years. Bobby think your blog Passes inspection, and also maybe you should make some Story Words about a big handsome cat who gets fifteen dollars to spend at the 7/11. Yes thank you!

(ahem)

Once upon a time there was a big handsome cat. This cat was the biggest, most handsome cat on the west coast. For simplicity, we'll say his name is Big Handsome Bobby.

Big Handsome Bobby was quite the avid fan of snacks. Big Handsome Bobby would see a little snack and go, "tasty," and then Big Handsome Bobby would eat the snack despite the cries of his fellow weird cats.

One day, when Big Handsome Bobby's weird cat friends were still asleep, Big Handsome Bobby found two crisp paper bills, a five and a ten, and Big Handsome Bobby with his sharp intelligent brain pieced together that he now had a whole fifteen dollars to go spend.

But where should he spend it? The question plagued Big Handsome Bobby as he swiped the fifteen dollars and cruised on outside. There were many things the weird cats bought with money. Like games, and crafts supplies, and also Big Handsome Bobby's snacks.

That was it! Big Handsome Bobby would go to the weird cat places to buy snacks.

Feeling very brilliant, Big Handsome Bobby moved on around town for a while over to 310 NE Weidler St, which had a funny building with yellow, green, and red stripes. Luckily, the building with the funny name 7-11 was open twenty-four hours, so Big Handsome Bobby was able to walk on inside.

How many snacks there were for Big Handsome Bobby to choose from! No wonder the weird cats always took so long to come home with snacks.

Big Handsome Bobby came up to a weird cat stranger who was enthralled by the big handsomeness of Big Handsome Bobby, and they helped Big Handsome Bobby pick out the best snacks. Big Handsome Bobby used his fifteen swiped dollars at the checkout counter, and the weird cat standing attention called him a big handsome boy and gave him his snacks in a big bag that was very easy to carry.

Big Handsome Bobby arrived home to the fanatic cries of his friends the weird cats, who were very happy to see him come home.

Big Handsome Bobby smiled and had a little snack from his bag, much to the surprise of his friends the weird cats.