#black org shenaniganry

[the-red-thread-that-strangles]

I recently learned that Vodka's job is, like, managerial secretary of the BO, and every time I read that, I lose a couple of braincells

How am I supposed to imagine that?

Vodka, standing next to a crime-scene in the making: "Hello, Vodka speaking. gunshot sounds You've reached the office of Gin. wet squelching sounds He's currently busy, can I relay a message for you, sweetheart? terrified screams of pain No? Alright, I'll let him know you called <3"

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