#bless you eartha kitt its not your fault my teacher ruined it for me

[gon-and-killuas-mother]

thinking about how my middle school choir teacher had us 12-14 year old girls sing Santa Baby..... and the version we sang had a solo at the beginning going "Mister Claus, I feel as though I know ya. So you won't mind if I should get familiah, will ya?"

thinking about how i, for two years in a row, had to wear an uncomfortable dress and sing that goddamn solo. as a 13 y/o and then as a 14 y/o.

thinking about how in eighth grade this teacher decided to have a smaller group of girls in our choir dress in skimpy, hot pink dresses to dance very sensual dances as the rest of us sang on and pretended this wasn't weird as shit

what the actual fuck Mrs. Walker-Wheeler????