#blitz would love this meme. honse girl

[sugar-autumn]

blitz and stolas are the bride and the ugly ass groom but in the complete OPPOSITE way that everyone thinks they are.

stolas is beautiful, ill admit it. but thats by OUR standards. look at him compared to the birds at stellas Not Divorced party (and andealphus and vassago):

stolas is THE most BASIC ASS BIRD ever. im sorry but i have to say it. hes a grey circle. the only thing he has going for him is the extra set of eyes (again i LOVE him but objectively hes basic as shit)

and then we have blitz. people love to call blitz ugly but honestly id argue that he puts the most effort into his appearance out of ANYONE. he told stolas he wouldnt fuck him because he had gotten a CHEMICAL PEEL. AND he has dressed in drag MULTIPLE TIMES (these are the two that came to mind im sure im forgetting something)

so anyway im not sure why i felt the need to make this point but theres my thoughts. the bride and the ugly ass groom