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today you swarmed me as I walked to linguitics. it was terrifying. i hope you feel you've accomplished your evil goose mission.

GOOD

GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU TRESPASS? NO. DO NOT ANSWER. KNOW YOU TRESPASS. KNOW YOU, FOOLISH MORTAL, LITTLE FLESHBAG WITH LITTLE SHOE WITH CAP AND NO CLAW AND NO FEATHER, ALWAYS TRESPASS, ALWAYS WALK NOT WELCOME!

WANT WELCOME???

GIVE TRIBUTE TO GOOSETHENA! SHOW PURE OF FEATHER. GIVE OF SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLESHY HUMAN FLIPFLOP BREADEATERS THINK NOT OF GOOSE. NOT OF BRETHREN.

#MISSIONACCOMPLISH????

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LGBTQIA+ history month welcomes our anserine friends! If you would like to spread knowledge of goose culture, we are welcoming names for concepts that could fall under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella, so any words for gender or sexuality in your amazing language that you would like to supply us with would be welcome! (We have at least one outdoor event this month, which should be accessible for you!)

IS LIKE THIS.

GOOSE FALL IN FORMATION? OTHER GOOSES GO DOWN FROM V. PROTECT FALLEN MEMBER. NO BROTHER/SISTER OF FLESHFEATHER DOWNTAIL LEFT. WILL PROTECT UNTIL DEATH. 

NO WORD FOR THE GOOSES NO PROTECT OTHER GOOSES. JUST SHAMEFUL GEESE. GEESE NO DESERVE BE GEESE. GOOSE PROTECT. GOOSE PROTECT HURT SISTREN. GOOSE PROTECT WEAK SISTREN. GOOSES PROTECT DIFFERENT. ANY WAY. FLIPPERED FEATHER CLAW TALON, WING HURT, OTHER GOOSE THERE.

HUMAN FLESHNUGGET BLOODBAG NO LIKE GOOSE. HUMAN HURT OTHER HUMAN. DIFFERENT HUMAN IS HURT BY HUMAN SISTREN. HURT HUMAN FALL FROM V? OTHER HUMAN WALK. TREAT LIKE TRASH! 

NOT HOW GOOSE TREAT OTHER.

GOOSE ACCEPT GOOSES FOR NIBBLES OF GRASS IN MUD. FOR EGG IN SPRING. FOR LITTLE DOWNY FEATHERFLOOF TO STRONG WINGS CARRYING GOOSES ON HIGH WIND. IS NO BUSINESS WHO MATE WITH WHO! NOT ALL PAIR MAKE EGG. NOT ALL PAIR WANT EGG. SOME HELP OTHER PAIR. ALL FLY TOGETHER.

ALL GOOSES FAMILY UNDER GOOSETHENA. HONK AS ONE. FLY AS ONE. NO GOOSE LEFT IN REEDS BELOW. NO GOOSE NO HONK WITH OTHERS.

WE ARE ONE.

ON SIDE NOTE:IS NICE HUMAN HOLD EVENT OUTDOORS SO GOOSES CAN PARTICIPATE. VERY NICE. WILL ATTEND, YES. REMIND TO PREEN FEATHER.

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GOOSES RECOGNIZE THE TUMBLR USER krispi-kebob AS FEARING THE GOOSES. RECOGNIZE SUPERIOR GEESE! YES! YES! SOME BRYN MAWR WOMENFLESHBAGS UNDERSTAND! SOME DO! HOPE IS NOT LOST. #NOTALLHUMANS 

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CALM DAY. NICE WIND. GEESES PLEASED.

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HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL HELL

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SPY INSIDE BUILDING SEND ME THIS PICTURE. HOW DARE!!!!! HOW DARE!??!!?!!?

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SO MANY BURNING QUESTION FROM GREEDY FLESHY TWOLEGGERWOMENS. ONE ANSWER A DAY! ONE!

SO COMMANDS GOOSETHENA! NO MORE GOOSES ANSWER WILLY NILLY. NO MORE CATER TO MEATBAGS WITH NO FEATHER!

ESPECIALLY IF NO TRIBUTE GIVEN TO GODDESS.

HUMAN AS ALWAYS- TO TAKE WITHOUT GIVE.

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why bryn mawr

BETTER QUESTION:

WHY YOU GO BRYN MAWR?

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What is your opinion on the robins?

LOUD CHIRPERCHITTERERS. LITTLE FEATHERED KIN. OCCASIONALLY FIGHT- IS WAY OF WING. PLUMAGE BRIGHT OF BREAST; NOT OF TASTE OF GOOSE, BUT IS GOOD IN OWN WAY.

EAT OF BERRY AND WORM. SUMMER IS HEIGHT FOR ROBIN.

SOON SINGING TAKE TO THE AIR. AND GOOSES WILL HONK RETALIATION. SYMPHONY GROWING, HAIL GOOSETHENA WITH SPRINGSONG!

NOW? NONE. 

MISS KIN.

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I have an idea for a new sport: goose punting!

WHEN YOUR SISTREN HAVE ANKLES BITTEN RAW, BLOODY

WHEN HAIR PULLED OUT LONG STRANDS BY HARD BEAKS; 

SHINS BRUISED PURPLE BLACK BLUE FROM WING HITS STRONG, TRUE;

WHEN SCREAM “WHY, WHY DO THIS? MERCY, WHY?’

WILL SHOW THEM THIS.

WILL SHOW THEM CRUELTY OF TWOLEGGER FLESH WINGLESS HUMAN.

THEY NOT UNDERSTAND OWN HARSHNESS, OWN APATHETIC CRUEL HUMAN NATURE.

BUT WE DO.

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ONLY THING FLESHY TWOLEGGER GOOD FOR IS THUMB!

THUMB DO WHAT? DOORKNOB?

USELESS!

HUMAN NO HAVE WING. MUST PROTECT WHOLE BODY WITH SKIN OF OTHER ANIMAL! HUMAN FLESHBAGS CANNOT FLY! GEESE SUPERIOR. 

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STAY CLOSE TO GROUND TONIGHT.

WINDS HARSH. NATURE ANGERED.

WHO DID?

WHO TOOK TOO MUCH?

WHO TOOK TOO LITTLE?

STAY CLOSE TO SHORE.

FEATHER HARD, GROUP CLOSE, USE REED, BLOCK WIND.

HARSH GODDESS. HARSH WINTER.

STAY CLOSE.

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DO YOU HAVE THE QUESTIONS?

THE QUESTIONS THAT BURN LIKE PRICKLY FEATHER THAT NEEDS TO FALL OUT BUT IS HANGING ON BECAUSE IS HORRIBLE, MOLTING FEATHER?

IS THERE SOLUTION?

ASK GEESE QUESTION

GEESE KNOW ALL 

DO NOT BE SHY, BRYN MAWR FLESHY TWOLEGGER WOMENS. DO NOT FEAR, GANGLED GAGGLED HAVERSTUDENT WITH NO FEATHER. AND SWAT WANDERER WITH NO WHERE ELSES TO GO. THERE IS ANSWER HERE, IF GOOSETHENA SMILES.

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FROST NIPS WINGS.

THE SHADOW FALLS.

ABOVE ALL, GOOSETHENA CALLS.

"FUCK THOSE MAWRTYRS" SHE HONKS

"MAKE THEM PAY"

MAKE THEM PAY.

MAKE THEM PAY.

BITE THE ANKLES.

HURT.

HURT.

BITE.

ATTACK.

FLY.

BRETHREN, SISTREN.

GOOSETHENA HAS SPOKEN

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AND ON THE TWELFTH DAY THE GOOSE DID NOT REST

THE GOOSE NEVER RESTS

NOT ON ANY DAY

THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO! SAYS ALL GEESE.

SO MANY THING!

MURDER!

ANKLE BITE!

HONKING!

YES, AGREE ALL GEESE!

SO MUCH TO DO!

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WHERE IS THE GOOSE’S LIBERAL ARTS EDUCATION?