#bob/patrick

[matcha-gh0st]

I was 7 years old when SpongeBob premiered, and I never grew out of it. 💛 Happy 25 to the fans and the crew!

[ttoyourlove]

fall out boy and mcr being exact opposites height wise is so funny to me like. u got fob: pete, andy, and patrick are all short and then theres joe and mcr: mikey, gerard and ray who are all tall then theres frank

[catharticconsolation]

requests bot dump: valentine’s release

the iron claw.

♡David Von Erich- white wedding (by billy idol) Honeymooning on tour after a quick, rushed wedding was not the most romantic thing in the world. But to David, it was perfect, watching you sleep all soft and hazy next to him in a shitty motel bed. Because he’s with you.

♡Kerry Von Erich- someday we might (fallingforyou by the 1975)- Kerry’s been seeing you around, in the crowds of his matches, hanging around and cheering and so, so excited. Yet it still shocks him to see you in the back alley outside the venue, long after the fight is done, hands holding out a pen and a picture for him to sign, all alone in the cold.

shameless.

♡Lip Gallagher- enough for me to love (gypsy by fleetwood mac)- No one ever thought that Lip Gallagher would settle down. But here he is, with a girl and a baby boy, his little love, and a finally stable job. Maybe he’s healing.

♡Carl Gallagher- think you might hate me (girl, so confusing by charli xcx)- Neither of you know what’s going on between the two of you, and yet the bitterness and the hatred seems so, so satisfying.

challengers.

♡Patrick Zweig- jesus can always reject his father (family tree by ethel cain)- Patrick is in love with the pastor’s daughter, and communities like to turn on those who are different.

♡Patrick Zweig- make me dream of you (wicked game by chris isaak)- The world doesn’t know you. The world knows you from the stage, from being half naked and wrapped round a pole. But Patrick knows the real you, and he wants you.

misc.

♡Chandler Bing- so full of love, could barely eat (work song by hozier)- Chandler doesn’t often find himself being serious, but when his baby is upset, he suddenly knows just how to be tender, as if it’s second nature.

♡Carmen Berzatto- the street where mothers weep (i want you by bob dylan)- Family dinners never go well in the Berzatto household, and Carmy seems even more on edge just trying to keep you happy during your first time amidst the chaos. But he gets snappy, as always, and he always comes out as the asshole.

♡Kenickie Murdoch- born to handjive, baby- Kenickie is a sleaze, always has been and always will be. But it doesn’t deter you from hanging around, prancing around on his arm at every school dance.

♡Bob Dylan- melt back in the night, babe (it ain’t me, babe by bob dylan/ joan baez)- It’s easy for Bobby to switch up between oh so loving to closed off and empty. And yet, on mornings like this, you just wish that he’d come back to bed.

♡Spencer Reid- les (by childish gambino)-Spencer is getting tired of hiding you, and he might just be a little tipsy in the back of a taxi, sending the sneakiest of pictures of you to Morgan. He’s always said that he hates secrets.

♡Jake Peralta- crawling back to you (do i wanna know? by hozier)- Jake knows that he’s annoying, and he likes to think that he knows when to stop. But no, he doesn’t stop until you get scolded by the captain, and all of a sudden, he feels awfully, terribly sorry.

notes: these are all requested bots, sorry if they aren’t very good or valentines themed, it’s just that i didn’t really have much time to make anything else. credit to @toastray for the amazing dividers!

the link to each bot is the little red heart, happy Valentine’s Day, remember that bots aren’t real people, take a break if you find yourself getting too attached x

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

[greaserdreams]

put together all of the bobs “cherry get in the car now!”

( i don’t have rj’s bob 🥲)

[sweetbiscuitangeltrash]

Brought my camera to the outsiders stage door on Friday! My friend and I gave out yellow tulips as well!

Please don't steal them, I'm begging 😭

[churgled]

spongeboy me boob

[1976desire]

joan baez and bob dylan at a press conference, hamburg, germany, 1984. photo by patrick piel

[spongepost-squareblog]

The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances

[z0mb1ie-g1rl]

Made a new background for my computer on picmix

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[jonathanbonathanjovi]

some gems from this week’s 7:15 live

[nobitchs-world]

Me when I secretly take two uncrustables instead of one

[vxmpire-vxlle]

[1terabyte]

High Fashion SpongeBob 🧽 🌊

[greaserdreams]

jpc paul u will always be famous