#boblin and bob/teddy/linda are the only serious bob ships anyway. 2 me | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

br1ghtestlight · 1 year ago

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if bob was a single dad and linda wasn't in the picture enemies to lovers jimmy pesto and bob would be incredibly tempting. but that would also make tina and jimmy jr step siblings which isnt what i want for either of them 😭 having ur first kiss with your future step sibling. man. but I love the homoeroticism of it all. love pathetic middle aged men who hate each other

#jimmy jr and tina aside i think andy ollie and louise would LOVE being each other's siblings. and gene too #he'd finally have a brother!!#i dont think that bob and jimmy would ever be like an actual couple though like weird tense hookups make sense but they wouldnt like.#get married or move in together. for SO MANY reasons #if linda wasn't around teddy is the obvious choice if u consider whats best for the family #fischoeder is the funniest option #and pesto is if you consider what would be the absolute worst for the family and then do that #secret fourth option: bob x jimmy pesto's ex wife #BOB X RUDY'S MOM OR DAD sorry okay i will stop #boblin and bob/teddy/linda are the only serious bob ships anyway. 2 me #txt #bob's burgers

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