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[stabbed-monster]

I noticed there is the open-legends command in the Steam DFHack (Thanks modders) and i could check who this guy trully is.

First of all he's much older than i originally thought:

In his infancy he just made some friends and i guess just had a regular child infancy playing make believe in Lullgalley, a fortress founded by the Tomb of Esteeming (my civ). At 18 he became a bowyer and quickly unionized rising to steward of his guild

He got enlisted into the army defending some settlements against the Puce Immorality, a Goblin civ, not before finding some lovers and even getting married at his 30

At his 30s some shadowy stuff starts going on. A dwarf from a goblin civ claimed to be from our civ and tricked him to extract information. Then lost all of his money gambling at "The Devourer of Gold", not gonna say anything abt that.

He kept fighting in some battles and even made friends along the way

His 40s were marked by his divorce and several lovers. He was still good at the war thing so kept on fighting

Then disgrace arose. At his 54-55 years (It maches what it says in his information card) he profaned the temple of Kashben Leaflilacs the god of rain and trees and the god cursed him to prowl the night searching for blood

He married again but got divorced and got another lover. Sadly he had to flee his home fortress because people were starting to suspect him about the murders and moved to the mountain halls of Tourattic where he got married again and worked as a gelder

After a few years of gelding he got some vision and became a piligrim, walking the land to pray and spread the word of the gods i guess

In the dark fortress of Sinfate he became a Prophet. Sinfate was a goblin dark fortress ruled by Whirethy Bogbash the Dour a slate grey demon (a humanoid koala with a poisonous bite and long wavy hair asociated with torture and misery) so murders were quite common there. Also this was the capital of The Puce Immorality, the same civ that he started fighting against, and still keeps fighting aginst to this day.

Five years in that wretched place made him more ambitious and he divorced his wife, got a new lover and formed a criminal band. The main gang on the whole fortress

The gang plotted a bunch of stuff and stole a lot of artifacts up to the year 310. Also in the meantime he got into a religion called "The Flaxxed Denomination", this religion worships Kashen Leafliliacs, the same god that cursed him. Maybe he was looking for redemption

There was no redemption to be found because after successfully governing the underworld of Sinfates for almost two centuries he was tricked in the year 316 to give information. He also suffered mobbing and left the gang and the fortress. for the Allied Mire, the same place where he fought his very first battle against the Puce Immorality (this place was at first a lair of monsters and titans, people settled in after the beasts went down).

Alone and enraged he used his power to extort a human for money. He used that money as bribes to get some agents in a human settlement

Also as a night creature started ambushing and attacking passerbys with not much luck. During this time he randomly became an enemy of The Portal of Air, the rulers of Geardanks, a dwarven fortress and with that, an enemy of the wole civilization of The Dipped Paint.

He settled in Cryptgloves, my fortress in the 510 where we teached him necromancy and made him the formidable warrior that is today (he also killed a bunch of kids but i guess that's ok)

He has been with us for almost 19 years and his killcount is evergrowing thanks to being untirable and fighting/resurrecting people until they are pulp in the ground. Now he has all of his physical stats maxed and tolerates all the gore and horror a creature can tolerate. I almost forgot that he became a baron randomly while he was looking for an artifact:

He still adrently adores Kishben Leafliliacs despite the curse the god has put on him and remembers his parents and three ex-wives. Also i think it should be noted that he's no longer a baron probably because a group of goblins had conquered Fiendallied after 376 years of dwarven occupation

His kill count is a bit bloated thanks to the resurrection stuff but those are kills nontheless:

Future is looking bright for this dwarf as now that has maxed every combat skill and has a perfect body for combat he's ready to lead the charge to topple the same civs that he spent centuries warring against.

I wanna tell you about my favorite dwarf.

This guy:

He wasn't a necromancer when he first got here but that's ok as i'm currently doing a necromancer/undead fort. Also he is kind of a liar since he tells everyone he's just 54 years old and that his name is "Steel Relievedarches"

And currently is chained because has quite the historial:

His first plot dates back to 164. Dwarves are adults at 18y old and currently is the year 526. This indicates that the guy is at least 380 years old. Despite this, he is well conserved (and quite hot) as he is also a vampire

I assigned him a bunch of roles on the fortress because he's just that useful. He is a natural leader as before coming here as citicen he managed to grab important roles in his former civs as steward of a bowyers guild and leader of his own gang of criminals. His former civ now doesn't exist probably exterminated by the goblins or the several necromancer towers active (My local government is The Doors of Strapping and our civ The Tomb of Esteeming)

He has been chained for five years now and still has to wait a bit more because he doesn't stop killing the performersi hire as they are the only population that's trully alive in the fort. He also has tried to steal a bunch of artifacts:

Being such a ruthless criminal and general headache, why i love him so much? First of all he's bisexual and at some point managed to get a polycule of seven lovers (idk if it was all the weird undead interactions and bugs or the long imprisonment but now doesn't have any relations)

He also is in a special squad i called Hellrisen. The squad goal is to have one (or several) undead necromancer so they can train endlessly on the pile of reanimated corpses i keep under the fortress from all the failed attempts of getting intelligent undead. They could also raise all the invaders we keep getting, maxing quickly all their stats and combat skills. I managed to put him in there and he got quite a killstreak

That was ok but at the moment he was killing any child too so i decided that since he also was legendary ambusher and schemer and had plenty of social abilities i could use him to track and steal some artifacts which he did quite well. Until one day he dissapeared.

I was kinda sad because i was getting attached to him and he had a couple of artifacts on him as well as divine metal armor. A few weeks later the queen came to the fortress to make it the capital. And this attracted plenty of nobles from around the world. At some point a random baron asked for residency and i checked on him. It was the guy that somehow managed to capture(?) a fort and get a title for himself. After that he came back to his luxurious rooms here in Cryptgloves just to get thrown into the most luxurious cell he could hope for with the most expensive armor and weapons money can buy

Idk how his left glove gauntlet ended up in a tree but we recovered it and is now sitting in a stockpile waiting for 600 something days. His clothes are that rotten because i usually forget to check on him since he can't do much

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Sharing widely for the first time, here’s my TFOC Bogbash! He’s a upbeat and determined paleontologist who values his friends more than himself, though he can be irritatingly reckless, often getting himself into trouble. His alt is an amphibious jeep loosely inspired by the ones that appeared in the most recent Indiana Jones movie, and he was my first real TFOC that I put time into. Hope y’all enjoy!

From left to right:

Masked, Unmasked, Previous version, and bottom is my first drawing of him