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Brad Pitt: Cleaning Day

-Brad x Reader-

!!CW!! — None

Synopsis: Though you enjoy spending time with your neighbor — Brad — you can’t deny that he’s got a serious hygiene issue. His body is dirty, his house is dirty… and damn, his mind is dirty too. He usually lives like an overgrown sewer rat, but — by some miracle — you’ve managed to stop by his place on a rare occasion — Cleaning Day — and, in the spirit of friendship, you’ve volunteered your help. Though he doesn’t take you up on your offer quite the way you expected him to — as far as cleaning the apartment goes — he does have a job for you… and there’s something in you that just can’t refuse it.

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A/N: I saw a few photos and gifs of Brad going to town on his belly button (posted them all below) and lost my fucking mind!!! God, these are so damn hot😫!!! The idea of him being a gross bastard to his core — just living in dirt — and helping him clean things up is like heaven in my mind… especially after seeing him dig for gold like that. Also, sorry if the writing isn’t the best. It was super late when I first wrote this, and I haven’t revised it in months. Anyway, this story doesn’t really have much to it… it’s literally just the interaction before things get weird… but I may pump out a part 2 for it, if I’m feeling up to it. Anyway, enjoy!!!

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You love going over to Brad's house, it's your favorite hangout spot on the weekends — when you don't have to go to work. You have a good time whenever you're there — playing card games with him and his girlfriend, smoking old cigars, and drinking cheap beer, right out of the case. You feel like a kid in a playground when you're hanging out at his place... but his apartment is far from perfect. Brad's got a pretty major issue with dirt... it seems to pile up wherever he goes. He always got a bunch of shit laid out all over his place — grody, smelly underwear strewn out around the room; old food containers that needed to be thrown away ages ago; and loads of loose, stinking trash. You try to excuse his less-than-satisfactory cleaning habits... as deplorable as they are. He's a close friend of yours... and you grew up with seven older brothers at home — what's a few pairs of nasty underwear to you? If you've learned anything from your childhood, it's that a little dirt never hurt anyone... even if there's a lot of it. You're at Brad's door now — on the first Saturday of the month — waiting for him to answer your knock.

"Hey," he beams, opening up for you, "What's up, mi compadre? It's been a while, huh?" He's standing in his doorway — butt-naked — with only a set of yellow cleaning gloves to cover his hands. It's a nice sight for sore eyes — the look of his lean, toned body... his well-defined v-line, and smooth thighs — but definitely not what you were expecting to see at this time of day.

"Y—Yeah...," you stammer, trying your best to stop your eyes from wandering too far down, "... about a week... I think. How you been... man?"

"Pretty good... pretty damn good." He gives you a quick once-over with his eyes — taking note of the fact that you're wearing clothes — then looks down at himself. "Oh... uh, so about that, mi amigo. It's... uh... cleaning day around here. I like to be free when I clean... let the little guy out for some fresh air, ya know... give 'em a nice mist-bath with the good stuff."

"Uh... cool," you reply, awkwardly staring down and his junk, "Well... I hate to bother you on cleaning day, but are we still on for the evening? I brought this new racing game I think you'd like. You can make your own car... customize the license plate, and all that kind of stuff."

"Nah, man," he sighs, looking back into his den, "Can't today. Gotta fix the place up. You can, uh... come back tomorrow though. I'm game then, if you are." He rubs a hand over his chiseled abs. They're pretty great for a guy who sits around on his ass all day — well defined, like an eight-pack of bread rolls. He's gotta be on steroids, or some hard drugs — it's the only explanation that could make any sense... for everything.

"Yeah... yeah... I'm down with that. I'll definitely come by tomorrow. I'm still free today though... I could stay and help you clean if you need."

He gives you a half-cocked smile. "Nah, man... you don't have to do that."

"Oh... okay. I don't know why I even offered. I'm sure a guy in as good a shape as you can handle a thorough house-cleaning on his own."

"Oh... thanks. You won't believe this, but I'm totally stuffed right now, dude. Found an old box of donuts tucked under my bed... couldn't not eat 'em." He looks down at his stomach, and pulls at the skin on his belly button. "Guess my abs still show pretty nice, huh?"

"Yeah. They're pretty sick."

He pulls up at his skin — admiring each and every ab on his stomach — then tugs at the rim of his belly button once more. "Woah," he says to himself, "Looks pretty gnarly in there. Guess I gotta clean that too. A little spray oughta do."

Brad looks back up at you, with a douchey smirk across his face, and starts poking around inside the hole. His yellow-gloved finger swivels around within the confines of the tight rim, squelching and slipping with the sound of rubber and sweat... it does something to you. You feel yourself getting flustered almost immediately — jittery, and warm all over — although you have no idea exactly why. He's an attractive man — no doubt about that — standing completely naked before you, in all his sculpted glory.... and though he looks like a Roman dream, seeing him in his natural state isn't what's thrown you for a loop. You've been at his door for minutes now, without having a single reaction to his nudity — not even the slightest erection — and yet, the mere sight of him touching his navel has got you throbbing.

"Digging for gold, huh?" You joke, trying to diffuse your sudden tension. "Those gloves really came in handy. Wouldn't wanna get all that gunk on your finger."

"Sure," he shrugs, putting the rubbery digit up to his right nostril. There's specks of black dirt and lint all over it — gross stuff from the depths of his umbilical hole. It's obvious that it hasn't seen a drop of soap in ages... but what else would you expect from a guy like him? Brad's the kind of guy who brags about how many days he can go with a single pair of underwear around his hips (8 days is his most recent record)... who fills his tub up with bleach, to wash his dirty sheets when they start to stink... the kind of slob who eats months-old donuts from under his bed, without a single qualm. "Woah... that stinks," he groans, pulling his head back from his finger, "Get a whiff of that."

He puts his hand up to your face, swiping the black speckles right over your lips. "Woah! God, man! What's on that thing," you exclaim. Acting purely on instinct, you push his hand away, and cover your nose with your shirt. His glove smells disgusting — of old cheese and festering sweat — like the deepest crevice of an armpit, that hasn't seen a single swipe of deodorant for years. You can only describe the odor as... horrid. "Damn, Brad! You gotta spray something in there, dude! What the fuck!"

"I know... that's awful." He closes his eyes for a second, taking another swipe of the scent for himself, and leans in. "You, uh.... said you're free today, right?"

"Yeah... I am."

"Well, uh... if you insist on staying, you could help me clean. An assistant spot just opened up around here... cleaning assistant, that is... and I know a good place where you can start."

"Really? Okay. What do you want me to clean first?"

He grabs your shoulder with his soiled glove, and ushers you into his apartment. "Here's the thing, man. Um... I'm gonna need a little help getting around in there, ya know? Why don't you, uh... get down on the floor... and clean it out for me. I swear it's not a big job... just something quick... for the both of us."

"W—What's that?"

"It's, uh... it's my belly button. Go ahead and get in there for me... clean it up a little." He forces you onto your knees with a smile on his face, looking down at you like you're one of the numerous streetwalkers that he pays to sleep with him, every now and then. "Get going, man... that thing won't clean itself." His dick is right in front of your face — hanging over his balls — half-erect.

"Uh... okay... you answer," staring nervously at his cock. That hot feeling in your face intensifies — shooting throughout your entire body — and commands you to do as he pleases. "Want me to use that blue spray over on the windowsill? That's Windex, right? I think Windex is pretty good on skin."

"No... no," he whispers, "Use your tongue... like a cat. The tongue is a great tool, dude... nature's sponge. They're super sensitive... can get into every nook and cranny of any object. Just feel around in there, man... pick out some of the crap. I know there's a lot more gunk where that came from." His hand gently caresses your chin, pulling you in closer to the shallow hole. You can smell it from where you are — the terrible sweaty odor is ripe on your nostrils.

"The... the crap?"

"Yeah. Go ahead, man... time's a'ticking. Oh, and once you finish the job, I'll let you play that racing game on the TV in my bedroom... while I clean this place up. But you gotta do it well, okay. I'll watch you work... and inspect it once you're done. It don't have to be spotless... just lick around until you don't taste anymore dirt." His dick twitches in front of your face, perking up at the mere thought of you licking his belly button. He's got lust in his eyes, and that same douchey grin on his face — staring down at you. "Now, let's see that pretty little tongue of yours get to work, huh."

"Oh... okay. Sure."

Thanks for reading ❤️❤️❤️!!!

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The Bravest And Most Lovely Celeb Child Bumps

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The Bravest And Most Lovely Celeb Child Bumps

Celebrities determine to have households like the remainder of us, and fortunately, many haven’t been shy about exhibiting off their beautiful bumps on digicam. Some are new to the infant sport, however this isn’t the primary rodeo for lots of the mamas pictured right here. We love that they need to share their glowing our bodies with us — hold these images coming, women.

With so many moms-to-be at present sharing this magical time with the world, we thought it might be fascinating to look again on among the most high-profile being pregnant images lately. Try this gorgeous assortment of previous and current buns within the oven.

Ciara unabashedly shared her rising child bump throughout social media whereas she was preggers, and by the look of her images, she was glad as might be. She all the time sported large smiles as she confirmed off her beautiful curves, and boy did she look good.

The 31-year-old singer now has two youngsters, although her first with husband Russell Wilson. They introduced the large information just some quick months after their July 2016 marriage ceremony. Ciara additionally has a two-year-old son with rapper and ex-fiancé Future. The younger boy is reportedly thrilled along with his new little sister, who is called Sienna Princess Wilson.

Mila Kunis welcomed her second child with Ashton Kutcher into the world in late November 2016. The being pregnant was no secret, as snapshots of her rising stomach exploded throughout the web all through the final half of 2016, exhibiting Kunis often in cozy apparel (although she undoubtedly doesn’t look any worse for it).

Whereas she didn’t boast a lot in the way in which of fancy shoots in the course of the being pregnant the second time round, throughout her first she spent fairly a little bit of time within the highlight, dressed to impress and exhibiting off her stunning tummy. We’re glad she was not too shy to indicate it off.

Talking of Ashton Kutcher, his former girl Demi Moore was a pioneer on this planet of feminism, presenting her gorgeous pregnant stomach in a Vainness Honest cowl photograph over 20 years in the past in 1991. Her nude pose, utilizing her hand as a makeshift bra, has develop into an iconic a part of movie star photograph historical past, notably on this planet of well-known child bumps.

On the time, this shot was stunning for the mainstream media, which works to indicate how a lot our society has grown to embrace the fantastic thing about pregnant mamas since then. We salute you, Demi. We love residing in a world the place the infant bumps of our favourite celeb moms-to-be are proudly flaunted each which method.

As regards to beautiful celeb child bellies of years previous, there isn’t a technique to miss the bombshell pop star Britney Spears’ being pregnant images in 2006. For a star whose physique was an icon for sexiness, then 24-year-old Spears acquired a great deal of consideration as her physique reworked to carry a rising child.

On the time, not all that focus was constructive, however wanting again, it’s clear to see how the erotic images of her pregnant physique taken for Harper’s Bazaar characteristic served as an essential cultural function in asserting as soon as once more, like Demi Moore had accomplished, that pregnant our bodies are gorgeous. And oh how gorgeous Britney’s was.

Bear in mind Beyoncés Video Music Awards being pregnant announcement in 2011 as she unbuttoned her glittering Dolce & Gabbana jacket and rubbed her stomach the way in which solely moms-to-be do?

It was a ravishing method for her to share that information with all her followers as they spent the earlier months pondering whether or not or not the rumors of her being pregnant have been true. She was in a position to hold the key for thus lengthy because of her fashionable wardrobe ways, although the true story of why she and baby-daddy Jay Z needed to maintain it quiet all that point might without end stay a thriller to the general public.

Should you haven’t heard, the elegant magnificence Natalie Portman has now had two youngsters. She grew to become a bit extra daring throughout her second being pregnant, and we weren’t unhappy about her exhibiting off extra pores and skin.

In a maternity shoot for Vainness Honest, her naked physique was draped in a sheet along with her hand cradling an uncovered stomach. This was decidedly within the type of Demi Moore’s well-known photograph from 1991. All now we have to say is wow, isn’t this gorgeous! Throughout her being pregnant, Portman was nominated for an Oscar for her starring function in Jackie, as she supplied a not-surprisingly excellent efficiency in her function as former First Woman Jackie Kennedy. What a technique to start 2017.

It wasn’t simply Natalie Portman who channeled Demi Moore’s 1991 being pregnant photograph for Vainness Honest. Supermodel Cindy Crawford additionally sported the enduring bare-all pose on the duvet of W again in 1999 at seven months pregnant along with her first little one, Presley.

This mama-to-be had her reservations about showing fully nude for this photograph, however finally got here round, and we’re grateful for that–she seems to be like an angel on this shot. How fortunate we’re to have the ability to look again on the historical past of celeb child bumps and discover such unimaginable images. Kudos to you Ms. Crawford, for being part of it.

Pregnant along with her second little one in 2016 at age 42, Alanis Morissette let her child bump take over the present on this extraordinary nude photograph underwater. She posted the photograph to her Instagram account with an cute quote from her five-year-old son.

“It’s a must to be further light round women as a result of they’re essentially the most useful individuals on this planet ‘trigger they make individuals.” Effectively stated, younger man. I assume it isn’t shocking that Morissette, a singer-songwriter whose lyrics are well-known for his or her daring language, determined to share such a novel and daring photograph with us.

Mariah Carey’s nude photograph shoot for Life & Type in 2011 occurred solely days earlier than she gave beginning to her twins with Nick Cannon. , it isn’t unusual for a pregnant mama to really feel self-conscious, so taking a pic meant for the general public eye, not to mention for cowl, takes tons of braveness.

Props to Mariah for sharing this intimate second with us all, for being part of the gorgeous motion of baring that child bump. The singer has acquired loads of criticism as she’s gone via her fair proportion of ups and downs–however this photograph presents one of many ups to be happy with.

Nobody ever claimed pop star Christina Aguilera was reserved in exhibiting off her banging physique, so it is smart that in her second being pregnant in 2014, it was no completely different.

This mom-to-be saved up her stage presence lengthy after her stunning child bump started to steal the highlight. This risque and sumptuous black-and-white shot is from her photograph shoot for V Journal. From that look on her face, it’s clear she loved her maternity and embraced these horny pure curves that accompanied it–and with these pics floating round, she was not the one one having fun with it.

Although this beautiful actress has six children, however she has solely been pregnant twice, and a type of occasions she bore twins. The remainder have been adopted, certainly the results of Angelina Jolie’s monumental coronary heart.

Not lengthy earlier than her due date in summer season of 2008, Jolie posed all smiles beside then-husband Brad Pitt on the crimson carpet at Cannes Movie Competition, exhibiting off her voluptuous stomach beneath an beautiful inexperienced costume. Right here’s a enjoyable truth concerning the twins beneath that costume: their first images have been offered to Folks Journal for $14 million, all of which was promptly donated to charity. At this level, it’s no secret that Jolie is gorgeous each in and out.

In 2010, supermodel Claudia Schiffer posed for Vogue Germany in a collection of sultry images by which her seven-month-pregnant stomach is the co-star.

The quilt shot is a nude within the actual pose of Demi Moore’s iconic 1991 photograph, although it doesn’t seem overdone, even when is has been accomplished time and time once more. If we’re being actual, a unadorned supermodel posing pregnant is unlikely to garner damaging consideration, even when it’s mainly an equivalent shot for 200 of them, proper? We’re fortunate that girls as beautiful as Claudia are prepared to strip all the way down to nothing and exhibit their naked child bumps to the world.

Whereas Victoria Secret mannequin Alessandra Ambrosio had been pregnant earlier than, it was throughout her second being pregnant in 2011 that she strutted sexily down the catwalk just like the goddess that she is, and being solely 4 months in, it was hardly noticeable.

All that apart, this Brazillian magnificence has photograph upon photograph exhibiting a full stomach that’s clearly with little one. In every one, whether or not it’s a golden seaside shot, or a horny nude shot in black and white (the place she modeled for Brazilian jewellery model Vivara), she makes these 9 months of maternity seem like nothing put pure bliss.

Throughout Latin pop goddess Shakira’s second being pregnant, as a substitute of doing a canopy shoot for a big-name journal, she and her long-time beau Gerard Piqué (soccer hunk of FC Barcelona) determined to share their maternity images on social media as a substitute throughout a digital child bathe.

The couple joined with UNICEF for this occasion, the place items like mosquito nets and polio vaccines might be bought for distribution amongst youngsters in among the poorer communities throughout the globe. Not solely does this Columbian singer look completely gorgeous along with her stomach coming out of a shimmering gold outfit, she has a coronary heart of gold inside her as properly.

Kim Kardashian, you both love her otherwise you hate her. Nonetheless, it’s onerous to disclaim the sensual glow of a pregnant girl, not to mention of a ravishing movie star resembling Kim whereas she rocks her pregnant stomach just like the star that she is.

However among the criticism she acquired for numerous maternity outfit decisions (lest we bear in mind the floral costume she wore to a gala on the MET), everyone knows this can be a girl with curves to die for. Throughout her second being pregnant in 2015, she aptly flaunted her wonderful child bump in a bronze bikini whereas vacationing within the Caribbean along with her household.

Having bother discovering footage of Latina actress Jessica Alba bearing her blossoming stomach throughout her 2008 being pregnant might be an indication that the flawlessly engaging actress didn’t discover herself to be as flawless as we did as she got here to time period.

Whereas the remainder of the world was certainly gawking as her mom-to-be glow radiated from her like sunshine, everyone knows that many ladies don’t love how they give the impression of being throughout maternity. Whether it is any comfort, Ms. Alba, we love how being pregnant appeared on you, and this beautiful photograph taken on the crimson carpet is not any exception.

The R&B diva Alicia Keys spent her months of being pregnant throughout 2014 flaunting extra than simply her unimaginable voice–she shared her burgeoning child bump with the world, too.

It’s true that an eight-months pregnant Alicia Keys didn’t let her stomach get in between her and her piano, nor gradual her down in spreading her concepts all through the world. Late within the being pregnant, she posted a putting nude photograph of herself with a big peace signal painted on her stomach to Instagram, stating: “It’s you and me on a mission to create a kinder and extra peaceable world.” What a ravishing technique to ship a message.

Throughout each her first and second being pregnant, Blake Full of life turned maternity type into nothing wanting downright hip, to not point out horny as all the time. Pair that along with her breathtaking pure magnificence, and it was all us onlookers may do however let our jaws drop as we drooled.

Oh, how we liked watching her glow that maternal glow as her child bump grew (together with the dimensions of her smile). She went excessive style, she went hippie informal, she outdid herself each time she stepped exterior. At this level, there may simply be a small a part of us holding out hope that she’ll desire a third little one so we are able to watch her dazzle us with a child in tow another time.

Bristol Palin, now a former Dancing with the Stars contestant and memoirist, first garnered fame as Sarah Palin’s unwed, pregnant, teenage daughter, however occasions, they’ve modified. She introduced in December 2016 that she is carrying her third little one, and judging from her social media posts, she and her household have been fairly enthusiastic about it.

No matter controversy existed in years previous about her unconventional home selections has melted away. Bristol gave beginning to daughter Atlee Bay in Might 2017, and we’re certain that’s the main focus of her life now. Congrats!

Singer Jessica Simpson was yet one more celeb to tackle the well-known Demi Moore pose whereas exhibiting off her very pregnant stomach (to not point out her vibrantly glowing pores and skin) on the duvet of Elle in 2012.

Like we stated earlier than, it has develop into a well-liked pose for a cause, and Jessica’s model is not any completely different in its means to seize eyes. Not the photograph itself, however her willingness to pose within the nude got here as a little bit of a shock, given the way in which she had beforehand saved her stomach coated. That being stated, I don’t assume anybody was complaining about her resolution to flaunt that scorching mama-to-be physique.