#brazil: sorry no bolsonaro is really sad rn | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

dubiousdisco · 1 year

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still thinking about the russian spy caught in brazil who wasn't even spying. he was gonna spy later. this was his weekend before the job and he got caught. russia is asking for him back. Fucking russia asking for their spy back. he wasn't even doing spying yet.

#brazil might give him back because br depends 50% of russia and ukraine and Brazil is a member of BRICS but it might also. not.#russia: can we please have our spy back #brazil: sorry no bolsonaro is really sad rn #russia: we're not gonna send the wheat anymore #brazil: he's just so sad rn idk what to tell you #the guy was caught during the internship in the easiest country he could try not to be caught #level 1 dificulty (because brazil russia brics)#and people were saying 'yeah dude was a gringo he drew so much attention lol idk'#'he was carrying personal documents and pictures from russia and stuff' SIR???#and this dude was gonna get to the war crimes tribunal ok

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