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foundfamilynonsense · 3 months

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Y’know the tv romance we never see anymore? Not the ‘will they won’t they’ but the ‘they were basically confirmed in the first five episodes but the show has been going on for six years now and the show runners think if they actually let them become a couple the show will peter out and die bc they have no other conflict ideas so the impossible tension gets stretched and stretched and they have three one night stands that are never mentioned again and confess their love twice but by the end of the show they only get together in the last episode and it’s really frustrating and disappointing for everyone involved’

I mean. Today I see canonically queer characters labeled as queerbaiting bc they don’t get together fast enough.

#bro they made Luke have a 13 year old daughter so he and Lorelei would BREAK UP and not get married #bc… they thought the marriage would have the be the last episode I guess??#Josh gets on a fucking airplane and goes to France when Donna gets hurt and they invent some guy there to stop that from happening #I’m watching Northern Exposure and I want to blow my brains out bc these two have confessed love or asked each other out like three times #and the next episode they act like it didn’t happen #they were talking about having children together (theoretically) on episode 4 #I don’t even ship these people!#I don’t even go here!#but good god just let them have sex already

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