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cupofkey · 7 months

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i should be asleep rn but i want u guys to know alfred’s gas station order is a hot cup of shitty burnt 7/11 coffee with 2 creamers, a king size butterfinger bar, and a bag of bbq sunflower seeds. sometimes he’ll get a 1L of aquafina if he’s feeling a little crunchy

#rant #shitposting #hws america #my hcs #just in that kinda mood rn i feel it is very important to let u know these things #brought to you by a former gas station employee. its been years but the memories remain #bonus: his guilty pleasure is a can of skoal. someone revoke this man’s wallet #but you can’t tell me he isn’t a little bit redneck at heart

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