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Courtney is going to leave for a few weeks and she is leaving Bryan and Duncan in charge of taking care of their Racoons Brittany. Would they be able to take good care of her

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Packers Training Camp Day 5 Notes

Packers Notes

#Packers GM Brian Gutekunst says "we needed depth" at RB, likes how the position looks now with Corey Grant and Darrin Hall additions.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

#Packers GM Brian Gutekunst on joint practices with the #Texans – “It allows your ones to take valuable reps against another team without exposing your QB to injury. That’s really valuable.”

— Jim Owczarski (@JimOwczarski) July 30, 2019

Mmmmm. Donuts…. pic.twitter.com/AgJweiVVxY

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

Tony Brown yelling that someone needs to line up on the back who’s been split wide in red zone. Offense goes quick for an easy score. Pettine is…displeased.

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

#Packers practice ends at 1 hour, 50 minutes.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Looked like Matt LaFleur pulled the No. 1 offense after one play in the final team period because of a turnover. Jaire Alexander force fumble after Davante Adams caught a slant. Blake Martinez recovered it. We'll see what LaFleur says about that after… https://t.co/1ygyqzHoTp

— Rob Demovsky (@RobDemovsky) July 30, 2019

“If you wanna be great you gotta have urgency” – MLF at the end of practice huddle

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Brutal display from the offense in final team period. https://t.co/MksxTjdM8W

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

Head Coach Matt LaFleur reviews Tuesday's #PackersCamp practice 🎥 https://t.co/lti0D6zGjU

— Green Bay Packers (@packers) July 30, 2019

Injuries

Packers DNPs today: S Darnell Savage (teeth), CB Josh Jackson (foot), RB Jamaal Williams (hammy), K Mason Crosby (calf), LB Kendall Donnerson (hammy), OT Jason Spriggs (trap), DL Fadol Brown (calf) and LB Greg Roberts (PUP). New RB Darrin Hall here after missing last practice.

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) July 30, 2019

And Graham is back on the field https://t.co/ykYEo8qonX

— Rob Demovsky (@RobDemovsky) July 30, 2019

QB

Aaron Rodgers

First turnover of the day. Ento picks off Wilkins and Rodgers makes the tackles

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Aaron Rodgers goes deep to…. Kevin King. INT.

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) July 30, 2019

PA rollout and Rodgers leads MVS just a little too far. Had his man beat.

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Nice play by Robert Tonyan, again repping with the 1s, beating Kevin King on a crossing route over the middle and catching a pass from Aaron Rodgers. Good way to get the QB’s attention.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

AR finds MVS across the middle. Tight coverage from Jaire.

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

DeShone Kizer

Sweet throw from Kizer on an over route to Moore off play action in team work. Coverage was good, just great placement. Nice catch and run from Moore.

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

Kizer drops in a TD to Hall after motioning out. Coverage bust. Then Kizer finds EQ St Brown on the opposite side in the back of the end zone #Packers

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

Tim Boyle

Tim Boyle finds Trevor Davis, who makes a nice catch, even with Kevin King all over him

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) July 30, 2019

Manny Wilkins

Manny Wilkins airmailed a deep comeback to Lazard that ends up being picked off by Kabion Ento. Brutal throw.

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

WR

DavanteAdams

Davante Adams got Jaire Alexander all turned around on that rep. Catch Adams.

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) July 30, 2019

MVS

PA rollout and Rodgers leads MVS just a little too far. Had his man beat.

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

AR finds MVS across the middle. Tight coverage from Jaire.

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Geronimo

EQ

Kizer drops in a TD to Hall after motioning out. Coverage bust. Then Kizer finds EQ St Brown on the opposite side in the back of the end zone #Packers

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

Trevor Davis

Great contested catch by Trevor Davis.

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

First kickoff coverage: Davis, Brown, Tonyan, Shepherd, Crawford, Burks, Kumerow, Fackrell, Greene, Jones. Ficken at kicker with Crosby out.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Jake Kumerow

First kickoff coverage: Davis, Brown, Tonyan, Shepherd, Crawford, Burks, Kumerow, Fackrell, Greene, Jones. Ficken at kicker with Crosby out.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

J’Mon Moore

Sweet throw from Kizer on an over route to Moore off play action in team work. Coverage was good, just great placement. Nice catch and run from Moore.

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

Nice job coming back to the ball by J’Mon Moore on a deep dig vs pressure. Rodgers had to trust the WR would read it like he did, and Moore delivered. Solid practice so far from the second year wide out.

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

Teo Redding

Allen Lazard

Kabion Ento

Really good play by #Packers CB Kabion Ento, undercutting WR Allen Lazard to intercept Manny Wilkins. Ento is a big corner, great vertical, and former college WR. Showed some ball skills there.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Darrius Shepherd

Speedy Darrius Shepherd on one kickoff coverage. Late add at receiver showing up on special teams and in that WR rotation

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

Jawill Davis

Malik Taylor

RB

Aaron Jones

Aaron Jones is spending time catching passes from WR coach Alvis Whitted. Next to him? Marquez Valdes-Scantling & Davante Adams. #Packers

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) July 30, 2019

First kickoff coverage: Davis, Brown, Tonyan, Shepherd, Crawford, Burks, Kumerow, Fackrell, Greene, Jones. Ficken at kicker with Crosby out.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Jamaal Williams

Jamaal Williams is putting work in on the JUGS machine too, with Mark Murphy watching on.

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) July 30, 2019

Tra Carson

Dexter Williams

Corey Grant

Darrin Hall

Aaron Rodgers pitches the ball to new RB Darrin Hall during individuals #Packers pic.twitter.com/KCYzYVTHm3

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

Kizer drops in a TD to Hall after motioning out. Coverage bust. Then Kizer finds EQ St Brown on the opposite side in the back of the end zone #Packers

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

FB

Danny Vitale

Vitale getting rep as the third down back next to Rodgers

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

TE

Jimmy Graham

Marcedes Lewis

Jace Sternberger

Robert Tonyan

Nice play by Robert Tonyan, again repping with the 1s, beating Kevin King on a crossing route over the middle and catching a pass from Aaron Rodgers. Good way to get the QB’s attention.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

First kickoff coverage: Davis, Brown, Tonyan, Shepherd, Crawford, Burks, Kumerow, Fackrell, Greene, Jones. Ficken at kicker with Crosby out.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Evan Baylis

Malcolm Johnson

Pharoah McKeveer

OT

David Bakhtiari

Bakhtiari v Za’Darius, I’ll watch this all day. Z wins round 1.

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

David Bakhtiari's explanation on losing his pair of one-on-one reps vs. Za'Darius Smith: "I kind of forgot what it felt like to lose. So I kind of wanted to lose two in a row to see how I respond for the rest of practice.”

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Bryan Bulaga

Jason Spriggs

Alex Light

Keke took Ws against Pankey, Light and McCray

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Justin McCray

Keke took Ws against Pankey, Light and McCray

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Gerhard De Beer

Anthony Coyle

Yosuah Nijman

OG

Lane Taylor

Billy Turner

Elgton Jenkins

Elgton Jenkins at Center with the twos.

— Bill Huber (@PackerReport) July 30, 2019

Elgton Jenkins is all man. Impressive in 1 on 1s.

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

ZaDarius Smith and Rashan Gary looking good again in one on ones. Kyler Fackrell had a pair of wins too. Elgton Jenkins looked good at center. I had him down for three Ws in my super scientific analysis #Packers

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

Cole Madison

Wrote about Madison at center the other day. Just had a horrendous shotgun snap.

— Bill Huber (@PackerReport) July 30, 2019

Adam Pankey

Keke took Ws against Pankey, Light and McCray

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Lucas Patrick

OC

Corey Linsley

DT

Kenny Clark

Kenny Clark giving Lane Taylor the business in 1 v 1s

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Dean Lowry

Montravius Adams

How did Montravius Adams feel when DC Mike Pettine, who now calls Adams defense's most improved player, didn't think highly of him when they first met in 2018? "For me, it was great … With him saying that, it was like, ‘I am going to prove to him that I am who I think I am.'"

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) July 30, 2019

Kenny Clark, the Packers' best D-lineman, agreed with DC Mike Pettine that Montravius Adams is the defense's most improved player: "We already knew he had the ability. His get-off is better than all of ours. He's quick off the ball. He's strong, country strong. It's crazy."

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) July 30, 2019

James Looney

Tyler Lancaster

Kingsley Keke

Keke took Ws against Pankey, Light and McCray

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Fadol Brown

Greg Roberts

Deon Simon

Olive Sagapolu

EDGE

Zadarius Smith

Za’Darius Smith and Rashan Gary were working with the defensive linemen but then ran back to OLB drills as soon as I walked over. So you’re just gonna have to take my word for it #Packers pic.twitter.com/qQ0y1JxnjR

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

Oh man, Za’Darius Smith just blew by David Bakhtiari in 1-on-1s with an inside move. Bakhtiari had a false start the snap prior. Smith winning today after Bak won the other day. Packers’ best pass rusher and best O-lineman fairly even to start camp.

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) July 30, 2019

Bakhtiari didn’t even touch Z Smith on second rep. You do not see that happen to Bakhtiari in one-on-ones ever. https://t.co/TmF0aUr8yP

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Preston Smith

Rashan Gary

Za’Darius Smith and Rashan Gary were working with the defensive linemen but then ran back to OLB drills as soon as I walked over. So you’re just gonna have to take my word for it #Packers pic.twitter.com/qQ0y1JxnjR

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

ZaDarius Smith and Rashan Gary looking good again in one on ones. Kyler Fackrell had a pair of wins too. Elgton Jenkins looked good at center. I had him down for three Ws in my super scientific analysis #Packers

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

Kyler Fackrell

ZaDarius Smith and Rashan Gary looking good again in one on ones. Kyler Fackrell had a pair of wins too. Elgton Jenkins looked good at center. I had him down for three Ws in my super scientific analysis #Packers

— Wes Hodkiewicz (@WesHod) July 30, 2019

First kickoff coverage: Davis, Brown, Tonyan, Shepherd, Crawford, Burks, Kumerow, Fackrell, Greene, Jones. Ficken at kicker with Crosby out.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Kendall Donnerson

Reggie Gilbert

Brady heldon

Randy Ramsey

LB

Blake Martinez

Oren Burks

Oren Burks blows by a blocking attempt by Jimmy Graham. Would have absolutely wrecked a toss play to Jones.

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

First kickoff coverage: Davis, Brown, Tonyan, Shepherd, Crawford, Burks, Kumerow, Fackrell, Greene, Jones. Ficken at kicker with Crosby out.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

James Crawford

First kickoff coverage: Davis, Brown, Tonyan, Shepherd, Crawford, Burks, Kumerow, Fackrell, Greene, Jones. Ficken at kicker with Crosby out.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Ty Summers

Rookie ILB Ty Summers just made his best play of camp, blowing up a run with a TFL with fellow rookie Curtis Bolton

— Rob Demovsky (@RobDemovsky) July 30, 2019

Curtis Bolton

11-on-11 ends with Bolton TFL. A player to watch.

— Bill Huber (@PackerReport) July 30, 2019

CB

Jaire Alexander

Davante Adams got Jaire Alexander all turned around on that rep. Catch Adams.

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) July 30, 2019

AR finds MVS across the middle. Tight coverage from Jaire.

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

AR finds Adams who beat Jaire but Jaire forces the fumble.

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Kevin King

Tim Boyle finds Trevor Davis, who makes a nice catch, even with Kevin King all over him

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) July 30, 2019

Aaron Rodgers goes deep to…. Kevin King. INT.

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) July 30, 2019

Nice play by Robert Tonyan, again repping with the 1s, beating Kevin King on a crossing route over the middle and catching a pass from Aaron Rodgers. Good way to get the QB’s attention.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

He just locked up Geronimo Allison on a deep corner though. Goes both ways. https://t.co/ZSSvUFN25X

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Funny tidbit. Kevin King just told us he gave the football back to the QB he picked off. King with a smile: “He knows.” I’m sure Aaron Rodgers does.

— Lily Zhao (@LilySZhao) July 30, 2019

Josh Jackson

Tramon Williams

Ka’dar Hollman

Hollman continues to get reps with the first string defense.

— Aaron Nagler (@AaronNagler) July 30, 2019

Tony Brown

Javien Hamilton

Natrell Jamerson

Will Redmond

Nydair Rouse

Chandon Sullivan

S

Adrian Amos

A blitzing Amos chases down Jones in the backfield

— Paul Bretl (@Paul_Bretl) July 30, 2019

Darnell Savage

Savage on Saturday: "Everybody recovers differently. I think I’m coming along well. "I can’t dwell on (not being out there) or beat myself up about that. It’s just bad timing, my wisdom teeth acting up at a bad time. But it’s out now, and I’m on the ups and feeling good.” https://t.co/WvirCjojPM

— Zach Heilprin (@ZachHeilprin) July 30, 2019

Raven Green

Haven’t seen this yet in camp: Josh Jones back with Adrian Amos as deep safety, Raven Greene in the box as hybrid LB. Jones and Greene had been flipped.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

First kickoff coverage: Davis, Brown, Tonyan, Shepherd, Crawford, Burks, Kumerow, Fackrell, Greene, Jones. Ficken at kicker with Crosby out.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Josh Jones

Gutekunst says Josh Jones has had a promising start to camp, likes the #Packers safety's skillset: "I think there are some really positive signs that he can help our football team."

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

#Packers safety Josh Jones got first-team rep as hybrid LB in 3-safety nickel.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Haven’t seen this yet in camp: Josh Jones back with Adrian Amos as deep safety, Raven Greene in the box as hybrid LB. Jones and Greene had been flipped.

— Ryan Wood (@ByRyanWood) July 30, 2019

Mike Tyson

Tray Matthews

Special Teams

Mason Crosby

Sam Ficken

Ficken hits 3-4 and is 11-14 for camp. All three misses went right.

— Bill Huber (@PackerReport) July 30, 2019

JK Scott

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Here we have the villains in my AU. Season 1 Heather, Season 2 Justin, Bryan And Courtney, Season 3 Alejandro season 4 Scott and Daniel and Season 5 Eric because he wanted to get revenge on people who wronged him. (Eric is not a villain normally)

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So here is my OCS sleep wear 3 of them are shirtless , 2 of them are in boxers/trunks, two of them are modest and 2 are wearing PJs.

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Here's my first drawing with the redesign characters of TD. It was one that I had planned before I started to read the signs and it's Courtney visiting Bryan's family and getting wet because she was caught in a fearsome water balloon war

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Just Like with Eric! I also gave Bryan a re design! Compering it to his other two redesign! I love the tattoo I gave him

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Another scene from my re write TDA, Episode 2 Alien Resur-Eggtion. During the series Ceremony. Zeke for the win!

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TDA Rewrite Episode 2 Alien Resur-Eggtion

A/N: I'm placing a Pause on my TDAS rewrite and My fan Season of TDC so I can write TDA, TDWT and TDROTI and establish what i wrote in TDAS about some characters and change a few things.

Previous Episode: Monster Cash

Recap Voice Over:

"Last time on Total, Drama Action! 17 returning teenagers, 1 new fresh blood, one engaging host, a dilapidated film lot, and a whole lot of coin. Ka-ching! Oh, and did I mention a remote-controlled monster?" Chris laughs "I love this show. Some Fared better than others. Owen ran for his life, but didn't make it very far until he chowed down on fake food props and scored the reward, first pick of the cast trailers. Shockingly, Owen picked the wrong one. The girls hope of victory were crushed, a long with their new digs. Who will be one step closer to the million bucks? find out on another thrilling episode of.... Total! Drama! Action!"

[Intro]

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine, You guys are on my mind. You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be famous.

I wanna live close to the sun, Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won, Everything to prove, nothing in my way I'll get there one day. Cause, I wanna be famous!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous (Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!) I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous (Whistling in tune)

[End Intro]

The camera fades into black as it begins to pan a close up towards the Craft services tent, The day wasn't hot but it wasn't cold. The Crew mates were going to have breakfast. Heather was holding her food tray as Chef served her the food. While the rest of them where in line. Down the line was Geoff and Bridgette making-out "Keep the line moving, love birds" Duncan said to them as they moved out of the line, Eric leaned towards Justin "We aren't turning like those two right?" He asked "Oh please, We won't This season we came to win not to make out" He said as Eric agreed. "More eggs and Bacon for me." DJ said holding up his tray "Keep 'em coming, Chef!" Bryan's eyebrow raised at DJ, Chef just growled as DJ move out of the line "How can you guys eat this food!" He said looking at the serving of eggs served on his plate. "This is just what i needed to start my diet...." He said moving from the line "Forgot how hungry I got last year, eating on Chris's wrecked schedule" Duncan said as Chef served him the slop of eggs. " i know!" Gwen began "Got to the point where I'd Kill for Chef's disgusting food. " She said as she walked forwards as Duncan moved "No offense, Chef." She replied to Chef as he stared at her with a glared "None. Taken" He serves the Eggs on the floor. She moved from the line towards Duncan "You can have my burnt toast Big mouth." Duncan said with a smirk "Judging from that gut, I thought you'd be all over the extra carbs." She replied as Duncan laughed "Nice. " He said as Trent walked towards them "You can Have my toast, Gwen." He said smiling "Thanls, but I can't take enemy toast." She replied to Trent smiling. "Enemies? We're not enemies" He replied. "In this game, We are all enemies" Bryan smirked from his spot as he then glanced at Eric "even brothers" Trent, Gwen and Duncan looked at him and he feels the tension so he moves on.

"Wow Tough crowd. I need to win some allies fast." Bryan crossed his arms "Being the new one on the cast means that I'm a stranger to them which is a double edge sword.... I just have to use the edge that wont stab me right back!"

"He might be new but he is right" Duncan said once Bryan was out of their circle. "Except for me and Gwen." Trent quickly said "I'll always have her back, no matter what." She smiled "Right back at you babe." Gwen said smiling. Eric rolled his eyes at that interaction as He moved to take a spot, It was choosing to sit with, The love birds, or Cody, or the BFFs Lindsay, Ezekiel and Beth or Heather and Bryan.

"This feel awfully familiar, Trying to chose where to sit during lunch time. with the loner simp, the bad seeds, the love birds or the establish BFF group where I'd be an outsider." Eric said sighing.

Eric chose to sit with the Girls and Ezekiel. He kindly smiled at Eric as he sat down. While the girls talked about make up and Nail polish. Just then It's Owen's turn to get food "ugh." He said walking forward "No eggs and bacon for me, Chef. I'll Just have this" He said grabbing the bowl of prunes. nice bowl of prunes "Everyone gasped in shock to Owen picking the prunes over the eggs and bacon. "What?!" Owen asked as everyone was staring at him

"Is it the end of the world? Owen just picked the prunes over Eggs and Bacon!" Cody was shocked "What's next Heather actually Being nice?"

"My, uh, plumbing's been clogged, ever since I ate all those fake food props. Pressure build-up's killing me." Owen said trying to fart as his stomach rumbles. "Come on Colon! don't fail me now!" He hears a squeck "Oh! I hear bells."

Everyone is sitting In one table we have Harold, Bridgette and Geoff, Izzy, Leshawna, Justin, Heather and Bryan. On the other table we have Beth, Lindsay Ezekiel, Gwen, Cody, Trent, Duncan, Owen, and Eric as They finished their food. "Welcome to day two of Total! Drama! Action!" Chris said as entered the Craft services tent. "Are you gonna do that every time?" Duncan asked "Yes. Yes, I will" Chris replied with a smile "All right then" Duncan answered "That won't get boring at all" Bryan said with sarcasm. "Today's Movie Genre... Aliens!" Chris said "Our unpaid interns have been hard at work\ figuring out what makes an alien movie successful." He explained "Chef?" Everyone Turns to Chef "You got three basic rules." He began "Aliens want to take over the world and start making lost of baby aliens. People fight back" He continued "Then the military's called in." He flicked a green goop from his spoon which hits Owen. "My pops ain't never shown me no fancy pictures of Aliens!" Ezekiel said from his spot "He told me they are real, eh" He said as everyone turned to him "Don't be silly homeschooled" Bryan spoke "Aliens aren't real" He added "Yeah! They've ruined pops crops back at the farms, eh" He replied to Bryan. "I believe in Aliens too" Lindsay said. "Oh me too" Beth said smiling. Eric exchanged glances with Gwen, Trent and Duncan and then shrugged. "Yo Chris! Where's my paycheck at?" Chef spoke taking the attention away from the BFF trio and Bryan. "Its... in the mail!" Chris replied lying as Chef glares "Today's challenge " He pulled out a map from the bag "Find an alien egg and return to home base before mama alien finds you" Chris explained "The two fastest get to pick the teams this season." He explained "Seems easy enough" Bryan smiled "And you just doomed us idiot" Eric replied to Bryan. "I figured one of you would say that." He said laughing "Mama Alien would be played by non other than..." Chef walks back in from the kitchen in an Alien suit "You call that Slime? Make-up! More slime over here" He shouted as someone poured slime over chef. "Oh great we are running from chef for a third time in this game... fantastic." Eric sighed. "I hate my life" Chef said "Here are your GPS devices" he said tossing the devices "Complete with maps of the film lot. Find the eggs, but be careful 'cause today you're all on the Chef's menu." Chris finished explaining as Chef laughs.

They then are in the Alien movie set as all walking in a straight light together. not breaking the simple rules of a horror/survival movie, that apply to alien movies too,. The sound of leaking, the beeping of the GPS' and their foot steps on the metal ground echoed on the Alien set. "Hey Follow me!" Izzy began breaking the tense silence "I know aliens. uh-huh" She said "I've been abducted loads of times. There is a tracking device in my neck." She pointed to her neck "See?" Harold takes a closer look at the Tracking device " does it hurt?" He asked her "Only when I hiccup" Izzy said and just on cue she hiccupped and the Tracking device hurts her "Ow." She exclaimed. "See! guy!" Ezekiel said from next to Lindsay and Beth directed to Bryan "Aliens are Real, eh!" He said as Bryan rolled his eyes "Oh please. We all know Izzy is Crazy and her stories are as real as the food Owen ate yesterday" He said as Heather agrees with him. Just then Leshawna stops right Infront of a door and stares at it. she shudders "Oohh! Can you feel that?" She asked the rest of them "It's like there's something in there, cold as ice, with no soul." The camera pans inside the room to show Chris inside there sitting on a chair "Thanks!" He laughed "Now take that!" He pressed a button that released some steam. The steam scares Izzy, Harold, Leshawna and Owen as Harold jumped to Lashawna's arms

"I've already told that skinny little tadpole that things between us aren't meant to be." Leshawna said as she looked at her nails "Guess he can't get over the lusciousness that is Leshawna"

"I'm Pretty sure Leshawna isn't over me yet. I see the way she looks at me, like she is unpantsing me with her eyes" Harold said as he smiled like an Idiot "Her beautiful brown eyes, like chocolate almond-- ooh"

The big group kept walking in a straight line, the atmosphere being the same as before as they kept walking. "How come we're the only dot's on the screen!" Heather said frustrated "Where's chef?" she added "Here let me help you" Bryan said taking the GPS from heather as he analyzed it. Justin stopped and turned to them "How did you get into our group?" He asked her Eric smiled

"Did I said I like when Justin actually says something like that? Especially to people like heather?" Eric smiled happily sighing.

"There are no groups yet." Heather replied to Justin then Bryan came to her defense "Plus! there is only one way we can go." He said pointing to the direction they were going.

"Even though Heather is really mean, that doesn't mean we should be mean right back, right?" Beth said before looking at Lindsay and Ezekiel "Buddha says you can lead a sheep to water, but you can't make it nice." She said "That is so deep!" Lindsay replied with admiration "And, uh, ain't that the truth, eh? You know, back home with our sheep, it's just like that," Ezekiel added, nodding knowingly.

The group kept walking and now added to the beeping, Leaking and Metal footsteps was the sound of slurping. Everyone stops once they hear the sound. "Shh" Gwen turns to all of them just as a fart escapes from Owen. "Ah, Yes!" He exclaimed "First one!" He laughed "Smell it!" everyone glared at him "Sorry" He then apologized. Then the slurping grew louder "What is that?" Trent asked concerned. Automatically everyone turned to look at Beth. "Ever since I got my braces off, I don't do that sound anymore." She explained. "Chris! That you?" Leshawna asked. "It must be Chef." Duncan exclaimed "You wan't to run?" He asked. "Or you want to kick some alien butt?" He asked "I prefer running Thank you" Cody said from beside Eric. "Let's kick some Alien Butt!" Gwen said and at the same time Cody and Trent said "Yeah, let's... kick some alien butt!" they said "So, who want's to go first?" Harold asked "Please, Please, After you?" Leshawna said "Oh no no Bryan you go!" Eric smiled "Prove to Heather you are worth her time" He added but only Bryan heard him. The slurping continued "What? NO" He said and turned to DJ "Let the Big man go" HE said "After you" Dj turns to Owen "I insist" He said as Owen turned to Izzy "Don't Worry Izzy. I'll protect you" He placed his hand on Izzy's shoulder and she grabbed his hand and with easy flipped him to the ground. "It's Kaleidoscope. E-scope for short." She said Yes sir! E-scope sir!" Owen saluted from the floor. "Okay!" DJ said "Let's do this!" He gets infront of the camer "Mama, If you are listening. You can have my limited edition Raptors Draft Cards." He said. "They are worth some serious coins. " Bryan crossed his arms at Dj. "I didn't suffer through eight years of Braces, headgear saliva spittle and the ridicule of my peers" Beth began saying as she stopped towards the front of the group. "So I can Hide from life!" "You go, Girl!" Leshawna Encouraged her as the slurping continued. "Watch out, alien Chef, 'cause here comes Beth!" She said turning the corner to find.... where the slurping came from. Bridgette and Geoff sucking faces. "oooooh.... It's just Bridgette and Geoff!" She called out to the rest. Duncan walks to Beth's side "Ugh, Nice. Don't you two ever get sick of sucking face?" he asked them as everyone rounds the corner and Bridgette and Geoff Keep making out. "I'm thinking that's a not." Owen said "Enough messing around!" Gwen spoke "We've got Alien eggs to capture." She said as Eric walked closer and Stood next to Trent who was lowly counting to 9.

"I wasn't worried about Chef, Alien costume or not. I mean, I did place second last year." Gwen said as she crossed her arms smiling "I know Exactly what I'm doing."

"Looks like Trent began his 9 obsession again" Eric said sighing "I caught him multiple times last season doing things 9 times since the merge and Even may seem helpful to him.... it seems weird."

Gwen now had one of the GPS as she looked at it and everyone was staring at her as they waited. "Good thing we are all lined up in a row, huh?" She said "Yeah, Ready for Chef to pick us off one at a time." Trent replied. "I think we should split" Eric said "Even if it's the wrong option we can cover more ground than if we are together and Chef can't be at multiple places at once" He explained. Suddenly an alarm repeating the word Danger begins to sound from their GPS. "Let's get out of here!" Heather said frightened "Which way do we go?" Justin asked "North is nice, but east is least" Lindsay began "West is best!" She finished "Can't argue with that!" Leshawna said "Wouldn't even know how to." and just like that Leshawna, Justin, Lindsay, Beth and Ezekiel went west. "Well if they are going west. I'm going North." Eric said as he began to walk. "Wait up!" Cody said following Eric. "The map says the boiler room is east from here." Gwen said "Alien eggs are always in the boiler room" Duncan replied. "Uh, Yeah totally. East it is." Trent said as He, duncan, DJ and Gwen went east. Duncan stops and turns to Bridgette and Geoff, Just as Heather, Owen, Izzy, Harold and Bryan left another way. "Where do you think you're going?" He asked them "With you to the boiler room." Bridgette said "Sorry, but the love birds, are on their own" he said as he walked away from them and they gasped.

"In any alien flick, the kissing couple's always the first to go." Duncan explained "There's no way Romeo and Juliet, are gonna ruin my chancer at a million big ones, uh-uh"

The camera changes to Heather, Owen, Izzy, Harold and Bryan walking together as Owen, Izzy and Harold stopped as the heard the kissing from Geoff and Bridgette. "Everyone!" Heather began snapping her fingers "snap out of it. If we don't band together, we are gonna lose this challenge." She said her hands on her hips "Now who is with me?" Bryan smiled nodding at her words "Uh, it's hard to say" Owen began "Um... does being with you imply some sort of an Alliance?" He asked her " 'Cause we don't like you." Izzy replied after Owen as Harold just stared. Bryan crossed his arms "Okay forget being with her" He quickly said trying to save heather for the hole she dug herself. "Who's willing to walk beside her. in mutual pursuit of our goals, with no commitment of any kind?" He asked them as Heather looks at everyone who agreed to what he said. Just when Chef fell behind Harold "Did Anyone else hear that?" He asked

"I may not be the best-looking guy, or the best dressed, or the most buff" Harold said "But I get my butt Kicked a lot so my senses are totally heightened. I can sense when something's coming." He does karate hands "Nothing gets by me."

Owen, Izzy, Heather and Bryan's face contort as the see Chef behind Harold. He was doing Karate hands when he feels someone tap his shoulder. He turns around and there is Chef holding a paintball gun "Say hello to eternity." Chef said as He shot the gun sliming Harold. "I'm Hit! I'm Hit!" He said as Owen's Gut rumbled "Aagh. It's Time" He said as he runs to Chef "Take me out! I beg you! It's an emergency!" He said as Chef looks at Owen before shooting him. "Oh thank you! Thank You!" He said shaking Chef's hand then running off with a trail of Farts as he left a Fart that makes Geoff stop kissing Bridgette and dropping her.

"Ah Man! I didn't think I was gonna Make it" Owen said and Laughed "But these Bowels never let me down. Great Job Guys!" He then farts "Oh! Ha-ha! I think there's more" He runs out "Coming through!" He leaves as a hand spays air freshener.

Chef stalks towards Heather, Bryan and Izzy, as Heather Hides Behind Izzy and Bryan Looks terrified of Chef. Chef begins to laugh, Heather uses Izzy as a Shield "I am not going down with out a fight," She began "You glorified dung beetle, lozard, Whatever!" She said Chef glared at them "One of us isn't getting out of here clean" She pulled out a paint ball gun. Both Bryan and Heather backed away. "You call that a paint ball gun?" He asked as he pulled out a bigger gun "This is a paint ball gun Izzy laughs "Fun! I love this game!" She pulls out a bigger gun as well. "Okay, Well, I'll just let you two have at it" Said Heather as She and Bryan left them to fight. The two tried to distance themself as much from Chef as they could "This is not How I envisioned my Run for the money" He told Heather as she rolled her eyes "Well You should have expected that after seeing last season from Home Bryan!" The stopped running and kept walking "Yeah I saw. Eric was plain gullible to fall for your trick" He laughed as she smiled "Man I wish i could have been there, he would have gone home sooner too" He added. "well he was lucky to make the final 5 due to his... friendly nature" She said as they bumped to Chef "Oh... C**p" Bryan said. as the began to run from Chef Heather was in front of Bryan as He served as A shield for her. Chef followed them and held up his Gun "First take care of her body guard" He said shooting and hitting Bryan causing him to fall. "Dang it!" He said.

"Yeah I could have ran faster than Heather, But I need her trust. seeing that most people are realizing Eric doesn't trust me that will probably cause people who he is close with to also no trust me." Bryan said smiling "And I have a contingency plan in case of that"

Chef ran toward Heather passing By Bryan "Run Heather Run!" He shouted at her. "This is for last season!, when you put laxatives in my brownies!" Chef said following Heather "The only thing that should give people the runs is my undercooked meat!" He said shooting at her. and The slime hits her making her fall as her wig flies off her head. "My wig!" She exclaimed as It begins to fall down the holes of the floor She tries to get the Wig back but fails. "No!" She yells "Don't look at me!" She tries to hide her bold hair

"Ever since my head was shaved last season, my hair is growing in all patchy and uneven" Heather said her arms on her hips "I have tried everything lotions, lasers, Traditional burmese medicine" She takes a sip of a cup and then spits it "Oh! Loser Shaman!"

Lindsay, Justin, beth, Leshawna and Ezekiel walked into a room with a dead end "Um... How did we get here?" Lindsay asked as she looked at the other "If we Knew, We wouldn't be lost" Justin replied "You are so smart, Justin" She said smiling "And Gorgeous!" She added "What a Knockout!" Leshawna said Swooning. "Totally Gorgeous" Beth also agreed. Ezekiel grinned widely, his eyes lingering on Justin. "Man, ain't he just... uh... mighty fine? Like, jaw-dropping fine," he said, a hint of infatuation in his voice, echoing the sentiments of the girls. Justin smiled at the compliments he was receiving as the Door was closed. "I hate to be the bearer of big bad alien news, " Leshawna said pointing to the door "but I think this may be a trap." they all went to hug Justin for 'protection'. When suddenly From the ceiling it began to rain slime on to them "Gross" The girls exclaimed. "oooh!" Justin said as he passed his arms over his slimed body "Feels so.. good" He said "Looks even better,"

"Uh, well, um, you see, uh, Justin, he's, uh, really, uh, well, uh, you know, he's like, uh, really, uh, attractive? Yeah, like, uh, super attractive. I mean, uh, not that I, uh, don't appreciate the other, uh, girls, but, uh, Justin, he's, uh, just, you know, different. And when, uh, that slime started raining down, uh, it was like, uh, kind of gross, but, uh, then, uh, Justin, he, uh, said it, uh, felt good, and, uh, I couldn't help but, uh, agree? Yeah, uh, he's, uh, just, uh, something else." Ezekiel could barely say his cheeks flsutered.

"You know what?" Beth said "Models are people too. We stare at them, but they've got feelings just like the rest of us. They've got hopes and dreams. My dream is to marry Justin.... Even if I already have a boyfriend back home named brady" She smiling even more "My mom says that if I concentrate really hard, one day all of my dreams will come true!"

Cody and Eric found themselves wandering aimlessly without a GPS. "I shouldn't have given my GPS to Lindsay… Now we're completely lost!" Cody lamented as they passed the same corner again. "And isn't that the corner where Bridgette and Geoff were making out, leading to our separation?" Cody pointed out. "Wait, you mean… we went in a huge circle?!" Eric's frustration was palpable. "Well, that's just great. Back to square one," he sighed. "I think the others went that way," Cody suggested, pointing east. "Let's try it. Maybe we'll stumble upon someone who isn't Chef," he said, hoping for a stroke of luck. "I wonder how many players are left in this challenge," Eric pondered aloud, oblivious to the fact that they were being followed by Chef. They walked for a while until they eventually heard DJ cheering in the distance. "Hey, that's DJ! Maybe they found the eggs! Let's hurry!" Eric exclaimed, and they broke into a run. Suddenly, Chef swiftly pulled out his gun and shot slime at them, hitting them both. "What the?! Where did he come from?!" Eric exclaimed, startled. "Was he following us? Did we lead him straight to the others?" Cody wondered aloud as Chef dashed past them.

"Great! Taken out right close to the end! This is pathetic!" Eric said, his frustration evident. "But maybe it was my fault for not having a GPS. So, I can't be too upset."

"Eric's a great guy, but what he did wrong was leading us in a big circle without a GPS. That was his biggest mistake," Cody said, shrugging off the disappointment.

After Being take out the two guys returned to the cast trailer, where they saw everyone who had been taken out. Eric sighed as he walked closer to them. Then they waited for the remaining people on the challenge. They were both edging to see who were the two winners of the challenge. Eric was standing between Justin and Cody as they waited. They were all each doing their own thing, Bridgette and Geoff kissing, The BFFs talking, about Justin. Not long after Trent and Gwen arrived with the eggs "We have our two winners!" Chris announced following behind them with a slimed Duncan right behind him. "Our only two winners! The rest of you really stink. " He said as he turned to Trent and Gwen "As our winners, Gwen and Trent will now be able to pick their team," Chris explained "Which means they'll be competing against each other this season." Trent and Gwen's Smile faded as Chris said that. "Oh, Dude, No!" Trent quickly said not liking it. Chris just laughed "Bet you didn't see that one coming!" He then continued "After we vote off two cast members in the most thrilling Gilded Chris ceremony yet." Everyone gasped "Yes, you heard me. I said two." He smiled wider I'm liking the twos today. Must be Tuesday." He said as everyone rolled their eyes at his joke. "Yeah, I don't get paid to write this show" He said shrugging.

The Gilded Chris Theme begins to play as It's now dark and People begin taking their seats Like previously people took random spots, Lindsay and Beth sat at either side of Justin and People running from Ezekiel as if he had the plague, Eric sat next to him and a few feet's from Eric sat Bryan. Chris entered the stage wearing a blue Tux. "It's time to cast your votes! Under your seats, you'll find your voting devices." He began explaining "Just press the button of the person you want voted off" Everyone had their voting Device "Oh and No peeking or it's 'Na-na! na-na-na-na! Hey, Hey! Good Bye!' " He laughed as everyone then casted their vote "The votes have been cast!" Chris said as Chef walks in wearing a pink dress that was transparent on the bottom half. Everyone laughs at Chef. "If you Get a Guilded Chris, it means you're safe for now." Chef glares as Chris continued "And the Gilded Chrises go to..." he began "Trent, Gwen" He announced as Chef tossed the first two Gilded Chris. "Harold, Duncan, and Izzy" he said as Chef continued tossing the Gilded Chrises "E-Scope!" Izzy corrected as She grabs her Gilded Chris "Fine. E-Scope." Chris replied "Lindsay, Justin Beth are also safe" He said as Both Lindsay and Beth cheer hugging Justin, just when the Gilded Chrises go their direction Beth and Justing Catch them as Lindsay is hit with hers. "So Is Owen! My man!" Chris shouts as he catches the Gilded Chris "Ah, Thanks, Chris!" He laughs "And Thanks, Chef For doing what the prunes couldn't" Owen added. "Next is Dj and Cody" Chris announces as they catches it. "Eric, Bryan," He said as Chef tossed the Brothers their Gilded Chrises "Surprisingly Heather." He continues as Chef gave Heather Hers "Even More Surprising Ezekiel," He said as Cheff tossed another and Ezekiel was also shocked as he catches it "I'm really Safe?" He asked not believing it "Nice dude!" Eric smiled placing his arm on Ezekiel's Shoulder "You get to stay!" He smiled at a shocked Ezekiel "Egh" Bryan replied rolling his eyes. "And, Least but not least..."He say as he extends the tension between Geoff, Bridgette and Leshawna. "...Leshawna!" He finally said as She cheered and hugged Bridgette and Geoff "Yeah!" She said before stopping "Oops. My bad" She said as She catches her Gilded Chris "But- But, I thought everyone like us" Bridgette said " 'Liked' Being the operative word" Duncan said "Any final words?" Chris asked them as the began kissing and walking towards the Lame-o-sine as the left the Film lot

"Who will Gwen and Trent pick for their teams? Will Izzy ever answer to her actual name? How Long will Ezekiel last This time? Will Owen finally get some lunch?" He said as Owen Spoke from his seat "Thank you!" "Tune in next time, for another exciting episode of... Total! Drama! Action!" The camera begins panning back Showing the full Gilded Chris Stage and Chef who then walks out of Frame as The camera fades to black.

[Outro]

[End Outro]

TDA Exclusive Scene: Geoff and Bridgette in the Lame o sine.

Next Episode: Riot on Set

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I know I'm a bit late but here's my Easter drawing with no bunnies nor Easter eggs but a family of four latinos brothers with their partners having an Easter dinner.

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TDA Rewrite Episode 1 Monster Cash

A/N: Just so you all remember who is going to be in my Total drama Action cast other then the Original 14 cast member. I also Added Cody because I want him inEzekiel Because... why not. And My OC Eric who is part of the Main cast and this is the Debut Season of Bryan. so there are 18 Characters

Recap Voice Over:

"Last Season on Total Drama Island! Owen and Gwen battled it out for 100, 000 in the end Owen, A supersized guy! won the supersize check, but then gave it all up for the chance to win 1 Millions Big Ones! With the million smackeroos stuffed into a brief case, our 23 campers set off on the race for the case... until the case was eaten by an alligator, then a shark. Ha- Ha- ha, Bet they didn't see that one coming. Now the 17 who were closest to wining have been given the chance to win another Million dollars. " Chris chuckled "Actually, it's the same money. They've been instructed to report to an old film lot, for a whole new set of challenges 42 days, 18 cast mates. Yes I bringing some fresh blood to join the cast. and One heck of a lot of cash. Welcome to, Total! Drama! Action!"

[Intro]

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine, You guys are on my mind. You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see, I wanna be famous.

I wanna live close to the sun, Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won, Everything to prove, nothing in my way I'll get there one day. Cause, I wanna be famous!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous (Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!) I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous (Whistling in tune)

[End Intro]

The Camera starts recording the entrance of the film lot as the bus where the 17 cast mates were riding to arrive. The bus comes to a stop as It doors opens and The contestants begin to get out of the Bus. Duncan is the first one to be visible as he takes in the smell of City air "Man, I missed the Smell of the city." He said as he got out of the bus Leshawna following behind him. Then came Harold doing a rubix cube and then Heather and Gwen at the same time "Step off!" Heather snapped at Gwen "You Step off" Gwen snaped back their encounter caused them to fall and push Harold towards Leshawna and it broke his rubix cube as he fall "Sorry Leshawna." He said on the floor "No harm done." She said as The rest of the people got off and the bus left. "Where is Everybody?" She asked. "Maybe we got off at the wrong stop?" Gwen answered as Eric looked around, He was standing between Justin and Heather. "I don't know... Maybe?" He said shrugging. "That broken-down bus only had one stop." Justin said discreetly grabbing Eric's hand and causing him to blush. Heather gets up her wig on the floor "I'm not hanging around here." she said "You're gonna give up the chance at a million big ones?" Leshawna began "Huh! That's a lot of hair weaves." Eric lets out a snorts as he held his laughing "Guess I can stay for a bit." She said grabbing her wig from the floor. "Face it, The money is the reason we all put up with Chris." Beth said as they all turned to her "Yeah that's true" Eric agreed "Beth, you got your braces off. Nice!" Trent said from the far back of the pack. Beth smiled as Ezekiel placed a hand on her shoulder "See! I told you, Eh" He said in a low whisper since he was a bit hesitant about talking. "Hot as Ever!" Justin said Checking himself off in the reflection of Beth's teeth, Before he actually checks her out "Wow Beth You are looking good!" He added as he winked at her "T-Thanks Justin" She said as Eric rolled his eyes. Justin then noticed Ezekiel "You too Zeke, Nice Shorts!" Justin added as Eric glared at Justin and crossed his arms. "T-Thank you, Eh" Ezekiel stuttered his cheeks growing red. Leshawna moved Justin away "You look Fi-i-ine, girl." She said "You really do." Gwen said smiling at Beth. "You are totally on your way to looking the part of my new B.F.F. That's my new best French friend." Lindsay said as She walked between Ezekiel and Beth "I am so moving to France when I win! and I'm totally taking you two with me" She said smiling "My mom said my world would totally open up when i got my braces off." Beth smiled "She was right! I'm going to France!" Both her and Lindsay began jumping up and down screaming yay. "Join Us Zeke! You are coming to France with us if Lindsay wins!" Beth said pulling Ezekiel into their cheer. Just then a Vehicle horn interrups the cheering as everyone turns their attention to it. They all saw Chris arrive with a tour kart as he pulled up right in front of them "Dude, It's about time!" Duncan said as everyone began going in. "Hop on, everyone!" Chris said as the seats were two per row, and Eric could see how most everyone was avoiding to sit next to Ezekiel "This seat Take?" He asked sitting next to him "Uh, No. Not at all Eh" He said smiling wide to have someone chose to sit next to him. "Come one, People! Sheesh We Haven't got all day!" Chris said " This kart is rented by the hour" He added. Owen then noticed he was sitting alone and someone was missing. Her turned and saw Izzy still standing at the front. "Izzy, Run!" He shouted. Izzy just whistled as if she wasn't being called Owen facepalms "I mean Kaleidoscope" He added as she turns "No one leaves E-Scope behind!" She said as she yodles like Tarzan and runs towards the moving Kart she does two cartwheels and lands right next to Owen. "Welcome to the set of 'Total Drama Action'." Chris said "this season's hottest Reality show will be shot here, on an abandoned film lot!" He said "Does this mean we are gonna be in the movies?" Lindsay asks "No it Means you're gonna be on TV and Don't Interrupt me. Ever!"

Chris flicks Lindsay's Nose "You'll be spending the next six weeks here, competing against each other in challenges and for rewards," Chris continued "All for the chance to win some monster cash." He added "Yeah, Baby! I'm going to win me some moola!" Owen Exclaimed "Shush!" Chris replied quickly Eric leaned in to whisper in Ezekiel's ear "Guess Chris woke up on the wrong side of bed" He said and he and Ezekiel let out low chuckles. Chris glared at them but continued "Like last season, one team will win and the other team will watch one of their own make their way down the dreaded walk of Shame to the Lame-o-sine." He finished explaining as he hit a button that made 4 windows go up on his side as they passed the Lame-o-sine letting out some gas. Everyone began coughing as they passed by it "Couldn't you have spun for a better ride?" Trent asked him Chris then pressed the button again once they passed the lame-o-sine and the windows rolled down "No., Now since we don't have the outhouse to dump your deepest darkest secrets in, you'll dish the Dirt in our new make-up confessional."

"Oh, My gosh! A whole Trailerful of make-up?" one of the make up people were going to put some lipstick on Lindsay " Oh, sorry. I don't use that brand."

"To your left is the craft services tent, catered by Chef. " Chris said as the kart came to a stop as they could all hear some clanking coming from the tent. Then they see chef with an Kitchen knife following a Racoon. Lindsay has her camera and tried to snap a picture when Chris resumes the driving making her fall back in her seat. "If you survive Chef, you'll have to make it through our dramatic awards ceremony," He said as they began passing a out door theater "where all but one loser will receive a Gilded Chris Award."

"The Gilded Chris? Ha! What a narcissist!" Gwen said before taking a small pause and continuing "Don't get me wrong. I still want one."

"How much of a narcissist you have to be to get an Award named after you. Especially in a game where you write your own jokes" Cody said as he laughed.

"Are you done dude?" Geoff asked "I have an eject button and I'll use it." Chris threatened. "Please, continue." Geoff replied. "Whoa! Cool!" Harold exclaimed " Is this a dream?" He asked "No, Harold, It is not" Chris replied "Buy you may soon wish it was." Eric raised his eyebrow "And why is that Chris?" A few months ago, this lot was home to a high-budget monster movie," Chris explained "Until the star began experiencing some, uh.,,... Difficulties" He finished as Lindsay gasped "Oh no! Did she have like, a mental Breakdown?" she asked. "Actually, the star wasn't a her." Chris began "It was an animatronic monster!" He said as they all notice the bite marks on the buildings "What happened to it?" Gwen asked.

"Worst Question Ever, I mean You never ask that!" Eric said facepalming.

"In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have asked that question." Gwen said

Just then a loud growl was heard as they all covered their ears "Come on, Dudes! He's is yanking on our chains." Duncan said as mechanical footsteps could be heard and a metal tower fell in front of the Kart as Chris breaked. "Since we're on a Film lot, this season's Challenges will be on movie genres." He said "Today's genre...." The monster roars "The monster movies! Ha-ha-ha! Duh" He said "Um Chris When were you going to Introduce me?" A new person arrived just when the challenge was going to start Chris sighs. "Are we Seeing Double now?" Owen asked as they looked at the new guy and he looked just like Eric but with different hair styles "Right Before we Begin, i actually had another announcement that I almost forgot." He said "We have a new Crew mate joining your numbers...." He said "What?!?!? No That's Just not Fair Chris!" Eric Exclaimed from the seat next to Ezekiel "If some people from last season didn't make it in... Why should someone who wasn't even in the game, be allowed to come in!" He said as some agreed "It was the producers Idea, They saw his audition tape and saw that he had potential to bring drama into the game so people. This Is Bryan, Eric's Brother." He said smiling

"Great... Just great... Now I have Both Heather and Bryan here.... what else!" Eric said frustrated crossing his arms.

"I'm glad I'm here. I could be close to Heather and Beat My brother. I hope we are in the same team" Bryan smiled wickedly.

"Any way! your first challenge, everyone must get from here to the cast trailers, while our state-of-the-art monsters prevents your every move" Chris said as he laughed "Chef has Kindly offered to control the beast. and......Action!" He said as they all stared at Chris. "Uh... That means go." He added and with that everyone began to try and get out of the kart as they pushed choved and even rammed some of the fellow castmates, Eric prevented Ezekiel from moving maybe because Eric knew that things would get nasty quick. "This is gonna be a long season" Chris said to the cameras as Everyone was eventually out of the Kart even Eric and Ezekiel who were running following Lindsay and Beth. "This is going to be a Long season" Chris said as Harold run past him. Everyone were running thru the beach set screaming because a giant animatronic monster controls by a crazy chef was following them. "Oh, Baby! did You see that?" Owen asked Izzy as they were running next to each other. "That thing is so cool!" He stopped looking back at the monster. Eric was Running Next to Ezekiel "Whoa, eh? What in the name of maple syrup is that thing?!" He said as Eric shrugged "I have no Idea but We need to win this Challenge Zeke!" Eric told him

"I know Some people dislike Zeke due to his misogynistic comments last season.... But I got to say this, one, He is only human! He has barely any knowledge of the world outside his house! and if his father is a toxic masculine guy then that explains his Misogyny. Second, He said guys a better then girls then he saw they weren't you can't mistreat someone like him just for one comment. Different to heather, Zeke didn't mean any Harm!" Eric stated as he had his arms crossed "And well... I saw how in only a few days he, Lindsay and Beth became close especially during last season's episode where we tied for the million dollar case... and I feel sorry for him, I want to help him go further as much as I can!"

Eric and Ezekiel kept running as they ran past Owen and then Izzy "Izzy! Duck,! Duck!" Owen shouted "Goose!" Izzy said jumping just before the monster caught her. "That was Lucky" Eric told Zeke as he nodded. "Do it again!" Izzy Exclaimed as the Monster walked to where Izzy was now and caught her. one down 16 to go. "Come on Zeke This way!" Eric said as he pointed to a place and Zeke followed.

"Maybe the monster won't look for me in here." Owen whispered as he looked out "I love Izzy. Not like 'love' love, but I think she's amazing. I just wish she'd noticed me not that dumb monster. How can i compete with it? Sure we're both big and we both eat a lot. But it's really tall."

Bryan was Running as he passed by Bridgette and Geoff Making out "Ew gross! Get a room you two!" He shouted as he bolted from there. Gwen and Trent who were right in front of Bryan came to a complete stop "How are we supposed to find the actor's trailers, anyway?" Gwen asked Trent. "Follow the good-looking people!" Justin said passing by them Beth following behind him "Yeah! Follow Justin!" with Beth's words Trent and Gwen began to run behind Justin. Bryan rolled his eyes and looked back, his eyes searching for Heather. Duncan stops and sees Bridgette and Geoff kissing "I don't think that's the kind of Action Chris had in mind" He said as Bryan made gagging sounds.

"What was I thinking? Duncan is so right. I like Geoff, but, hello! I also like a million bucks!" Bridgette said

"Duncan's right/ It's time to get our head in the game." Geoff said.

Geoff and Bridgette Making out in the confessional just as the monster.

Eric and Ezekiel were passing by the City as they ran from the monster When they happen the arrived where Heather was, Along with Bryan who finally found her. "Oh there is Bryan with Heather.... ugh" Eric said frowning "Aw, jeez, not the best timing, eh? Heather and Bryan together? Talk about a double dose of trouble. right?" He asked Eric as he nods shrugging "Yeah Heather already made our life miserable and Bryan adores her like a goddess." He told Ezekiel "I hate them both." He added "Guess we'll have to save the family drama for later, Eric. Right now, we've got a giant tin can on our tails!" Ezekiel said as Eric nods "Yeah right! but Let me warn You Bryan is Trouble!"

"Whoa, talk about a double-double, eh? Running from that gigantic animatronic monster had my heart racing faster than a sled down a snowy slope, and then boom—there's Heather and Eric's brother Bryan up ahead. Not exactly the friendliest faces to see in a pinch, let me tell ya." He scratches his head, his accent thickening with frustration. "And Eric? Well, he didn't exactly give me the warm fuzzies with his reaction to seeing his own twin. If he's not thrilled about his brother being here, who knows what kind of trouble we're in for?" With a sigh, Ezekiel leans back, his expression a mix of determination and uncertainty. "But hey, no use crying over spilled maple syrup, right? That's what this show all about expecting the unexpected. And if there's one thing I've learned from Last season, it's that you gotta roll with the punches. So bring it on, Heather, Bryan, and whatever else this crazy competition throws our way. "

The monster Growls as Heather and Bryan ran together as Lindsay poked out of a bush she was hiding and began clapping "You tell he. We don't like her!" She said smiling before the monster grabs her, Heather and Bryan. "Ah god Dammit!" Bryan exclaimed. "I'll miss you, Lindsay!" Beth said as Eric and Ezekiel ran to Beth "I wont Miss Bryan in all honesty" He said shrugging. "We should Keep running then" Eric said as he and Ezekiel left Beth's side. Eventually The monster has Ezekiel backing into a corner "Okay, okay, stay calm, Ezekiel. You've faced worse... I think. Just gotta... figure this out." He takes step back as the monster approaches, making "AHH! Okay, time for Plan Z! Run like there's a moose stampede behind ya!" He takes off, zigzagging through the terrain, occasionally glancing back at the pursuing monster. "Haha, you'll never catch me, ya big tin can! I'm too fast for ya!" But as he taunted the monster he reached a dead end as the monster caught him

"Aw, man, talk about a major fail, eh? I really thought I had a shot at winning this first challenge, but turns out that giant tin can had other plans. I mean, I had my moments of brilliance, zigzagging through the terrain like a pro, taunting that monster like I was on top of the world. But then, boom—dead end. Guess I zigged when I should've zagged." He sighs, running a hand through his hair.

"You know, I gotta hand it to Ezekiel. Dude's got some serious moves out there. Even though he got eliminated first last season. He's got skills the bass never gave him credit for. Maybe they underestimated him too soon. That's what this competition all about second chances, right? And Ezekiel? Well, I think he's earning his." He nods thoughtfully, a newfound respect for Ezekiel evident in his voice. "Hey, maybe we'll even make a decent team if we ever get the chance. Who knows what this season has in store for us?" Just as Eric finished talking the hand of the Animatronic monster came into view and caught him.

A day passes as Everyone was was caught by the Monster were sleeping on the bouncy house as they waited for Owen to win the challenge by finding the trailers. Chris wakes them up with the sound of a trumpet as they all begin to adjust at where they were. Owen eventually reaches the bouncy house and collaps infront of it "It' took you ten and a half house to walk three city blocks?" Trent asked Owen "That's just sad man" DJ said as Owen popped the bouncy house. "How come no one thought of do in that last night" Duncan asked as the rest begin to complain. "Wait where is Izzy?" Leshawna asked just as the monster arrived and crushed one of the cast trailers and bringing Izzy. "Thanks for the date, Baby!" Izzy said smiling "Don't ever leave me, cause I'd find you." Ezekiel, Lindsay and Beth Exchanged glances as they watched Izzy "How did you managed to escape?" Duncan asked Izzy. "Monster and I had a romantic date" Izzy said like it was normal "A date with the monster?" Eric Said from right between Duncan and Justin "You gotta be kidding me?" "The monster doesn't take no for an Answer" Izzy added then looked at Eric "Yeah I'm not kidding" she smiled. Just then Chris walks out from the Trailer that wasn't crushed "Woah! Am I ever glad I chose to wait in that Trailer." He said walking to the cast. "It looks like you all made it. Guess i lost the bet" He said before continuing "That was just a warm-up. Good News is, your next challenge is a reward." With that Everyone Cheered. "It will be the boys against the girls, "Chris said then Eric spoke "hate to be that guy but there are 5 more guys than there are girls..." He said. Chris sighed "Eric, Cody Ezekiel! You'll do this challenge with the girls but if the guys win you get the reward with them. The reward is! The winner picks the first pick of the trailers!" Where you'll be living for the next 42 days" Chris explains as Eric, Ezekiel and Cody glanced at Each other. "You will have the choices of Trailer A" He said pointing the good trailer "Or trailer....eesh" he said pointing to the crushed trailer. "off to the craft services tent!" He said "Oh yeah baby! Im starving!" Owan exclaimed.

"My mom says I eat when I'm upset... and Happy... and tired... not to mention bored, gassy morose, joyous comatose, semiconscious, avuncular" Owen said and laughed "Avuncular"

In the craft service tent they see a really good looking feast and no one was the most excited as Owen who was cheering "Whoohoo this is Awesome" He exclaimed "Dude this chow looks like something out of a commercial." Geoff explained "Ooo can i star?" Lindsay asked Geoff "This seems too good to be true" Eric said. "Let's get this speed-eating contest started!" Owen said way too excited "On your marks! Get set! Come to Papa!" Owen began running towards the food and began Chowing down like there was no tomorrow. "No Wait!" Chris said but he was too late as Owen was Chowing down Everyone looked at Owen concerned as he ate. When Owen pigged out on the Table Chris approached him "Owen the man of many appetites. How was it?" He asked Owen. "The turkey was a bit..."He began before belching "...dry" HE added "Not surprising, since the food was fake" Chris said "Fake?!" Owen asked "Yep, just props made from foamcore, silicone, sawdust and wax." Chris explained "It wasn't a speed eating contest. It was a contest to find the key." He explained some more "What key?" He asked just as he belched out the Key"Oh you mean this key?" He asked "That'd be the one." Chris said "Does this mean i Win?" Owen asked Chris "Yes, Yes it does" Chris said as Owen Celebrated.

"Ha-ha-ha-ha! Did you See that? The dude ate foamcore and was!. Full props for that, man!" Duncan said laughing.

"Way to find the key, dude! I used to think Owen was Just some party dude but he's really a stand up guy. Party On!" Geoff said smiling

"Nice strategy Eat everything before the other get the chance.... though too bad it wasn't an eating challenge" Bryan smirked and laughed

"I could have done that you know. I just wasn't Hungry" Harold said.

"Uh, did you see Owen just now? Eating foam core and all? That's... uh, definitely something. Back home, we didn't have props like that, so it's kinda new to me. I guess Owen's got a, uh, unique taste, eh?" Ezekiel chuckles nervously, trying to make sense of the situation in his own way. "I mean, I gotta hand it to him, though. It takes guts to eat something like that. Literally, I guess. But hey, maybe there's a lesson in there somewhere about trying new things? Yeah, let's go with that."

"Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait! There's still one more!" Owen said as he Belches "You know what that boy has? Guts" Leshawna said with her arms crossed "Guts full of foamcore and rubber, but guts just the same."

"Wait, Owen ate what? Foam core? Are you kidding me? I thought that was real food! Man, I gotta hand it to him, though. That's some serious dedication to snacking." Cody said surprised.

"Dude, did you see Owen? Eating foam core like it's nothing?" Eric said worried.

Chef poured something into a glass of water and walked towards Owen to give it to him. "Ah, don't worry. I'm Cool ha-ha-ha-ha my mom says I got a gut like a goat" He said just as his stomach gurgles. "No, Call 911!" he said quickly as Chris walked towards him "You're gonna need it" He said smiling "Since you're the winner, you get first pic of the trailers." Chris announced and all the guys cheered. Infront of the trailers the guys were to one side, the girls on the other side and Owen was on the middle. Eric leaned close to Cody and Ezekiel "I mean this is a easy choice" He whispered to them as they nod in agreement. "I choose....." Owen thought for a moment before choosing "The squashed one!" The guys begin to complain and and some glared at Owen. "What?" He turned to the guys "It has more character" He said smiling as the girls cheered at Owen's dumb choice. just then The Giant animatronic monster Squashes the other Trailer and the girls whine.

"I am so over that monster!" E-scope said with her arms crossed with a smile on her face.

Later, its night as Chef is rebuilding the trailers and Chris drives by in a kart "Okay, everyone, get a good night's sleep, Because you've got a seriously early wake-up call. " He said as he passed by "Call time is 6:00am" He drives away laughing "Sleep quickly. Inside the guys trailer Eric sees as some of them start to get their beds. Harold taking top, Geoff being bottom. Trent top, Owen bottom. Justin top, Duncan Bottom, DJ Top, Cody Bottom. Daniel top and his things took bottom. Eric saw that they actively still avoided Ezekiel so he took bunked with Ezekiel, Ezekiel took top and he took bottom even if eric prefers either. Meanwhile the girls couldn't decides "I need to sleep on the east side" Heather said "so my head will be closer to the ocean" she explained "That's the dumbest thing I've ever head" Lehsawna began "We're in Toronto. We're nowhere near the ocean. " She said "Then maybe I don't want to lay my pretty head near this big-butted, loudmouthed, mall-shopping--" Heather began "Abd Maybe I don't want to sleep near a two-faced bossy little string bean of a prom queen!" She short back at Heather Bridgette whistles "Girls! You heard chris. We need to be on set by 6:00 am" She told them "Worried we might cut into your early-morning make-out session?" Leshawna began making kissy sounds "Yes. Kind of." She looked at Gwen "Gwen?" She crossed her arms "No way!" she quickly replied "Heather's Meanness might leech down while I'm sleeping." Lindsay said with her arms on her waits "oh! is meanness contagious?" Beth asked "Totally" Lindsay replied "Besides, I'm bunking with my new B.F.F." She continued "My Beth Friend Forever" "Aw!" Beth repleid "Fine! We'll draw straws!" Bridgette said crossing her arms. "Who's got straws?" Leshawna asked, no one said anything so Lindsay spoke up "We could use make-up brushes instead!" She run to bring make up brushes. "That's actually a good Idea" Gwen replied "Longest ones get the top bunks, Shortest ones the bottom" Beth explained "Shortest of all gets to sleep with heather" She added as Heather growls as they all picked a brush. "Yes! Top Bunk!" Lindsay said "I got Bottom!" Beth said "I call Lindsay!" Beth replied "I call Beth right back!" Lindsay said as the went to get a bunk. "I got Bottom!" Bridgette said "Gwen?" She asked "I got top! Sure" They went together to their bunk "I got bottom" Leshawna said "I'm a top!" E-Scope said smiling and they went to their bunk "You mean. I get two beds all to my self?" Heather said laughing as she went to her bunk "Sweet!" "Yeah, We've really got to work on our math" Gwen said as Heather laughed and placed her things on the top Bunk and she got the bottom "Loosers!"

Eventually everyone is asleep. some peacefully others snoring but the point is everyone is fast asleep as Chris pokes his head around the tailers with his devilish grin "Shh" He said "they are sleeping..." he pulls out a mega phone that whines some feedback before speaking "This is your 5:00 a. m. wake - up call!" everyone wakes up and shouts . Chris laughs "I'm only kidding!" he laughed "You can sleep... for now." Everyone sighed as they tried to go back to sleep, but just then he blows the air horn from the mega phone but with the air horn Owen gave a mega fart that shook the earth. Chris the faces the camera "That's a wrap on day one. " He said with his smile "How will Owen fare with a stomachful of foamcore and sawdust? What will tomorrow hold for Gwen and Trent tomorrow?" He smiled more "Will Eric and Ezekiel become friends? and What drama will Bryan bring for these sucker? Who knows what drama is in store for out cast?" he pauses then continued "Well, I do, but I ain't telling." He pust his arms behind his back before waving off "See you next time for another thrilling episode of 'Total! Dram! Action!" Chris said as the camera pans back showing the semi light dark Abandoned film lot. "McLean ! Out" He added as the camera begins to fade to black just as the Monster roars. "Can someone please put a wrap on that monster!"

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TDA Exclusive Scene: Bryan's Audition Tape.

Next Episode: Alien Resur-eggtion

A/N: Hope you Enjoyed my Rewrite of Episode 1 OF TDA . Hope you enjoy my rewrite. I'm going to try to do better with my writing so Eric, Bryan, Ezekiel and Cody get abit of equal screen time.

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TDC Episode 2: All Aboard part 2

A/N: *This season of TDC all players are adults even the reboot ones. they are 20, PI are 24, ROTI are 25 and the Original cast are 27.*

Previous Episode:

All Aboard part 1

Recap Voice Over:

"Last Time on Total Drama Cruiser! 36 crew member were brought back for an exciting new season, divided in to 4 teams of 9. some liked their teams others not so much. We learned why some people didn't return to the game and we also found out who might be this season's antagonist jajaja. We also found out the way of elimination the plank of shame. who will be the first one to dive into shark infested waters? and who will be setting foot in our economy class? Find out right here on Total! Drama! Cruise!"

Chris and the crew mates were all on the beach of Hawaii a familiar beach for everyone who was a spectator of the World Tour Finally "Today's challenge we will be divided into 3 parts. first part you will decide who will sit out of the second and third part of the challenge." Chris smirked as he pointed to the four cages "That person will sit there on their first half and they have to eat disgusting food prepared by today's surprise guess. World Tour's Winner, Alejandro!" As Chriss announces who would be preparing the disgusting food, a Helicopter drops Alejandro with him Heather. "Al Buddy, I am only needed you. That who I'm paying only 50 dollars. " Chris said "Well, I don't go anywhere with out Alejandro" Heather spoke as she held Alejandro's hand. "So these are the pathetic looser you chose for your new season?" Alejandro sneered as he saw everyone "Oh looked an Eel dipped in Grease." Noah said. "Al" Justin said "Justin" Alejandro replied. Justin glaring at him while Alejandro just smirked.

"I hate that smooth talker! He thinks he is better than me because he could get more people to fall for him! He is nothing compared to me! I'm the original pretty boy! He is just a copy!" Justin's Confessional.

"The Last person to puke their disgusting food would get a 5 min head start in the next part of the challenge." Chris said "Alejandro and Heather will make the grossest food, while each of you choose who is going to eat from your own team." Everyone looked at eachother and they got in circle. Screaming Eagles: "Okay Team, we need someone who isn't grossed out easily and cost us the advantage." Carlos said taking the lead "Blainley can't do it because she cheated during her gross food challenge." Blainley glared at him "Who volunteers? Kyle? Julia? Your season had really disgusting food." Carlos pointed out "Yeah but I wasn't the one to eat a type wyrm that was Julia." Kyle smirked as Julia glared at him "Gross! No I am not Doing it! Why not you big guy?" She points to rodney "You were raised on a farm" Everyone turns to Rodney "Me? I.. Uhhh.. well you see...." Rodney began stuttering before he shrugs. "It might be the best plan, most of us here dont tolerate gross foods" Trent said thinking back to season 1. "And I can't eat anything gross! Not Even Chef's Food!" Anna Maria said. "That's because paying attention to your physical appearance is a cry of help! and you secretly love the fact that you can get to be yourself with daniel." Dawn said as Anne Maria glared t Dawn.

"Carlos and maybe Kyle, Julia and Rodney seem to be the only other strong competitors in our team... Blainley should go out as soon as we get a change and Carlos and Trent agree. But right now I need to focus and don't let my anger take over" Eva's Confessional.

"So Rodney is our pick?" Eva asked. "Seems like it." Kyle said smiling. Julia then pulls Kyle aside "Hey We need to talk" She told him as he pulled him away from the team "Yes Julia?" He asked "You know we are at A voting dis advantage right? If we lose, Eva, Carlos, Trent, Dawn and Anne Maria could team up to vote us off. We are the newbies and despite our differences we have to work together at least until we reach the merge." Julia said as Kyle listened "Yeah but how can i trust you? You aren't exactly trustworthy Julia. I Haven't forgotten what You did to Caleb and Priya." Kyle said with his hands on his hips "True I am not exactly trust worthy. But. If we could work together we could ride the challenges." She said. "Yeah but if we work together our team will avoid most eliminations, Not Counting Blainley and Anne Maria the rest of us are good at challenges." Kyle said "That what we need. Work together and not Kill each other in the prosses." Julia though about it "You are right..." She said.

"Kyle, is smart. and He knows how to play well as a team... which is why he can't stay longer that 25th place. I'll keep him for as long as I can and then Boot him. Like his Cousin Eric he always make it far and I am planning to stop that." Julia's Confessional.

"I don't trust Julia One bit! But if I can help my team work together we could ride off every challenge without going to the poop deck and manage to avoid elimination. With me, Carlos, Julia, Eva, Trent, Dawn and Rodney. we have a fair chance. I'm doing this for Wayner and Rajie.... and Bowie. and to get back into the Hockey team. If i prove that I can be a team player the coach has to let me back right?" Kyle's Confessional.

Killer Hornets: "Okay so which of us has the most Iron stomach?" Daniel asked as all The girls looked away avoiding Daniel's eye. "Great.. None of us have guts." Noah said as he looked at everyone "Yeah, My Great Great Great Great Great Great-" Daniel sighed "For Crying out loud Stacy be useful and shut your damn Mouth for once!" He snapped. "I Vote Staci for the eating part!" Sadie said as she raised her hand. "Me too." Katie said smiling "What?! Why me" Stacy replied. "I'm not against it" Daniel smirked "Sure why not. Nichelle? Sammy? Jane? Beardo?" Noah asked "Fine by me! I don't like disgusting foods" Sammy said. Both Beardo and Jane agreed. "I also agree with that." Nichelle said as they all looked at Stacy who is worried and confused.

"I had to take the leadership role of my team. we are the worst team. Worst than the grips. Maybe I need a new game strategy this season." Daniel's confessional.

"It's strange to see Daniel take a leader ship role. He usually stays in the back hidden. But I don't blame him. Have you seen our team?" Noah's confessional.

"My Great Great great Great great great grandfather created prisons, Before him, people used to walk cuffed all around and even ran away and policeman had to round them up.... And My great Great great great great-" Stacy's Confessional.

"So yeah, this team sucks.... At least my previous teams had good players, but this one?! This one is the worst! The other three teams are better especially the Pidgeon's, They have a mutant! A Mutant! They have the advantage." Jane's Confessional.

Ferocious Pidgeons: "Okay we all have to agree that Dakotazoid will do the first part of the challenge right?" Bryan said as he rounded up the team. "And why should we listen to you man?" Tyler asked as he looked at Bryan "You haven't been the best player in previous seasons and a cheater mind you." Geoff added. "Sam yeah... You are like Alejandro and Heather but Worst" Sam said.

"I am nothing Like Alejandro or Heather! And I learned strategy, My girl back home aka Courtney taught me a few strategies i could use to make it far, And one thing is being a team player. She made me watch every season of total drama, learn from everyone's mistakes." Bryan's Confessional.

"I fine with Bryan's Plan" Dakotazoid said as Bryan smiled "Alright who is against it?" He looked at the others and they stayed silent "Good, with Dakotazoid we might win this first half." He smiled.

Turkeys of Death: "I volunteer myself for the challenge" Ezekiel said "With my toxic saliva i could dissolve the food and when i eat it I wont have must taste." He said as everyone looked at him "But isn't eating Toxines dangerous for you" Millie asked. "Not since i got mutated in Chris' mine." He said nodding. "I like you enthusiasm Zeke, but Ripper is the grossest one here, I bet he can eat without vomiting" Sierra said. "Me? why?!" He asked. "Mmmm I don't know.... Be who do you think should do the challenge?" Brick asked B and B pointed at Ripper. "agreed." Brick added. "I think Zeke should do it if he want's to do it" Justin said smiling

"If Zeke's looses us the advantage guess who the team votes for.... Yeah Mutant Homeschool. This is my season. I need to show them that I'm a better version of my Action self." Justin's confessional.

"What do you think cutie" Justin asked Amy who had been staring at him. "Oh me? Uh I vote Zeke!" She smiled and looks away blushing. "okay that's 3 votes Zeke, 3 votes Ripper. Millie? Topher Ripper?" Sierras asked them "Definitely I vote ripper!" Millie said. "And I vote Zeke I don't want to eat disgusting Foods!"

"Justin is so attractive!" Amy's Confessional.

"I won't eat anything disgusting! I made a deal with Axel's brother that i will refrain from gross things!" Ripper's Confessional.

"I vote for....." Topher began as both Zeke and Ripper waited with anticipation for him to choose. "Zeke. It's the best choice! The toxic Saliva sounds like a good plan!"

The time to choose their prisoner was over as Chris told the selected person to walk forward. Rodney, Stacy, Dakotazoid and Zeke walked forward "Okay! You four step into your cages! Heather and Alejandro are finishing the gross food you four have to stomach." He smirked "The brough from the most disgusting trash they could find. While they finish, I'll give you the rules for the second part of the challenge, 7 members of each team, will create a sacrifice with no pineapple head, off Heather or Alejandro. If you have a female contestant in the cage you will build an Alejandro dummy, if you have a female you build a Heather dummy." Chris said. "Excellent! I wanted some revenge on Al, and now it is time. Even if it's a dummy" Bryan's Confessional.

"After building the dummy from those 7 , 3 will work together to the volcano and throw their sacrifice, after than they will race back down and run towards that side of the beach where depending the order you arrive in with is the order we will have the one on one part of the challenge. the first one to win 3 fights win immunity and get to travel to our next destination in first class. the team that losses 3 fights will get the poop deck and are forced to send someone home." Chris explain the rules, just as Alejandro, Chef, Heather and a red Head Inter. "Izzy?!" Everyone gasped when they saw the familiar crazy "Yep, Izzy Agreed to be my intern in exchange for fix her image, after her out burst on set" Chris smirked "Give the prisoner their, food." Chris said as the four went to each of the person in the cage, Chris press the airhorn signaling for the challenge too start

"This is so entertaining, Watching those loser eat disgusting food , for a million dollars. I Know I wanted the Money but, seeing them squirm is more entertaining. But I still want the Million don't get me wrong." Heather's confessional.

Dakotazoid and Zeke were having an easy time with the challenge, Zeke's saliva making it easy for him to eat, while Dakotazoid's stomach allowed her to eat without vomiting. How every Stacy couldn't eat one spoon full as she tried to eat she couldn't help but vomit. "And Stacy is Out!" Chris said as the Hornets sighed. Rodney wasn't that behind when he vomited. "And Rodney is also Out! Only Dakotazoid and Zeke's left maybe it's time to see some of the most disgusting blunders from total drama history, gotten from Sierra's blog." Chris said as Chef brought Chris' monitor. Izzy notices Al and Heather weren't there so he left into the boat to find them. While the challenge progressed Izzy was looking for Heather and Alejandro around the cruise ship

"If I had to think like those two, They'd be looking for the briefcase with the money in Chris quarters. He hired me as a Inter but I'm more like security. and Maybe explosive will get to Boom Boom!" Izzy's Confessional.

Heather and Alejandro were in the production suite of the production. Alejandro was looking near Chris' room while heather kept look out. "Hurry Up Alejandro! we need the money and then leave out of here." Heather said as she gave Alejandro a side eye as she kept watch. "Don't rush me! McLean's Room is disturbing! he has pictures of himself everywhere in this suite." Alejandro said from the room "And there is no way of knowing where he would hide the case.": he added. "There should be a safe around there." Heather said as he kept watch. "Ugh this is so frustrating!" Alejandro groaned. "That's How I wanted to catch you two jaja" Izzy said as Heather notices her "Oh Crap! Alejandro! IT's the Crazy girl!" Heather shouted at Alejandro. "What?! She was with Chef and Chris!" He said walking out and his eyes widening as he saw Izzy standing there "You two are not supposed to be here." She smirked "Production team and staff only! You two are only here to Demo the challenge.". Heather back away "I got lost Izzy... I was looking for the Confessional." She said trying to get away. "Yeah that's what we were doing" Alejandro said calm. "OH i do not believe that...." She smiled "Prepare to Face the power of Izzy" She began charging towards them, as Heather first instinct was to bolt out of there. "I am Out of here" Heather said running. "Pft I am not scared of You Izzy" Alejandro said

"Alejandro Is Crazy For challenging Izzy like that. I know he is muscular and a force to be reckoned with but Izzy is unpredictable and she can go on a head to head fight with Chef so I know he is risking loosing. But right now I needed to save my ass" Heather's confessional.

"I delt with Izzy during season 3 and she is nothing but a joke. I can easily take her" Alejandro's confessional.

"Heather is a smart cookie for running from the Izzy! But Alejandro will see just how capable this nut case is!" Izzy's confessional.

Izzy and Alejandro began having a hand to hand combat. Their fight were head to head as they fought, an Intense battle for two of the strongest ex competitors. Heather was running off from the Production suite. While they fought for a long time, and it appeared liked Alejandro had the upper hand when Izzy slowly changed the tides, tripping Alejandro and then tasing him "Izzy wins!" She exclaims as she then puts cuffs on Alejandro's wrist "Time to take you to the boats punishment cells" She said as she took Alejandro to the lower parts of the cruise ship where there were cells and she pushed Alejandro towards one of the cells "Now I need to find Heather" She said as she closed Alejandro's cell and left to go find heather.

"Izzy won't find me if I hide in first class right?" Heather's confessional.

Back with the Challenge They were still seeing disgusting scenes of Total Drama of people vomiting and Dakotazoid couldn't take it anymore. She had an Iron Stomach and she couldn't take much more of seeing past people vomiting. "And Zeke wins the advantage for the Turkeys of Death! they won the 5 min advantage in the Sacrifice Building Challenge!" Chris said as the Turkeys of Death celebrated. "Now teams choose who is going to be waiting at the other side of the island for the third part of the challenge.." Chris said as the teams reunited again

Turkeys of Death: The team were together except Ezekiel "Okay Who is the strongest member of our team?" Millie asked "I am!" Both Ripper and Brick spoke at the same time. "What? You are not the strong one I am!" They continued to talk at the same time "No I am!"

"I need to prove I'm the alpha male of the team! and show them I am the strongest here!" Ripper's confessional.

"I have military training, There is no doubt I am the strongest one!" Brick's confessional.

"Ugh, Can we just not Argue!" Amy said crossing her arms "Ripper will take the last part challenge and that's final!" She said as everyone stared at her. "Wow oaky miss bossy pants, Brick is the best choice he has military training!" Sierra said crossing her arms "But if we choose Ripper we could blame him if we loose, and he can be booted off" Justin said "Hey! I am not that bad! My girlfriend's brothers taught me how to be strong so i can keep their sister safe!" Ripper said as everyone exchanged glances at him "Okay Fine!" They all said at the same time. "If that's who is going to take the final challenge, then Me, Brick and B will take the Dummy up to the Volcano." Sierra said smiling.

Ferocious Pigeons: "Okay who will we send to the last challenge?" Bryan asked as everyone exchanged glances. "I could-" Tyler began but Bryan stopped him "Not you Tyler...." Bryan said

"No one here is good for the last challenge.... this is so.... UGh! Maybe.... Axel? I don't know Sam, Tyler, Leonard and Ella are no good for the one on one challenge. Geoff, Axel and Damien seem perfectly fit but Geoff is too much of a nice guy and Damien.... well is Damien... and there is no way they'll beat the eagles if they pick Eva." Bryan's confessional.

"Axel? Will you do it for us?" Damien asked "you are the strongest one of out team" Everyone turned to Axel. "And you could beat the crap out of who ever you are placed against to." Axel looked at Damien and smirked "I accept it!" She smiled. "Great we have our fighter!" Geoff smiled. "Then Me, Tyler and Bryan will take the dummy to the volcano" Geoff added.

Killer Hornets: None of the team spoke up to take the last spot of the challenge. they were all glancing at each other hoping for to volunteer for the last challenge.

"The sacrifices we have to take to lead a team of complete dumb shits. Noah is the only smart one but we don't need brain in the final challenge. Jane is just a flexible girl but not good in fighting challenges and Nichelle.... welll yeah" Daniel's cponfessional.

"Okay, okay. I'll take The final spot!" He sighed "But you guys better be fast and carry the heavy Alejandro Sacrifice." Daniel said. "We will, There is nothing I'd like more than to see Alejandro fall into that volcano even if it's just a dummy." Noah said as Daniel nodded. "As for who will take the dummy, it will be Nichelle, Jane and Beardo" Daniel said "Sure I see no problem with that."

Screaming Eagles: "Eva you want to go to the last Challenge?" Carlos asked her "Yeah, I'd bring our team the win." Eva said with no hesitation. "To have a better chance to arrive first to the volcano and the beach, me, Trent and Kyle will take the Heather dummy up the volcano." Carlos said hoping the team agreed. "I'm fine with that" Julia said as she just looked at her Nails. "Yeah because there is no way my good looking body will get near the heat of that volcano" Anne Maria said. "And I'm not risking letting my body get burned by lava Blainley Said.

Meanwhile Izzy finally found Heather and Heather began running off from Izzy "I almost got you!" She laughed crazily as she ran. "You can run as much as you Can Heather! But you can't hide from the E-scope!" Izzy said as she chased Heather "Come on Izzy! We were friends! Can't you just let this slide?" She asked laughing crazily and Tackling Heather "I got you Now! Wait till Chris Hears this" She smiled as she took Heather toward the cell and locked her up in the cell next to Alejandro's.

"You think Chris, would give me a raise for what i Did?" Izzy's Confessional.

Chris Blew the air horn and the building challenge began. The turkeys of death began their 5 minute head start to build their sacrfice with Dekotazoid's intructions. When the 5 mins were over the other teams following the guidance of their caged teammate began their sacrifices, Sadly the Hornets were getting nothing since, Staci was focused on talking about he great great great great greet. "Yeah! My great great great great great Grandfather, invented Logs! Before him people used to burn trees with out cutting them... and my Great great great great great great great -" Staci continued "Ugh! Tgis is Frustrating!" Jane complained as she covered her ears tired of Staci "Can't we just glue her mouth shut?" She asked as the other shrugs. "Staci! Can you just tell us what to get? We are going to lose if you don't help us." Noah yelled "This is so Humiliating The other team will win!" Sammy said frowning. Beardo nods making a losing tune. as The other teams kept working on their sacrifices slowly the teams finished their their sacrifices and the 3 for each team began taking the sacrifices up. leaving the hornets behind. Chris walks towards the last place team "If you don't put the work your team automatically loose the challenge and head to the poop deck." He laughed at them. They all glared at Stacy. "Okay I Am Done with Mrs Nice Girl!" Jane spat "You will shut you mouth up and tell us what to do or So help me You will be the one going home tonight!" Jane yelled ar her

"It's obvious who is going home if we loose" Jane's confessional

"Honestly.... Why is should we win at this Point. The other 3 teams are ahead by a lot!" Nichelle's confessional.

"Why is she sooo Useless!" Noah's Confessional

"Is she kidding? Who here buys her lies?" Beardo's Confessional

"Not even me and Sadie are that annoying!" Katie's Confessional.

Eventually they managed to build their Alejandro Sacrifice, So that allowed Nichelle, Beardo and Jane to began working together to carry the Alejandro Sacrifice towards the Volcano. Meanwhile the other three teams were far away from them They were basically just finishing throwing their sacrifices. "Trent, Carlos, we Should go Now!" Kyle said as he began running down the volcano the mentioned guys following behind him. Once Tyler, Geoff and Bryan threw their sacrifice they began running behind the first place team, Tyler then tripped and began falling down the volcano. Geoff and Bryan exchanged glances. After Throwing the the sacrifices the three members of Turkeys of Death began running towards the beach. B had offered Carrying Brick and Sierra so they could arrive together. The three teams in the lead were head to head, except Tyler who had fallen from the side of the volcano.

"Chris never said that the whole 3 members should arrive to the beach together so, We should yell at Tyler to run towards the beach. But first...." Bryan's confessional.

Bryan pushed Kyle, and he provoked Kyle to tumble and and make the rest of his teammates fall.

"What is Wrong with Bryan! I know this is a race but he doesn't have to push me!" Kyle's confessional.

"Wow So typical of Bryan tripping the enemy, I better keep an eye on him...." Sierra's Confessional.

"Tyler! Run to the beach! Hurry! IF we cross first Axel will have her 3 fights firs!" Bryan yelled still running down the volcano just in case. Tyler groaned as he got up from the floor and began making his way to the beach. "Oh No he is not arriving First!" Carlos said as He got up first than Kyle and Trent and he began running down as fast as he could. Behind Him followed B carrying Brick and Sierra. Finally reaching the top of the volcano was Jane, Nichelle and Beardo, They threw their sacrifice as Nichelle observed a faster way to climb down the Volcano.

"I need to reach the beach first! we could give Daniel the chance to win the challenge.... But I am Tempted to stay back so we could Vote off Staci" Nichelle's confessional.

"Look Nichelle!" Jane said as Nichelle and Beardo looked at her "You could climb thru there and reach the ground first that B, and Carlos. and Since you will land safely you could beat Tyler to the end." Jane said as Nichelle smiled and Began climbing down the way Jane said. Jane smiled.

"I want to win. Even if I dislike Staci and she made us fall behind.... I still don't want use to lose a teammate, No matter how useless they are" Jane's confessional.

The race was close, Tyler going slowly to the end. B and Carlos running at the same pace as Nichelle had just landed in at the ground and she began running towards the beach. "This I going to be close! Tyler has the lead! but Nichelle just landed first to the ground! and But Carlos and B are both running at an Alarming rate! First class is on the line! first fights will be given to the team who arrives first" Chris said as he watched thru the monitors the 4 four main runners. "chef should we make the fight the way to chose a real looser between 3rd and 4th place?" Chris asked Chef. "Yes! That'd be excellent!" Chef smiled. from where he was Bryan could see that Nichelle was going to beat Tyler.

"Desperate Times calls for desperate Measures!" Bryan's Confessional.

Bryan grabbed a coconut and tossed it towards Brick, The coconut hit him making him fall from B's arm and by pure change he fell on top of Nichelle. Seeing that Provoked Sierra to tackle Bryan and began beating the crap out of him. Carlos too advantage of this and speed up towards the finish line Just as Tyler was about to win Carlos passed By Tyler. "And The Screaming Eagles! Won first place!" Chris said as Carlos crossed. "What!? What about the fights!?" Eva asked. "Well! The fight will still happen but that to choose the ultimate loser between the last two team and It appears that the fight will happen between Daniel and Ripper because the Ferocious Pigeons win second place." Chris said as Tyler finally crossed the line.

"This Is Bryan's fault! It's really un fair that Bryan's team got second Place!" Sierra's Confessional.

As the sun hung low in the sky, casting an orange hue over the arena, Ripper and Daniel stood atop platforms, each armed with jousting sticks, their eyes locked in a battle of wills. Ripper flexed his muscles, a cocky grin spreading across his rugged face. "You ready to taste defeat, Daniel?" Daniel smirked, adjusting his grip on the jousting stick. "I wouldn't be so sure, Ripper. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve." With a Air horn from Chris, the duel to avoid elimination ceremony began. The platforms rocked as Ripper and Daniel charged towards each other, their jousting sticks clashing with thunderous force. "Is that all you've got, Daniel?!" Ripper taunted, his voice booming across the arena. Daniel gritted his teeth, his focus unwavering. "You haven't seen anything yet, Ripper!" Back and forth they battled, neither willing to give an inch. The tension in the air was palpable as the spectators held their breath, waiting for the decisive moment. Suddenly, Ripper unleashed a powerful strike, catching Daniel off guard and sending him staggering backward towards the edge of the platform. "You're finished, Daniel!" Ripper roared triumphantly, preparing for the final blow. "Go Ripper Beat His ass!" Amy shouted. "Don't let that Jerk beat you Daniel!" Nichelle shouted. But Daniel wasn't about to go down without a fight. With a swift maneuver, he regained his balance and countered Ripper's attack, sending him reeling. The rest of Daniel's erupted into cheers as the duel reached its climax, the combatants locked in a fierce struggle for dominance. As the dust settled, it seemed as though Daniel had gained the upper hand, poised to send Ripper tumbling into the shark-infested waters below. "Any last words Ripper!" But then, Ripper unleashed his secret weapon. "Ah, what's that smell?!" Daniel exclaimed, his nose wrinkling in disgust. Ripper grinned wickedly, raising his arms to reveal his potent secret. "what you smell is my natural yeast smell." The foul stench emanating from Ripper's pits was enough to make Daniel dizzy, his senses overwhelmed by the noxious fumes With a final shove, Ripper sent Daniel plummeting into the waters below, victorious in the ultimate showdown of strength and strategy. "And Ripper wins it for the Turkeys of Death!" Chris shouted in his mega phone as the team cheered and the Killer Hornets groaned.

"I don't Blame Daniel for loosing.. Ripper stinks like crap" Jane's Confessional.

"Anyone would have lost that fight even Eva... well not Axel.... Some how she can handle his stink" Kyle's Confessiona.

"Well Killer Hornets, You are the first ones to go to the Poop deck to eliminate your first Team mate." Chris laughed as Everyone from the team glanced at eachother.

Soon it was dark and the Killer Hornets were sitting on lounge chairs in the poop deck Chris was Standing Near the Plank of shame as the team looked at him "Welcome to your first elimination Ceremony Killer Hornets. Just like in season 3 You will vote in the confessional by stamping a red X on the passport of the desired crewmate you want to vote off." Chris smirked "Now Chef is going to remind you what you did to be here." He smiled as Chef walked next to chris "Daniel, You let something as simple as Ripper stinky pits to make you lose the jousing fight which caused your team to be sent here." Chef pointed to Daniel "You would have too if You smelled those really stinky Pits!" He said trying not to vomit. "Nichelle you almost reached the finish line but you let Brick fall on top of you and that caused your team to end in 3/4th place." He said pointing to Nichelle. "I couldn't anticipate that Brick would fall on me! Those stinky Pigeons are cheaters" Nichelle growled. "And Lastly, Staci, your excessive lying, caused your team to be left behind in the race. if your team hadn't threatened you you would have automatically lost." Chef said "Well, My great great great great-" Chris interrupted him "Shut it! Nobody cares!" He said "Get to voting Loser!"

"Nichelle could have arrived first if Bryan didn't knock Brick on top of her, Daniel Lost to Rippers stinky pits... but" Jane stamps Staci's passport "Ms Lying got my vote"

"Is it debatable?" Nichelle stamped Staci's passport without saying anything

"Daniel lost the tie breaker... sorry buddy" Noah said stamping Daniel's Passport.

"Yeah Daniel.... I know he is evil" Staci Stamped Daniel's passport.

Daniel aggressively stamped multiple times Staci's passport "Bye Bye girly!"

Sadie and Katie together stamped on Staci's Passport.

"we are all tired of her stories... she seems nice but she should interact instead of lying" Sammy stamped Staci's Passport.

Beardo making sound effects stamped Staci's passport.

Chris was holding a plate of of chocolate made cruise tickets as he stared at the team "The crew mate who doesn't receive their cruise pass, will have to walk the poop deck and jump out on the plank of shame, and you can never come back... Ever!" Chris smirked "Before i give the passes if anyone here wants to use the Hatchet Totem to chose someone else to be booted? If you found it." Chris asked as everyone glanced at each other. "Very well, The pass will go to...Sadie!" He tossed the pass to Sadie "Katie!" He tossed it "Nichelle, Jane!" He tossed two more passed "Noah, Beardo, Sammy" He said as he tossed 3 more passes. Having now only one pass left "We got now 1 pass left and 2 crewmates." he said as Daniel and Staci exchanged glances "The last pass goes to....." Chris said as he extended the tension as Daniel began looking worried for a minute and Staci was almost biting her nails. ".... Daniel!" Chris said as he tossed the pass to Daniel "Yes!" He smiled and then quickly put on his sorry mask "Ooops Sorry Staci...." He said . "First Boot again!" Staci sighed frowning "Plant of Shame that Way stacy." Chris smirked pointing to the dock of shame.

"I can't believe I am being first boot again! I did good this time and shared interesting facts of my relatives with my team... why do they have to be such haters!" Stacy's Last Confessional.

Staci walked towards the Plank as Chris and the rest of the ream followed behind her. "Any last words Staci?" Chris asked. "Yeah!, My Great great great great great-" Chris nods to chef and chef pushed Staci off the plank "Greaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh" She fell and splashed. "What will Bryan do next? Who will be winnign next time and Will Julia backstab Kyle? Find out next time on Total Drama Cruiser!" With that the camera pans away and the camera fades to black.

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A/N: I almost never finished episode 2 of TDC, I was having a hard time to write the challenge the protagonist of this challenge were the killer Hornets. I hope you guys enjoy it!

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TDC Ferocious Pigeons

Here is the ferocious pigeons team a team with 6 guys and 3 girls. The members consist of Tyler, Bryan, Geoff, Dakotazoid, Sam, Leonard, Ella, Axel and Damien.

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TDC Episode 1: All Aboard Part 1

   The cameras glide over the blue skies, showing off how beautiful they looked, then showing the calm and serene ocean. Suddenly I record, scratching sound, ruins, the atmosphere, and the camera pans to McLean, who had his famous devious smile. “ total drama fans, we are back for another exciting season of total drama. Here’s how it’s gonna work. The production and I picked all the seasons of total drama and myself picked horrible players of total drama, who have barely made it to the merge or to the merge but by pure luck” he smiles and laughs “ which means favorites like Heather and Alejandro won’t be in  this season of total drama or will they?” Chris says as he walks across the dock “ the rules are simple. I’m bringing back 36 contestants from across total drama history to battle it out on a voyage around the world, but unlike season three they were not be any singing maybe, and we are traveling on a boat the big McLean. I want those 36 campers into four teams of nine. The victory team will get to enjoy their voyage on first class, sues in the upper levels of the deck the second and third place will get to enjoy economy class, which consist of barely comfortable accommodations” he laughs before turning to the last area “ losing team a.k.a. fourth place will get to enjoy the nuts, comfortable poop bag, where they rest in camp tents and will be forced to watch one of their own jump. The plank of shame into what is going to probably be shark infested waters. There’s going to be a McLean invincibility statue, hidden throughout the boat which could save camper from being eliminated. If you have it in your possession, and to mix things up, there’s going to be two more idol but they’re not going to be hidden inside the vote they’ll be hidden throughout the challenge in the destination. “ Chris then shows in the monitor the other two totems. “ The hatchet totem who has the chance to eliminate any potential player whether they’re on the shopping block or not sell players in the winter team have no guarantee safe the other totem is second chance totem. This totem will allow the person who has it to bring any desired player of his choice. These, both to only can be used before the merge so after we reach the merge, those students will be useless. The invincibility totem can only be used before the final three.” Chris smiles wickedly “ and that’s about every rule for now stay tune for the sea sickening season of Total Drama Cruiser!” The camera pans away showing off cruise ship before the camera went black and the intro started with the total drama I want to be famous intro.

After the intro is back on Chris as he smiles with the monitor behind him “ the cast knows the rules of the season and that they’ll be divided into team of four so I think it’s time to introduce our cast shall we. Here comes our cast from the original seasons of total drama. We have Eva, Sadie, Katie, Carlo, Tyler, Brian, Zeke, Justin Trent, Noah, Geoff Sierra and Blainley.” as Chris was naming each of them they were getting out of the bus then chicken bus. “ This is so unfair McLean why do I have to ride on that loser bus? I am famous I am Blainerific” Blainley said whining “ they only thing you are famous is from being a complete B I T C-” Eva was saying when Carlos stopped her “ woah Eva, this is a family friendly show. Besides, she isn’t worth your anger come on.” he grabbed her hand and with a lot of effort dragged Eva away from Blainley. “ Yeah, it’s not like you make many friends. When you hosted the aftermath, you were pure evil.” Katie said Sadie agreed with her. “ yeah kidnapping Bridget and sending her to Siberia not cool. It would be a miracle if you last more than one episode.” Sierra added to the conversation Blainley had a face because she knew that Sierra was right. “ But what I don’t get is why Chris allowed Zeke back and that he is not feral anymore” Trent said as Zeke smile “ you got that right Homie I am in it to win it. And I’m not feral, but I am still a bit mutant ha ha” Zeke he laughed awkwardly “ all right that’s enough move into the boat.” Chris told them angrily before he turned back to the camera.” carrying on. From our second cast of revenge of the island we have. Stacy, silent B, Dawn,  Daniel, brick, Anne Maria, Sam and Dakotazoid” when he mentioned the others they got out of the bus “ yeah Mike. Great, great great great great great great great grandfather invented buses before him. People would’ve just walked all around there legs would be tired.” Said. “ oh my God Chris shut her up. I can’t take her with her compulsive lying about her great great great something something” covering his ears in frustration “ because you crave the attention after being born last of your siblings, and your parents, don’t give you mind at all” Dawn said as she placed her hand on Danielle’s shoulder “ who told you that wasn’t Eric I’m gonna pound his face” he said angrily as Anne Marie stalked towards Dawn “ well Blondy stay away from my man if you don’t wanna but beat from the glamour girl, you better stay off” she spat as Chris laughed

“ well girls save the drama for when we are on the sea getting into the bus while I introduce the rest of the cast” he said as they went inside the boat with the others. “ One of the most weird we’ve ever had on total drama we have Beardo, Leonard, Amy, Rodney, Sammy, Ella and eugh Topher” Chris introduced the Pakethew Cast letting a sigh when he mentioned Topher “ It’s good to be back Chris aren’t you glad to see me.” Topher said excitedly “ no I’m not glad to see you Topher I’m never glad to see any of you” he said a rolling his eyes “ this is wonderful. I could finally put my game into this new season. Maybe I get this thing and get kicked out” Ella said smiling “ugh why did you have to bring Amy she was the worst!” Sammy said frowning “ but you see the sparemy” Amy barks back as the two girls glared at each other. “ I love it when siblings fight. go move it. I have to introduce the last cast member before we set this ship on the road.” he said as the Pakethew cast went into the boat “ last but not least, we have our new cast, we have Julia, Nichelle, Axel, ripper, Kyle, Jane, Damien and Millie” he said as the last mentioned got out of the bus. “ Finally fresh air. I don’t know what it was worse those stinky chickens or rippers farts” Julia said as he gagged. “ I think that’s gross.” Jane pointed to Axel and ripper making out. “ oh yeah, that is definitely gross.” Millie said “ but cute at the same time how someone like rapper can get a girlfriend” she added “ better than me.” Kyle said as he crossed his arms “ all right now that we have our 36 campers introduced follow me and I’ll give you the tour of the boat. “ Chris said as he went up the boat and everyone followed him the first area they went was the Poop deck which served as the common area, the sleeping quarters for the losers, and where the ceremony for elimination will take place “ this is the common area for second third and fourth place, this is where you’ll enjoy some sun time and get to swimming in our disgusting pool.” He said as everyone groaned with disgust “ if you follow me down the hall, we’ll find the lunch room where you’re going to enjoy that disgusting and not so easy to eat food made by chef hatchet.” Chris continued “ honestly Chris, couldn’t you hire someone who could make disgusting food taste better like I don’t know DJ” Bryan said crossing his arms and when he said that chef threw an axe his way luckily he managed to dodge it. “ wow man slaughter I was just kidding dude Jesus you are touchy” he said as chef glared “ where is the bathroom?” Daniel added “ down the hall to your left” he said and Daniel made his way into the bathroom to see there was a camera there. “ the bathroom that I sent Daniel to was the confession can” Chris laughed “ communal bathrooms are the same way, but to the right”. 

“ World tour, déjà vu. A camera in the potty. Chris has to be joking. And this is completely an Ottery disgusting. but a good thing for me is that we don’t have any Eric to ruin my plans this time I’m gonna show everyone what I made of and they’ll get to see what they didn’t get to see in my previous two seasons that I got eliminated early ” Daniel’s confessional. 

    Chris let them towards the hallway that was the sleeping quarters for second and third place “ this is where the second and third places of each team will enjoy economy class” he opens the door to one of the room to show messy, disgusting and uncomfortable beds “ yeah, those bed will not give you the comfort that you deserve just like sleeping in camp Wawanakwa.”

“ the beds in first class better be as comfortable and smooth as the bed in the spa hotel in season five or else this competition is going to be a lot more difficulty” Daniel’s confessional

“ yeah yeah can we just get on to see what first class looks like I am never setting foot in this economy room” Zeke said as everyone laughed “ what’s so funny yo?” “ I’m not trying to be a bad guy, but do you remember season one and season three? you got booted first in both seasons, and in season three you said the exact same thing” Trent said placing his arm on Zeke's shoulder” yeah well unlike those two times I have toxic saliva so beat that. Trent!” Chris rolled his eyes at Ezekiel. “ all right moving on for first class. This is going to be great.” he said, showing them towards first class while they walked was walking beside Brian and Julia “ hey Bryan, how is Eric doing? If I remember he was dating a dirt farmer?” Justin asked him as Bryan looked at him “ yes, Scott was his name. Even if little Danny was I guess those still getting together. They sure look happy and cute.” He said as Justin frowns “ there isn’t any drama going on between the two of them?” Justin frowned trying to get more from him “ well not that I know of Eric is in technically living with the family anymore. He is staying with Scott that’s why he didn’t choose to participate this season.” He added “ oh and that’s why Kyle participated this season to take Eric’s place” Julia asked crossing her arms “ not really, just wanted to participate this season I don’t even know why?” He asked as Julia, Justin and Bryan looked at Kyle who was walking besides Millie and Damien but they were staring at Ripper and Axel. “ Interesting” Julian smirked. Sierra reached Noah. “ Hey Noah, why are you back?” She asked the sarcastic know it all “ well I came back for my girlfriend, Emma and Owen. I want to help Emma as much as I can, I still want to split the money with my bud Owen.” He said shrugging “ that’s awesome. I saw your friendship develop throughout the Ridonculous-“ Sierra was stopped before she could finish her sentence “ those mention that rip-off! Ever again you’re out Sierra!” That outburst shocked everyone “oh yes our show host doesn’t like Don does he?” Blainley smirked mocking Chris. “ Yeah whatever”

“ yeah, I know about the rivalry between Chris and Don. Chris wanted to host the Ridonculous race but the network denied it saying that that she’ll need a fresher more nicer face than Chris. That’s why Chris hates any mention of that reality show. And yeah I’m not scared to mention it. He can’t disqualify me. It’s in my contract. I either have to be eliminated get evacuated due to emergency or be killed” Blainley's confessional.

 Kyle, walking with Millie and Damien “ Priya would’ve been fangirling if she was here seen every total drama player in history together” Millie said as Kyle wasn’t paying attention to her “ yeah, though I’m curious, why didn’t she come back?” Damien asked. “ oh, that’s easy Caleb and her were tired of total drama and when they realize that Julia was gonna come back, they decided not to return.” Millie explained “ that’s fair. She did try to ruin the relationship.” He replied “ why did you return Millie?” He asked her “ well I wanted to write about the original contestants of total drama. It’s a research on my parents told me to do don’t worry I won’t write about any of us. Also, I want to win the million dollars I got third place in our first season and then got eliminated third, I promise to make it better” Millie said, as the three of them walked together” what about you Damien what did you come back?” She asked “ well during our second season, I was put it off six because Julia stole my immunity idol so I was right this time around. I plan to be smarter faster and less afraid of course or try to what about you Kyle.” Damien said, and then turned to Kyle, who only then realize that Millie and Damien were talking to him. “ oh, sorry I wasn’t paying. Attention. I came back, Well last season, I didn’t like the way I was eliminated. Yes I did a few bad things said a few bad things about some of you and that’s why you voted me off and yeah I’ve been improving myself since being less competitive more of a team player just like I used to be my first hockey team.” Said his were still drifting towards axle and ripper.. “ that’s great Kyle, let’s make the lions the three of us and try to get to the finale the final three deal?” Millie said, asking the boys. “ sure we’re down.” Kyle and Damien said at the same time.

"in all honesty, I returned because yes I want to win $1 million but because I am permanently bench until further notice from the snow owls. Something about not being a team player during the first two seasons of total drama. It’s a punishment the coach gave me and since we were in hockey season Wayne and Raj, where unable to come and so was Bowie he wanted to support his boyfriend during the hockey season… and other than wanting to win the million I also came back to try to befriend Axel she sending me thread messages because ripper used to have a crush on me before he turned up to her so I want to make her not hate me and try to continue my friendship ish with Ripper.” Kyle’s confessional.

Eventually, they reached economy class, and it was beautiful for the cast “ wow this is better than I ever Imagined!  To be treated like princess” Amy said, smiling “ more like a wicked witch” Sammy said in a whisper “ perfect for me because I am a princess” Ella said smiling. “ Yeah yeah whatever I divide you into the teams now before we reach our first destination. Let’s go back to the common area.” Chris said as he led everyone towards the common area once they were all organized in the common area, Chris talked again. They were four colored circles on different ends of the deck, red green, gold and blue. “ first nine contestants that I are going to step in the green mat OK?” he said as he pulled out a list. “ these are the members. Of the first team Eva, Carlos Trent Blainley, Dawn, Anne Maria, Rodney, Julia, and Kyle will be known as the screaming eagles.” Chris said as the. Nine people he mentioned moved towards the green mat.. Kyle and Julia giving each other the stink eye. “ team to consist of Sadie, Katie Noah Stacy Daniel Beardo Sammy Nichelle and Jane you will be known as the killer hornets your Matt is the red one” as he listed every in the second team they each moved to the red mat, who were the people in that team Sadie and Katie were happily hugging each other, because they got to be in the same team. “Team 3 are Tyler, Bryan, Geoff, Dakotazoid, Sam, Leonard, Ella, Axel and Damien That team is called, the Ferocious Pidgeon's. The  gold Matt if you please!” The mentioned people walked to the gold Matt and automatically the last group went to the blue Matt “ lastly  Zeke, Justin, Sierra, B, Brick, Amy, Topher, Ripper and Millie. You are the Turkeys of Death!”

"Great... I got stuck with Jock wannabe, Party dude, Mutant girl and gamer dude, useless wizard, discount cinderella, Axel and damien.... The only good ones are the Mutant, Axel and me..... this team is the worst... This is the third time i get to be in a awful team, First the Grips, and then victory. Chris is trying to Test my patience this time." Daniel's Confessional.

"Okay so My team is a mix bag, Justin Topher and Amy are useless, Sierra is crazy and Zeke... is a wild card. Brick and B are the only worth while making an alliance with, and anyone is better than Ripper" Millie's confessional

"Eva and I are already in an alliance, it would have been cool to have Noah in our team... but well that sucks. right now the only people worth working with are Dawn, Julia, Rodney and Kyle. They are each strong players in their own way, But Julia is a Villain and i don't want people to think that I'm allying my self with my own cousin... this is going to be tough." Carlos' confessional.

"I'm in it to win it! Unlike my only season. Sadie and I have prepared our self if we get separated again... It's all thanks to Eric, He was a great friend to us during Island. So if I win, I plan to split the Million with Him and Sadie!" Katie's Confessional.

"This is just like when I got place of the Ferocious trouts, I had no ally, But I know from My cousin Eric that Trent and Dawn are good people to make an alliance with and Rodney too He is strong. I hope I do Make it Farther this time. I am In it to win it." Kyle's Confessional.

"Thank God! I am Not with Amy! I can finally be confident in my own Abilities. I got to show my team what I am Made off" Sammy's Confessional.

"Its A good think Ripper and I were placed on different teams. He and I would have been making out non stop. I love him but I need to focus on winning this!" Axel's Confessional.

"You my Homies, This is Zeke's Season. I'm going to show them all not to mess with the Zeke!" Zeke's Confessional.

Sam and Dakotazoid's Confessional is just them making out.

After Chris, Finished introducing the team the loud speaker began to make a loud screeching sound "I just want to say that we are almost close to our destination! Hawaii! get ready to get burnt under the sun and Enjoy the hot lava!" Chef's voice said. Chris smiled as he turned to the cast "You are going to love this first challenge i got for you all. It's and Homage to the final Challenge in Total drama World tour, mixed with the prison eating challenge from season one.... But" Chris turns to the camera. "That's all the time we have left. Stay tune for next episode, where i explain the challenge, give them the rules and tell them the punishment for last place. Right here on. Total! Drama! Cruiser!" The camara pans away showing the McLean cruise ship and at the distance Hawaii.

Next Episode:

All Aboard part 2

A/N: Hello! Hope you enjoy this Episode! I already know who I am eliminating first. Hope you enjoy this fan made story of a fan made season.

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Here we have the last Team from TDWT, Bryan's Team. Team victory. Lost all of the elimination challenges and were wiped out before the merge. I drew them in elimination order

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Some people do anything for money. Duncan, Bryan and Courtney switch clothing. Duncney vs Bryatney or brycan? Gwuncan? Bryen? Gwoutney?