I missed something because when did you meet Wilbur?
uhh I don't know if I really talked about it. It was after the Pioneertown show. We decided to hang out (Mia had a flag she wanted signed I think) because it was such a small show. The band came out while I was having a beer. Both Bee and I had talked about how we really didn't have a desire to meet Wilbur, but I went up and said hello to Ash and Joe. I talked to Joe for a minute about beer and I don't really remember what he said now. Ash signed something for me. I talked to Will and Handsome Dave for a minute.
Then Bee and I decided to sit on a log and wait for Mia. Mia was in this group around Wilbur and we thought for sure she'd give up or he'd go inside. Then he turned around to say something to her and I said "we should go and get some pictures and watch them talk." We pushed through and I took some pictures and provided some lighting while he signed Mia's flag (and also tried to memorize everything he was saying to Mia because I had a feeling she'd go "what did I say??" and I'm glad I did because they sorta threatened each other over tamagotchis). Anyway so then this other person asked me to provide light, and I said sure (accidentally blinded Wilbur for a moment).
I talked to Will (bustabill_) a bit more while holding the light and then Wilbur started going "move the light here" and directing me to move the light so he could do more pictures and sign things. Bee abandoned me. Mia abandoned me. I started muttering about how I wanted to leave and that made Will laugh every time Wilbur told me to light something. Finally I was like "I need to go. Mia and Bee want to go" to Wilbur who had no idea who I was talking about I'm sure and he was like "oh uh do you want a picture or anything?" I got one and then BOLTED.
Apparently as I was fleeing I was asked to please hold the light one last time for someone and didn't hear it. Wilbur cackled and went "Oh she is fucking GONE."