#but I cannot stop being such a fatally snappy dresser until Aphrodite lifts this burden from me I guess
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Oh nymphs, when will my curse of irresistible beauty (to men who work in cornershops) be broken?
Helen of Troy felt like this.
#EVERY local shop that's BEEN my local shop for at least FIFTEEN YEARS#give me peace#Sure the problem is perhaps my inability to leave the house without first assembling An Outfit#which makes me stand out in your average cornershop#but I cannot stop being such a fatally snappy dresser until Aphrodite lifts this burden from me I guess#Anyway no mate you're not going to 'get to see how I cook some day' wtf#it was already awkward when you just gazed at me yearningly whenever I bought milk did you have to actually say something
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