#but I do think that Madam Meiyin being a succubus only deals with love fortunes

[lilnasxvevo]

I don’t think her abilities really work that way but for months now I have been dreaming of an alternate version of the succubus extra where Madam Meiyin takes Liu Qingge’s palm instead of Shen Qingqiu’s and she goes quiet for a few seconds and then says super casually “How old are you, my dear?” and he tells her and she’s like “Well. I must say this is a new one in all my years of—YOU SHOULD BE DEAD, OKAY? WHY AREN’T YOU DEAD?”

and Liu Qingge is like “Well how the fuck would I know?“ and Shen Qingqiu is sitting there like. Oh. Oh I know why.